Manifesto 29

Author: Duke396

Date: January 10, 2007

by Duke396
1-10-07
Man how the crap are we supposed to figure out a rip in the space-time continuum...
I know right? Hey I'm Red Foreman... "I'll put a rip in the space of your--"
This is serious, Cameron... Wait a minute, you may be onto something there. That's it! Ali's rectal cushion is the source of our solution for once instead of our problems.
Um, what?
Seriously! All we have to do is get him to stand on the North Pole and rotate fast enough to counteract the earth's rotation and send us skipping backward in time.
Hey, that could actually work! According to these calculations...the rip is being caused by the fact that our office was built on top of a black hole.