All comics by Duke396

Profile

 

by Duke396
1-10-07
You're out of your mind!
Oh come on, it isn't that bad. You thought he wasn't going to redraw you? Haha.
The wait is half the problem.
Yeah, well, all I can say is when Ali is magically erased from his bed and redrawn in a sewer pipe on a super septic barge... it's gonna be great.

 

by Duke396
1-10-07
Behold, I am Raisin Bratton, reborn!
Behold, you are a stick of bacon that thinks he is Raisin Bratton. Idiot.
Bastard! Don't ever disrespect me!
So you think you can be the Raisin B? Where the F$%& is your cape then? And the ability to fly...?
Gone... ALL GONE!! My family was ravaged by a terrible torna--
*yawn* ...Security! (mumbling) wtf is up, first the joystick now this sack of crap.

 

by Duke396
1-10-07
Hey man, this is gonna sound weird, but remember that joystick last week claiming to be.. well, you know. Anyway, some idiot came in dressed as a piece of bacon claiming to be Raisin Bratton Reborn.
Interesting... There must be some sort of rip in the space-time continuum causing our past stupidities to manifest themselves in the present time, reborn!
What the heck are we going to do about it? First the joystick, then RB... I hate to see what is going to be reborn next!
A very good question indeed. We must find out what is causing the rip in the continuum. But first, did you lock up the bacon in the basement too?
Yeah, why?
Oh, no reason, I just wanted to go, umm, see if it really was RB.

 

by Duke396
1-10-07
Come here you little slice of cooked pig gut...
No, anything but this!
Ali!
What...?
Don't eat Raisin Bratton.
Man, almost had him...

 

by Duke396
1-10-07
Man how the crap are we supposed to figure out a rip in the space-time continuum...
I know right? Hey I'm Red Foreman... "I'll put a rip in the space of your--"
This is serious, Cameron... Wait a minute, you may be onto something there. That's it! Ali's rectal cushion is the source of our solution for once instead of our problems.
Um, what?
Seriously! All we have to do is get him to stand on the North Pole and rotate fast enough to counteract the earth's rotation and send us skipping backward in time.
Hey, that could actually work! According to these calculations...the rip is being caused by the fact that our office was built on top of a black hole.

 

by Duke396
1-11-07
I think I would have noticed a black hole. It must have been caused when Ali poofed the office back into existance!
I told him to stop poofing things!
So how do you get rid of a black hole?
I dunno, throw something big in it?
...Haha.
This is so not the time.

 

by Duke396
1-11-07
Ok, we need you to poof an office into the black hole so that it might counteract this one and collapse the hole.
Um, okay.
Ok, we need you to poof an office into the black hole so that it might counteract this one and collapse the black hole.
Here goes... *POOF*
Hey, we're back at the office. But what's that above us?
It looks like... our real office. We're in the black hole office!

 

by Duke396
1-11-07
Hmm, I thought it was kind of weird that I said the exact same thing twice!
Now it makes sense! I thought you were just stupid.
Quick, de-poof this office and we'll have to return back to the real one right? I mean logically--
*DE-POOF*
Oh, this is much better.
Your idea.

 

by Duke396
1-11-07
Oh crap what is that...?
It looks kind of like... No. It can't be.
Were you talking about me?
Let me guess... Hurlzilla... reborn.
Wow, you must be a smart one. I will smite thee all!
Oh crap, if this is anything like the original comic... Haha no really. Hey, what's that above us? Some kind of space ship.

 

by Duke396
1-11-07
This has got to be some kind of joke.
Yes, because black holes and intergalactic pirates are good things to joke around with. *sarcasm*
They appear alive and well, captain.
Oh no, not these idiots again.
No, because I am Cyclopali, reborn. And this is my ship.
Why couldn't you guys have just come down to the office... we have great security.

