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by Dracon_Shadow
7-24-04
I partied like it was 1999... AGAIN!
Mudriding... EVERYWHERE. It was the shizzyizzyizzyizznit.
Wow, That's kinda weird.
Not as weird as what lies under my dress! GET IN MY NONEXISTANT PANTS!
The hell?

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-24-04
Dear Pumkn Pai, I want to take you in my arms and get spade with you. XOXO Starvn Marvin
The hell?

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-24-04
Dear Dirty Dancing 2: Electric Boogaloo, when I get home, I'm gonna teach you how to count. XOXO R. Sole
The hell?

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-25-04
Hey ma'am, uh, I mean sir, uh...
yeeeeeeeeeeeeess, you scrumptious little blob of sex jelly?
...
I want to rub you up and down my manly penis and then stick it into a warm watermelon with the seeds still in.
Maybe if I keep looking above it, it'll disappear.
That is going to feel so sweet once I find my old meat grinder.

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-26-04
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Guys that wear mascara make the baby Jesus cry.
They are to be shot on site.
Apologize.
They are the lowest forms of debauchery possible, with the exception of shows on Bravo.
Mascara makes guys impotent.
Sorry.
And now, for the culmination of all this hatred...
I want you to come lick the mascara off of my manly eyes and wipe it on my manly buttocks.

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