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by DragonXero
2-28-01
Heya token black guy.
Heya Dragon Xero.
Are you getting sick of the inside humour from outside of this site too?
Yeah. I mean, how many jokes can you make about this before you realize that the only person it's funny to is you?
Mohh.

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
Does anything at Low Pass ever make sense?
A few cartoons do, most of them are simply talking about other cartoons on here.
So basically, it's just nonsensical humour, people making fun of eachother, and annoying catchphrases?
You got it.
Sounds fun to me!
Mohh.

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
Y'know what's really funny?
What?
Irony. You know what's even funnier?
Yeah?
Hypocricy. And confusion.
Oooh.

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
You know, exhibiting intellectualism on this site could be viewed as a sign of overzealous pseudo-humor that will only end up irritating people.
So?
Stop using big words. You'll confuse people.
Oh. Sorry.

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
Criminy, I'm a worldly man! I have lived, I have SEEN things, I have BEEN places. Yep, this bad boy's been around the block a time or two.
This isn't Sinfest.
d'oh!

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
HAHA Yeah, that was so funny when that guy did that thing!
Yeah! I know, then he did that other thing! Oh god it was HILLARIOUS!
Oh yeah, and then, he ran around and said that stuff!
Oh GOD yes, that was so fucking funny!
Moh.
Oh forget it.
Yep. It's still not "Sinfest".

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
RELOAD. RELOAD. RELOAD.
Come on dammit! Someone post a new comic.
Damn I'm pathetic.

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
You're boring.

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Tycho and I went to E3 and all I got was a lousy T-Shirt.
and 13 other t-shirts, and new video cards, a kickass joystick, some cool action figures, a bajillion game demos and a lot more free shit!! HAHA, they don't even let squirrels in to E3!!
Yeah, but squirrels get sex for free.
Shut up.

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
So, is your script coming along any?
Well, I hadn't really thought too deeply about it... hey, isn't this a plane, zooming down into the ocean?
Yep. Sure is.
Ouch. I'm gonna be picking shards outta my ass for weeks.
So, getting any ideas yet?
Hell yes.

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Whoa! I actually cloned myself!
I am SUCH a badass.

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Ever wonder why the plural of "monkey" is "monkeys" instead of "monkies"?
No.
Damn. This date is not going well.
Tell me about it.

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
You blinked first.
Crap.

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Xero and Indy Pete in a musical conversation.
Man, Dio is an AWESOME vocalist. I'm glad that he got into Black Sabbath after Ozzy quit.
Who's Dio?
You're not a real Indy guy, are you?
*sob* I have a golf shirt...
You just don't get it.
I am gonna go listen to Pearl Jam now...

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Oh, hey satan, what's up?
Erm, are you not scared?
Should I be?
YES!! This is hell!
Oh. Sorry. Still not scared...
Can't you just ACT scared? HUMOUR ME!

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Hey, aren't you a big metalhead?
Yeah? What of it? I thought Indy Pete was the only ass to have a problem with it.
Well, I mean, you look like a beatnik? Why?
Well... It's better than...
ACK!
This crappy character.

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Hey Shelly, I've been working on editing some more characters, a few females too!
Yeah?
Yeah, you know that girl from "sinfest"?
That slut?
...Back to the drawing board... Hope Johnny put up the new characters.
Keep at it goth-boy.

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
After stealing Xero's joke, Bunny has been taken in for questioning.
It wasn't that funny when I did it, what made you think it'd be any funnier when you did?
Well?
Oh well.
ALL YOUR JOKE ARE BELONG TO ME!

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Do you have ANY originality in you?
Nope.
Do you realize HOW annoying it is to have someone else copy you?
Uh-uh.
Then you shall die. By the way, I'm flattered that you like my comics enough to emulate them. Still. DIE.
AAAUUUGGHH!

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Dedicated to Savanah.
Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone...
Actually, I'm still alive!
Yes. Die bitch, die.
Shut up bitch.
AIEEEEE!!!

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Hey Jesus, do you ever wonder if there really is a God?
Damn, you ARE a fucktard!

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
STOP STARING AT MY ASS!
Sorry.

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
And now, COW AND CHICKEN!
Bok B-Gok
Moo.
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!
MMOOOOOH!
Hey, this ain't Cartoon Network... what did you expect?
Are they gone yet?
I dunno, but my udders are fucking killing me.

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Whoa.
That was fucking weird.

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK ARE YOU?
Dickhead.

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
I love you! Please, work for me baby!
[ERR: NOT CONNECTED TO SERVER]
Dammit... Time for some tough love...
[PLEASE PRESS ANY KEY]
Ergh, where the hell is that 'any' key?
[DOLT]

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Hello folks, I'd like you all to meet 'Creeper'. Apparently, Creeper is so lame he has to actually try to make fun of people who have original ideas, calling them losers. How ironic is that?!
I.. I...
Shut up, you fucktard.
I... I'm sorry.
You have no concept of humor, do you? Have you any idea how lame and moronic it is to make fun of someone when the best attempt at comedy you can muster is a half-assed insult?
I think the gerbil fell out of my ass...

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Jesus Christ...
Yes father?
Shut up you little retard. I wasn't talking to you. Why can't you be more like that Joseph guy??
I, I tried father...
What is it about "respect your elders" that you don't get?!
*sob* please stop!!

