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by Bazilla
12-28-01
You are now under arrest anything you do say will be...
Wait a minute my brother, this is wack, see this fly girl was driving past so I had to speed up.
...and then this big ol' lampost came my way!
swish

 

by Bazilla
12-28-01
Listen, I know you're new and eveything, but I'm the daddy here!
No, I think, I'm here to stay brother.
You're just a newbie, you won't last, anyway it says in my contract that I am the King
Yeah, and I'm the prince to kick your arse!
But can you do this!?
swish

 

by Bazilla
12-29-01
Hello, welcome to Bad Cops, I'm LAPD's finest cop around Dr. Peters
And I'm PC Gregory
Over the coming weeks, you will see how we have been keeping the streets clean from these idiots.
Yes, and we'll start with a clip where I had to arrest a drunk who was threatining to kill people.
I'm PC Gregory, you are under arrest for threatining behaviour, anything you do
WOW, what are you ran on XP?, hey look, I have mail!

 

by Bazilla
12-30-01
You are under arrest by the...
No wait, my homie, me brother, listen it was that other brothers fault!
See my brother was racing me, dude it was wack! 'sup?
swish

 

by Bazilla
1-05-02

 

by Bazilla
1-07-02
Well, so far the year has been good to me! I've recieved a compliment from Kajun (Not a strong one but good enough)
And I got one that was really a case of the other comic was worse compliment.
But it means I'm not on the bottom now, I feel so special!

 

by Bazilla
1-07-02
n00b!
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()()()()()()()()()n00b suxor

 

by Bazilla
1-08-02
RAAAAAAAAR! TOBOR IS SO ANGRY AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS IT!
I think I can help.
TOBOR WONDERS HOW!?
There's a nickel in my shoe!
Can I have it?
NO!

 

by Bazilla
1-08-02
DO SOMETHING ELSE!? BUT HOW CAN I?
I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO ANYTHING ELSE! CAN'T I JUST DO WHAT I NORMALLY DO?
No!
I CAN'T BE BOTHERED! YOU DO SOMETHING ELSE!
No!

 

by Bazilla
1-11-02
Goat milk?

 

by Bazilla
1-13-02
WOW! I can't believe we've got $50 million! What are we going to spend it on?
Well, I was thinking we could spend some to make Bazilla funny.
Don't be stupid! We haven't got that much!

 

by Bazilla
1-18-02
So, you decided to shave.
Rather than go out and bathe.
You could've stayed and pissed your pants....
....then have it filled with ants.
Burma Shave.
Burma Shave?

 

by Bazilla
1-19-02
Tobor, after being appointed Secretary of Defence, has been up for 56 hours waiting for something to do as his first task.
I DON'T THINK I CAN STAY UP MUCH LONGER
Follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road, la la la la
TOBOR MUST CORNHOLE TV
We're off to see the wizard.

 

by Bazilla
1-22-02
DexX and Kaufman are talking about Dennis Rodman
I think he is a shoe in for the All star team.
I don't know, he's pretty warped.
What do you think of Deennis Rodman, Spankling?
I think he is gay!
No, do you think he will lead the Bulls to win?
Depends if he uses his magic spin

 

by Bazilla
1-22-02
Hi
Hi, how are you?
Fine, yourself?
Been better.
And that's how the asian girl shouted NO!
Sucky sucky five dollah.
NO!

 

by Bazilla
1-22-02
*whisper* Bazilla is really Nostalgia_Man*whisper*
*whisper*I know, now the truth is out there to find*whisper*
Needs more Sodomy

 

by Bazilla
1-22-02
So...you like stuff?
Yeah, you?
No, you?
We done me!
So we did.

 

by Bazilla
1-23-02
Ambulences really warp me out.
I know how you feel, I want my dad.
What, to help you get on your knees?
So that's how the shoe hit me, I then went to hospital and was better.
HA HA, what the fuck were you talking about?

