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| I had the craziest weekend, bro. We snuck into Mexico for a weekend of debauchery. I woke up with a condom in my ass, and I think I'm missing a kidney. | |
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| And what are you going to say at the press conference, Mr. President? | |
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| Well, it seems like I gotta make up some good lies, doesn't it, bro? | |
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| Guess so, Mr. President and stop calling me "bro". | |
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| Erm, I did not wake up with a condom in my ass in a cheap Mexican hotel. I repeat, I DID NOT wake up with a condom in my ass. | |
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| And what about the kidney incident, sir? | |
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