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by Bazilla
11-28-01
So then Matt said screw you, I'm making a cartoon about yellow people.
Yeah, like that would work
That's what I thought, but he went on to make millions!
That sucks!
Tell me about it
That sucks

 

by Bazilla
11-28-01
Wasssssssssup
Not a lot, quite boring day.
I don't think you got it
Wasssssssssup
Shut up, no-one likes you go to hell

 

by Bazilla
11-28-01
So, you.....like......stuff?
I SAID YOU LIKE STUFF?
And I'm the deaf one!

 

by Bazilla
11-28-01
Put them up
....all of them!
Mmmm pies

 

by Bazilla
11-28-01
Advertisers.....no-one likes them, especially on the internet.
But while I'm here go to my home page:
http://www.geocities.com/bazboy666/Bazillapage.html
That's got to be illegal!

 

by Bazilla
11-29-01
Hmmmm...Deja vu.

 

by Bazilla
11-29-01

 

by Bazilla
11-29-01
I'm just mad about zits, zits grow like mad on me.
They are all bug and bumpy, they never stop growing on me.
They call me mellow yellow.

 

by Bazilla
11-30-01
They chose an elephant over me crazy!
They chose Grouch over me!
They chose Hansel over me!

 

by Bazilla
11-30-01
The argument arose after the ghost's hat vanished
What happened to you? you used to be cool!
No I didn't
I'm not talking to you anymore! Isn't that right Snookems.

 

by Bazilla
11-30-01
Randy girl: a/s/l?
Horny dawg: Age doesn't matter, neither does location, the only thing that matters is sex!
Damn this Horny dawg guy beat me to it, I'll have to settle for Muppet girl

 

by Bazilla
12-01-01
Welcome to the wondaful sevn, we wil sav qlanet.
My nam is Jon, I saev tHe qlanet
I am Kevin, I thro qie at faecs
We may de idios, but we sav worl wel.
Don't qloy wit haMers. Me Joe
I qloyed wit sKisSers once. I am Piter
I wonder what exciting adventures our wonderful seven will have in the future. bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
I am SanTa, I thro qresssent at qeoql
My name is Snookems, this is Billy I am the only clever one here, Billy is demented. Just remember change q to p and vice versa and b to d and it will help you understand

 

by Bazilla
12-01-01
Cwl, it lik lOking in miRror
Billy, it is a mirror.
Cwl!

 

by Bazilla
12-01-01
I woNda wHat haqqeNs if I qut thiS in my hEab
Oh! NoTe to seLf bon't qloy wiTh haMers
I'm LEArnbing

 

by Bazilla
12-01-01
I wonda what haqqens if I qloy with this rocket
Oh
Director's note: I realise that before it said he played with scissors to lose his body. Well the reason we changed it was because I coudn't find any novelty sized scissors.
WeL thErE's soMethiNg I won't do agAin in a huRRy.

 

by Bazilla
12-01-01
U R wayy two cwl toO haN wit Us
So Now U mUst just haN
Director's note: I killed off Jon cos he was too cool and couldn't think of any funny jokes with him (I know the rest aren't funny either but hey!)
ThAt Was funNie
YeS, I gott it oF tElEviSioN

 

by Bazilla
12-04-01
MaYbay
And in their control room (imagine it's a control room).....
MaYbay...MaYbay whaT tHe Hel iS that?
MaYbay wHy that's the RuSian nEw YeAr

 

by Bazilla
12-04-01
WhAt can U maKe out off thIs?
Y I can maKe a Hat, or a bOat or A teRodaCtylE.
I wANt to know eveRytHin that has hapeNed so Far!
Wel fURst the eaRth colEd, and then tHe dinOsaWs came, butT they got two big and fat so thEy al died, and then they al turNed INtwo oil. And after Arabs came and brOuht Mercedes Benzes.

 

by Bazilla
12-04-01
I wonder if we are the favourites?
Well we are here automatically, though it migh be him cos there are so many different positions he has.
Yeah, you're right, plus if you want someone to commit suicide, he's your man.

 

by Bazilla
12-04-01
WOW I can't believe it
My 20th comic and no-one has abbused me in anyway.
Oh crap.

 

by Bazilla
12-06-01
Sorry, you're not my type.
Sorry, you're not my type.
You're my type!
He's not my type, but I could get closer to the cat....

 

by Bazilla
12-06-01
God it's cold
I'm not God, I'm Jesus.
It's amazing how many crap jokes on this site there are about Jesus
I make it 5907 now.

 

by Bazilla
12-09-01
Hello, I am Bazilla, there are only two other characters that have a name in my comics (the rest have been killed off.)
This is Billy, he used to be dysleksic, but overcame that like Joe because I got bored of stupid crappy dysleksic jokes.
This is Joe, he is the best person to use to commit suicide, read letters, and be normal.

