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| Alright, this lovely pixelated lady and I would like to explain a couple things to you girls out there. | |
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| First off, if you are under 18, and dating a guy over 21, he wants to screw you. | |
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| If you're 16 or under, and a guy proposes marriage, given that you are not already shagging him, he is NOT going to marry you. | |
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| $90 Wal Mart wedding rings do NOT mean very much these days ladies. | |
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| Think Britney spears will ever sing vocals in a death metal band? | |
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