 

by Bazilla
1-24-02
So I said "Those rotors turbines won't generate gravitons by themselves"
HA HA
ROBO WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW! AS I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT!

 

by Bazilla
1-24-02
Look how small that is!
Hey!
What?
What's wrong with my cat?
No, not your cat!
*crying*

 

by Bazilla
1-24-02
The doctor said I have five days to live.
That really sucks, hows your parents taking it?
Well, this is how she put it.
You can die from sucking? Well um at least you can please Satan.

 

by Bazilla
1-25-02
So I said to this guy that I don't like him. I also said other things.
I am xpac I don't like spaces but was forced to use them later I like speaking forever
I am fuck, I no taht I cat'n spel, I am a rapper.
I am Jesus, I know all, for that people call me Gandhi, I forgive their sins by killing myself.
I like looking u there, nothing is up there though, I was famous for nothing but hey that's life.
RAAAAAR! I AM TOBOR, I SHOUT AND CORNHOLE, DO YOU? I HAVE AN UNCLE CALLED ASSBOT HE IS BLUE.

 

by Bazilla
1-25-02
Hi
Hi
Shut up
No you
Bye
Bye

 

by Bazilla
1-26-02
Have you heard, Boy George is now doing stand-up.
Really?
Yeah
He's become a, come a, come a, come a, come a comiedian.

 

by Bazilla
1-26-02
And then this cowboy said to me "Them rotor turbines......." hey where you going?
Oh, I'm going to Russia.
So....Moscow

 

by Bazilla
1-26-02
I played golf with a mathematican the other day.
Yeah? Was he good?
Hell no. he made a terrible shot.
What happened then?
He shouted "Square root of sixteen!"

 

by Bazilla
1-26-02
I'm fed up of George Lucas, if I hear about him one more time he's geography!
Don't you mean history?
Don't change the subject!

 

by Bazilla
1-26-02
You know what sucks?
No.
That N*SYNC aren't going to be in Star Wars.
Why?
They're so cool, I like JC he's so good to his mum.

 

by Bazilla
1-26-02
Baaaaa!
Quwak!
BAAA!
QUWAK!
Baaaaaaa!
Wait! You're not a sheep.

 

by Bazilla
1-27-02
Hello Diablo!
Diablo? Oh yes, me *wink wink*
So how was your day?
Mine? Well I finished Quake 2...... I mean I went round a field and had some corn.
See, you can't even tell we subsituted Diablo because he came ill.
That's nice.

 

by Bazilla
1-27-02
So after I said that, the other cowboy said "What the fuck are......"
RAAAAAAAR DIABLO WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
Don't exaggerate!
RAAAAAAAAR!
You're still rough aren't you.
Yeah, I mean RAAAAAAAR CORNHOLE TIME!

 

by Bazilla
2-02-02
An ATM!? That's a brilliant idea! It'll have millions and millions of money within it!
Right, you're a brilliant chicken, we need you to hit the thousands and thousands of guards with that stool, it'll be really amazing!
Then I take off my suit and say "RAAAR I WILL CORNHOLE YOU!", right?
I think that's been done.

 

by Bazilla
2-03-02
Então disse "Bem os turbinas de rotor não são gonna gerar gravitons por sees"
HA HA
Sobre o que o fuck que você estavam conversando?

 

by Bazilla
2-03-02
*refresh* Come on, LadyJ, Israphael, even Andy just vote for me please!
*refresh* I should of whitewashed him in the first place, I can't lose!
Israphael: Bazilla, LadyJ: It was tough, but Bazilla, Andy: Well it's a draw so I decide, Bazilla goes through the next round!
No! Go back! go back!

 

by Bazilla
2-03-02
The following children's books have been rejected by Puffin:
"Grandpa gets a casket", "The magic world inside an Abandoned Refrigerator"
"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia", "Strangers have the Best Candy"
"Whining, Crying, and Kicking to get Your way.", "You were an Accident"
"Places where Mommy and Daddy hide neat things", "Daddy drinks because you Cry."
"Fun four Letter Words to know and Share" and finally "Dad's new wife Robert."