 

by Bazilla
12-09-01
I AM RANTY!
Hello, I am Sando. We are the evil ones that will take over the world, during the next episodes.
AS YOU CAN GUESS, IT IS BOUND TO FAIL AS YOUR HEROS WILL SAVE BAZILLA'S COMICS!
That sucks, no-one likes his comics, why doesn't he just quit while he's behind.

 

by Bazilla
12-09-01
THAT'S TRUE, NO-ONE LIKES HIS COMICS, HE ISN'T OVERKEEN ON THEM, SO WE WILL KILL HIM AND HIS FRIENDS!
Do you seriously think he has friends, I mean look at this crap, when will the story start?
YOUR RIGHT ON THE FIFTH SLIDE AND WE'RE STILL HERE SPEAKING!
Now look on the sixth slide and still nothing, well at least he has opened my mouth!

 

by Bazilla
12-09-01
And so the story eventually starts....
ARE YOU THE ONE CALLED BILLY!?
Who the hell are you?
OH I'M RANTY, I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE CALLED BILLY, ARE YOU BILLY!?
I'm a girl, my name (which isn't important) is Suzy.
WELL DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS!? I WANT TO KILL HIM.
No sorry, god another three slides wasted! Nice background though.

 

by Bazilla
12-09-01
Sando starts his search for Joe.
Excuse me are you Joe? I want to kill him.
But he finds Billy without knowing it.
No, my name's Bil....ster, yes my name's Bilster
Billy just gets away with it, just as well Sando is run on Windows '95 and not XP or ME
Do you know Joe? It's important I kill him!?
YeeeeNO, never heard of Joe, especially if you're talking about the one that likes commiting suicide.

 

by Bazilla
12-09-01
Director's note: We realise that it doesn't matter what windows Sando is run on, because they are all the same.
Well, they haven't found Joe which is good, they better not catch on to Billy, so far I'm safe.
WOW what were the odds?
UM, I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE OR ANYTHING, BUT ARE YOU THAT BAZILLA GUY I HEAR SO MUCH ABOUT!?
Never heard of him.
YOU SURE! IT'S IMPORTANT HE DIES! HE WEARS A YELLOW T-SHIRT BLUE TROUSERS, NO SHOES?

 

by Bazilla
12-09-01
That's a weird description, can't say I've seen him.
WELL OK, THANKS ANYWAY, TELL ME IF YOU HEAR ANYTHING.
Any luck?
NO, ASKED SOME GIRL IF THEY WERE BILLY, SAID NO AND THAT HER NAME WAS SUZY THOUGH, ASKED A BOY IN A YELLOW T-SHIRT AND BLUE TROUSERS IF THEY WERE BAZILLA SAID NO! YOU HAD ANY LUCK?
YOU IDIOT! Suzy was clearly lying, this "Suzy" girl sounds like she is really Billy in a diguise.

 

by Bazilla
12-09-01
Hello Suzy, or should I say Billy?
You should say Suzy, who are you?
Oh I'm sorry, I'm Sando, Ranty's friend..
Yeah right, like that thing could have a friend.
Yeah well you see I'm trying to kill Bazilla, Billy and Joe to end Bazilla's crappy comics.
Well, I can't say I've seen them, but I'm interested enough for this to go to another comic slide.

 

by Bazilla
12-09-01
And so it did...
So why do you want to kill them, besides Bazilla's shoddy comics?
Well, there's lot's of reasons...Oh no, I have to go to a hospital!
What is it !?
And the Airplane rip offs strike again just to fill another space, expect more to come
It's a big building with patients in it, but that's not important now, I have an appointment.

 

by Bazilla
12-09-01
And just because of the joke, Sando now has to go to his hospital appointment.
WHAT DID HE SAY!?
He said come back in six months for another check-up.
OH O.K CAN I ASK A QUESTION?
What?
A QUESTION, IT'S AN INTERAGATIVE STATEMENT USED TO TEST KNOWLEDGE. CAN WE STOP THE GAGS AND CARRY ON WITH THE PLOT?

 

by Bazilla
12-09-01
And carried on with the plot they did..
HEY! LOOK OVER THERE IT'S JOE!
I would turn around, but then my body would be cut off. See...
THAT SUCKS, LOOKS QUITE PAINFUL.....IS IT?
No it just makes me look deformed.
We must kill him, just approach him slowly and act normal...

 

by Bazilla
12-09-01
So Sando played it cool and acted normal...
Good day!
Oh, it is with the sun shining and all that.
GO ON SANDO, KILL HIM!
Oh the joy of crappy cartoon effects!
Who's next then!

