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| Guys that wear mascara make the baby Jesus cry. | |
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| They are to be shot on site. | |
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| They are the lowest forms of debauchery possible, with the exception of shows on Bravo. | |
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| Mascara makes guys impotent. | |
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| And now, for the culmination of all this hatred... | |
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| I want you to come lick the mascara off of my manly eyes and wipe it on my manly buttocks. | |
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