 

by Bazilla
2-05-02
I'm telling you he's after me, and soon I will pay the price!
Riiiight, so where's my sandwich?
You'll get your sandwich when you've saved me from the torture.
Fuck that!

 

by Bazilla
2-05-02
And then he said "The end is nigh, I will kill you"
HA HA
No wait that's serious shit you're in.
Not even I can help you.

 

by Bazilla
2-05-02
No one has helped you!
ALL YOUR BASES BELONG TO US
They do!? Ahhhhhh *insert commit suicide slide here*

 

by Bazilla
2-05-02
Bongo is watching the WWF fight between Mr. Bad and Dr. Good, Mr. Bad is winning.
Boooooo, Boooooo
Boo...rite Boo...rite Boo..rite
Ahhhh, the time is come, Boorite is after me!

 

by Bazilla
2-05-02
The end is nigh, I will kill you!
You will!? Any way I can get out of this?
No
Oh shit!
Oh god, not here, control yourself, man that stinks.

 

by Bazilla
2-05-02
The only way I *could* get out of this is to scare him..
What are you doing here still?
Hi, your ear kinda gave me ideas to do, and I still want to carry on.
Anyway, I need your help, your shorts may scare boorite off, he's a bit scared of competition.
I'll do it! No, wait I won't and you know why? Because episode 4 would need re-doing that's why!

 

by Bazilla
2-10-02
HO HO HO! MEEEERY CHRISTMAS!
Fuck off!

 

by Bazilla
2-10-02
Oh boy, I hope Surly comes and gives me everything I want!
Hey, what happened to me!? I give you everything you want, not Surly!
Yeah, but you should see Surly, he has movable arms, and a voice box, which say his famous lines like "Fuck off!" and "You're a twat!"
Get bent!

 

by Bazilla
2-11-02
Is it just me, are are there none (or few) comics with us in it?
You know I think you're right.
We derserve recognition!
I think Baz has some homework to do and then sleep, but come tomorrow he'll start a kick ass series.
Do you really think Baz can make a kick ass series?
I know I care more about that piece of shit there. Mmmm.

 

by Bazilla
2-11-02

 

by Bazilla
2-12-02
Hey look! It's Linguo!
Who!?
He was an unsuccesful character made by Baz, that was kinda annoying, and also was a light rip-off of Dr. Pendantic.
*kind of* annoying.
Oh I see what you mean.

 

by Bazilla
2-12-02
Many other people have tried to make Clango famous, just like Tobor was, all have failed, and he is and always will be known as Clango.
Tobor?
You don't know who Tobor is? You soon will.
YOU WON'T FORGET WHO TOBOR IS SOON RAAAAR!

 

by Bazilla
2-12-02
Tobor has changed SC.com forever, he appears in at least 75% of comics on this site.
Really!?
Yes, but note that 98% of statistics are made up. And if he isn't in it, he underwater version is.
Aqua Tobor?
Yeah, he has a smaller succes, but is always known as Aqua Tobor.
RAAAAAAR! YOU CALLED? (FOR A CORNHOLING I HOPE)

 

by Bazilla
2-12-02
Why did the blue fish never make it big?
No-one really tried, unlike they did with Clango. Someone may try and give him a theme to live his life on.
But it's unlikely to work, he was always left out, Aqua Tobor wanted to cornhole, all the blue fish wanted to be is become a tomatoe
I want to be a tomatoe.
Hmm, not really exciting, see if he was turd, he would get my attention.

 

by Bazilla
2-12-02
So, why do some characters become famous, and others not?
Simply because they have a main role, and appear in a funny comic. The failures we've seen never got the main role chance, just like us.
So why have we never caught on?
Well I'm quite new, so don't have a role to follow, and you're just a lost cause.
Is this why Baz is making us the main roles?
I don't know, because as I said they have to appear in a funny comic to make it big.

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