 

by Bazilla
12-09-01
There was a robot called Sando, he had a friend called Ranty. They went to kill Bazilla, Billy and Joe...
....But Joe killed Sando
Or so it seemed, Sando went to hospital, was fine seconds later and the story continues....

 

by Bazilla
12-09-01
Well, that didn't work, Bazilla looks a bit wussy....
YES LET'S FIND HIM!
Wait a minute, Billy has a cat, he has to be wussy.
YES, BUT THE CAT HAS CLAWS!
You're right, let's avoid Billy.
YOU CAN TELL THIS IS BY BAZILLA, ANOTHER WASTE OF COMIC SPACE, HE SO HAS TO DIE!

 

by Bazilla
12-09-01
Get ready for another waster!
Hey look, it's Joe again! HA HA made you get cut off and deformed.
VERY FUNNY, WOW THERE HE IS, BAZILLA, NOW OUR CHANCE TO KILL HIM!
HAHA NOW YOU'RE DEFORMED.
Hey look it's Billy!
WE COULD GO ON LIKE THIS FOR HOURS!

 

by Bazilla
12-09-01
The two villians get a bit drunk (don't ask me how robots can get drunk they just do)
So I said to this guy, YOU STINK!
HEY THAT WAS ME!
NOW YOU WILL PAY, WITH DEATH!
YES NOW I WILL DO IT BY MYSELF! MWHAHAHAHAHA.

 

by Bazilla
12-09-01
I'M FED UP OF HIS NAME BEING FIRST! NOW IT'S RANTY AND SANDO! NO WAIT RANTY AND ZAP HEHE!
If I was alive right now, I would kick you so hard!
Hi, have you found Bazilla yet?
HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM! YOU MUST BE BAZILLA!
Right, ok I admit it, I'm Bazilla, now I will...HEY who the hell are you?
Oh, you know me as Sando, but now I'm "ZAP"

 

by Bazilla
12-09-01
Do you really want to fight me?
OF COURSE I DO!
C'mon it's obvious I'm gonna win, who writes these comics?
YOU DO
So who do you think will win?
.........YOU!

 

by Bazilla
12-09-01
NOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S NO GOOD, I CAN'T WIN.
So you can either fight me and die, or you can leave me alone and torment someone else.
BUT YOUR COMICS ARE CRAPTACULAR, NO-ONE LIKES YOU, YOU HAVE TO DIE!
Yes my comics are craptacular but what can you do? I'm writing these, I'm not going to kill myself am I?
WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I CAN DO!

 

by Bazilla
12-09-01
That's right now you must leave.
NEVER! I'LL NEVER FEEL CONTROLED BY YOU, I'M KILLING MYSELF!
I don't think you've thought this through....
Well, that's your choice, well I guess we're saved!
Wait a minute!

 

by Bazilla
12-09-01
?????
I'm still here, and now I will finish what I tried to start!
MAN! This is desperate, just give up and go!
You're right, well see you around!
And then Billy, Joe and Bazilla all survived, Bazilla went on to make more craptacular comics, after wasting 20 comics on this poor script.
Bye!

 

by Bazilla
12-11-01
Joining the christmas bandwagon I start my first of (probably many) christmas episodes
Why didn't you ever give kids presants!?
Well, I did kill myself to forgive their sins!
If anyone does know how Jesus died e-mail me.
No you didn't! You came back to life three days later! You're just a lazy old git!
If I'm lazy, what on earth is santa! look how fat he is!

 

by Bazilla
12-11-01
WOW, I like that sweater!
I like yours, do you want to swap?
You look so stupid!
That sweater doesn't suit you.
Yeah, it only suits you, on me it just looks stupid.
Yeah and vice versa.

 

by Bazilla
12-12-01
What did the big telephone say to the small telephone.
I don't know, what did the big telephone say to the small telephone?
Why are you still hanging around here!
I don't get it.
Well, you see people HANG up the phone, hang, hanging around get it?
Shut up now, or I'll unplug you!

 

by Bazilla
12-12-01
If you printed this and put in a circle, you would be a very sad man/woman
VERY sad!

 

by Bazilla
12-12-01
I have a question about the logo.
What?
Is it 2P or is it the thing I think it is?
Yeah, the second one.
Hey look we swaped places!
No we didn't, Bazilla just didn't have an idea to put is this third space!

 

by Bazilla
12-14-01

 

by Bazilla
12-14-01
If I eat a fish, does that stop your hunger?
Depends, wouldn't it be cool if we could do tricks!
How do we excrete?
Um.....
And a normal animal streching the whole slot!

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