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
You have your instructions. Carry them out.
So, we're supposed to abduct Creeper and give him an anal probe?
Yeah.
You sure he'll like it?
Quite.

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Slipknot is the BEST metal band ever!
Ka-pow!
AAAARGH!

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
So, what do you wanna do today.
MY ANCESTORS WILL PUMMEL YOU WITH THEIR MIGHTY PENISES!
Um, where the hell did that come from?
YOU ARE SMELLING OF HORSE EXCREMENT!
Uh-oh... a nonsense comic... I should run now...
YOU ARE ATTRACTED BY MY FEET EARS!

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Hey, wow, these comics are damn good!
I am SO fucking stoned.

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
If you were more perceptive, you would realize that we are NOT the default layout. In fact, we are SWITCHED AROUND! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Stupid cow, this isn't not gonna work!
Come on big brother!! We can move out today!
Alright, but, this better be good. I mean, what if mom and dad find out?
Do not worry big brother! We will be gone by then!
Oh for fuck's sake, we're NOT "Cow & Chicken", that thing barely passes for a friggin' COW!
Hey! Screw you, anusfucker! Someone get me a fucking stogie, I'm pissed. CALL MY AGENT!

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Heya Puffycloud!
Hey, what's up?
I just wanted to tell you, you were wrong about our readers not understanding humor other than homophobia and eroticism!
Oh?
Yeah... some of them like idiotic flame wars too!
Oh yea! Forgot about that.

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Hey Billy! You know, God is omnipotent and supre powerful, I pity the fools that mess with God!
Yeah! God will smite those who are bad, and save we Christians! Well, I gotta go. Later.
AUGH! OH SWEET JESUS IT HURTS!! AAAAAUGH!! THE PAIN, THE FUCKING PAIN!
AAACK! What am I doing in Hell?!?! I worshipped God every day, as well as his son!
You really are a cocksmoker, aren't you? THERE IS NO GOD, DIPSHIT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Apparently, there is a misunderstanding here.
Oh?
I wasn't taking your joke as referential to myself or anyone in particular, and in fact, took no offense to it. I actually found it humorous, I interview the artists I find humorous.
Oh.
Understand now?
...Goat...

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Goat
Hey baby...
NOOO!!
What you doin' t'night?
Must... resist... goaty... temptation....
pr0n
You know you want me....
TAKE ME YOU BIG HUNK OF GOATMEAT!!!

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Hey, idiot...
Whu... AAAACK! Where the hell did you come from?!
You cloned yourself, remember? Anyway, in case you hadn't realized it, that Cloud person complimented you in a way, he said you were being uncharactaristically unfinny.
Oh! Yeah! Cool. Thanks Cloud guy!
Wanker.

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
I actually tried to find a non-offensive character for you...
You dont get out much, do you?
*sob* Nope.

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Oh wow! Another 31337 talk cartoon that makes absolutely no sense! How original!
Ugh... Does ANYONE find this tripe to be amusing in any way?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh man, that's the good stuff!
All your base are belong to us!

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Alright, this lovely pixelated lady and I would like to explain a couple things to you girls out there.
First off, if you are under 18, and dating a guy over 21, he wants to screw you.
If you're 16 or under, and a guy proposes marriage, given that you are not already shagging him, he is NOT going to marry you.
$90 Wal Mart wedding rings do NOT mean very much these days ladies.
Think that'll sink in?
Think Britney spears will ever sing vocals in a death metal band?

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Have you noticed that the posts have gone down a lot lately? I mean, the insurge of people has gone down dramatically in the last few hours...
Maybe the posts are going to get less crappy soon.
Aren't you scared of me?
Should I be?
That's it, it's back to sodomizing cows with titanium orbs for me!

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Dude, did you break wind?!
I'm a robot...
Well did you?

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
So, what's up bro?
I
Huh?
I, with leisure.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You, without me.

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Little Guy In Yellow Shirt Has 1,000EP and 1,500HP
So, little fighting dude, now that you have over 1,000 HP, are you going to battle that dragon?
Fuck no!
Little Boy In Yellow Shirt Loses 500HP, Stupid Blonde Expires
AIEEEE!!
AUGH! IT HURTS SO BAD!

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
GIYS has 1,200EP and 1,000HP
What the hell? First, that cute chick dies, now I got this annoying voice! STOP IT ALREADY!
Okay, sorry.
Thanks. HEY! Hottie alert!
The scary thing is, I don't play fantasy games at all.
Hey babe.... what's yer number?
Go away maggot, I have over 10,000EP!

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
I warned you, asshole!
AUGH!
You will die now pig!
MY SACK!
Wanker.
Erp... this was a short quest.

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Velcome to mein labratoree jung boi!
Hey mister, what's this bottle do?
DON'T DROP ZAT BOT-TOL!
Like this?
Da... I zuppoze eetz too late to care, da?
Fire hurts...

 

by DragonXero
3-01-01
Hey, where're your Ray-Bans man? Ain't we goin' alien hunting?
G-g-g-g-g...
You okay?
g-g-g-g-...
You saw Rosanne Barr bend over didn't you?
AAAAAH!!!

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