 

by Duke396
1-11-07
Do you think I'm stupid? I know you have two other reborns in your basement.
What the heck is it with the whole reborn thing anyway? It's getting on my nerves.
It just means that we have made some major life changes since the old comic strip, that's all. You know, like... plastic surgery so we could get into this strip and take over.
That's cool, we should celebrate down at the office. Come on Cyclopali, there'll be food!
That's Cyclopali Reborn to you! And yes, we'll go have some food. We will beam down immediately.
Awesome!

 

by Duke396
1-11-07
Apparently Allen turned the boardrooom into a party room after the president blew it up..
Um, which hole do I put the food into? *laughs gently* I just took over this body last week.
How should I know? And where the heck is Allen? He didn't beam down with us...
Whoops, drew myself into the wrong room...
Tell me you weren't with that nurse from the ship.
What are you my mother? Try and act like you wouldn't have..

 

by Duke396
1-11-07
What are you doing here?
What am *I* doing here? ...Security!
You know, you really didn't have to do that.
Yes Ali, I did.
You shure are callin me alot lately!
Yeah well alot of weird crap is going on lately. In fact, Ali is about to backspin the earth if you want to stick around and watch.

 

by Duke396
1-11-07
This report suggests that the black hole has expanded since we put Cyclopali down there.
Maybe it was caused by Cyclopali's ass instead of Ali's?
It appears to be caused by having our comic counterparts in the same building as us.
But how could they even BE here, if it wasn't for the black hole and the rip in the space-time continuum?
I don't know Allen, I don't know.
Well we have to do something, or this will never be made into a movie.

 

by Duke396
7-06-07
Where's Ali?
Dunno, haven't seen him all day. Maybe you should go check his office?
Um... What the hell is that?
I am JackShane, reborn!
This isn't happening... *walks away*
But you haven't even heard my demands yet!

 

by Duke396
7-07-07
Well?
Go have a look for yourself. Bring Security.
Who the hell are you??
Security. They said it was JackShane so I'm coming prepared.
So where is it? Oh... that...
See what happeend was, I sneezed and fell off an incenerator.

 

by Duke396
12-18-07
What the heck are we supposed to do with the reborns?
I say we cryogenically freeze jackshane, eat raisin bratton, and nuke the crap outta the rest.
Isn't radiation half our problem as it is?
Yeah, but that's beside the point.
Ok, I'm convinced. Make sure you give me a warning before you poof a warhead down there.
You'd better hope I do. *poof*... just kidding, I just poofed 70 virgins into my office.

 

by Duke396
12-18-07
The Meaning of Life
YOU FREAKING LIE!
I've never seen you move that fast...
Anyway, lets do this.
Here goes... *poof*
Hey guys, whats up? Where'd everyone go? Oh crap...
Boom!

 

by Duke396
12-18-07
Holy crap...
It worked!
But that's gonna leave a mark.
Do you think the property value will decrease?
Soo.. we're back here again.
Clearly we didn't think this through.

 

by Duke396
4-28-08
poof
poof
So where exactly are we?
Atlantis.
Couldnt you have picked a place a little... dryer?
...

 

by Duke396
4-28-08
I thought I'd switch things up a little.
But to the important issue, are the reborns dead?
How should I know?
I dunno friggin poof yourself over there and look.
sigh... fine.

 

by Duke396
4-28-08
Whoops, poofed wrong.
Interesting.
Didn't we just blow the shit out of this place?
Yeah, we definately have a problem.
A pawadox.

 

by Duke396
4-28-08
Maybe we should have thought a little harder about the whole backspinning the earth thing.
Yeah but we can't reverse it now.
See, what happened is that we ended up on a parallel universe exactly the way ours was before the reborns came.
So what's the problem?
Well, the reborns are still annoying us in the alternate reality.
And?

 

by Duke396
4-28-08
...
...
Who are you guys?
I'm Cameron, he's Kyle.
Shit.
Tell me about it.

 

by Duke396
4-28-08
I'm going to sleep, and when I wake up all this will be some idiotic dream...
Hey man, can ya give me a hand here?
WTF? Am I dead?
So uh, are ya gonna help me or what?
Hey you, get offa my cloud!

Showing page 3.

« Previous