All comics by FrixFrax

 

by FrixFrax
12-10-03
Jamalia, what is wrong with the world, a black woman living in poverty!
I'm not poor, I have a fancy dress party
This is it folks, a black woman forced to wander the streets!
I'm going to a party!
Big Daddy says save your money, bitch, pow
Man, your one fly doughnut muncher!

 

by FrixFrax
12-10-03
Hello folks you join me here with Lenny, out special guest on my last show, Lenny is black!
When will this be on TV?
All series this is what I'm on bout' a black man brainwashed!
Brainwashed?
Big Daddy says Don't get brainwashed, that’s all the Big Daddy, Out On The Streets this series, till next time, peace, y'all
Look, Ma I'm on TV!

 

by FrixFrax
12-12-03
Hey Shane, I just got the new Cher album
Really?
Oh, I love this song, it's in his kiss, that's where it is!
Are you dancing?
Yeah... me and Kay always dance!
Oh, have you ever considered... ummm... never mind!

 

by FrixFrax
12-12-03
You and Mikey have been together for aged, what’s your secret
Well we both like Cher, Shirley Bassy, and we love Gloria Gaynor
Yes and...
He's got a great sense of humor, he even cries at Bambi when the mother is shot... so sweet
Oh, have you ever considered... ummm... never mind!
Oh OK then, fancy a milkshake? I'm thirsty

 

by FrixFrax
12-12-03
Hey, Chad
I was just talking to Shane, apparently Mikey is acting weird
Weird?
Yeah, he's doing flower arranging, sort of makes you think
Think what?
Oh, have you ever considered... ummm... never mind!

 

by FrixFrax
12-12-03
Me and the guys were wondering...
What?
Are you gay?
NO!
OK, chill, chill, I have to go!
I love Kay!

 

by FrixFrax
12-12-03
Come on Mikey, don't be such a silly buns, ahhhh, did I just think that?
I love Kay, I had sex with her just last week, I cry at Bambi everybody does!
And maybe sometimes I get curious but who doesn't, I sure could use a bacon sandwich

 

by FrixFrax
12-12-03
Mikey are you hiding?
I know your in there, for god sakes Mikey, will you come out the closet already!
Is that some kind of sick joke?
What's up!
I can't fight this anymore I'm sorry Kay but I'm gay!

 

by FrixFrax
12-12-03
Father I told my girlfriend that I was gay and I am worried what she will do
My son, what is the worse that she could do?
I'm standing here where they say a woman went on a murderous rampage!
What a day it has been and it will take weeks to repair!
I love this show!

 

by FrixFrax
12-12-03
Cue the music: Macy Gray- Time Of My Life
Kay, I found you!
Yeah... Mikey I don't see why you did this to me
I didn't want to, I didn't want to belive it
But you did belive it Mikey and now it's over, this too much for me to take
I'm really sorry but we had good times
I don't want to think of the good times Mickey, it's too much pain this is it, I can barely look at you, I-I have to go

 

by FrixFrax
12-12-03
Like man, have you heard the news?
What news?
Mikey is gay!
Really, I always thought you'd be the gay one
Really, why?
Well you like flowers and are so free with love

 

by FrixFrax
12-12-03
Didn't you here Miket came out and Kay broke up with him!
Really, that means she could go out with me
Or me!
No way dude!
So what about Mikey being gay?
Put it this way, theres no way I'm playing full body contact sports with him, again!

 

by FrixFrax
12-12-03
Look Kay I just want to say...
No, it's cool, lets be mates, I'd like you to meet someone, you too Shane and Chad
This is Rod!
Hey!
Rod!
Rod!

 

by FrixFrax
12-12-03
Did you see the new, the masked murderer has struck again!
Oh dear lord, anyway Ash this is my new boyfriend, Rod, oh dear I need to go to the bathroom, you two get to know each other!
Oh my god your the masked murderer!
You will die!
You will, ahhh!
Get back, get back!
You will, ahhh

 

by FrixFrax
12-12-03
Ha, ha, good job that tin of red paint was there!
Kay. Rod is the masked murderer!
Oh brilliant I sure can pick them, a murderer and a gay guy what next, Ronold?
5 hours later...
The masked murderer was caught today, by local citizens Kay Finly and Ash Borrow
Oh well girl, theres someone out there for you

 

by FrixFrax
12-12-03
Hey there, are you coming to the big Christmas dance, it's for charity!
I might
Oh by the way, I'm Briget
Oh, well I'm Chad
So, I might see you there, bye
This is it Chad your in, your in, your in!

 

by FrixFrax
12-12-03
So glad I caught up with you, I was just talking to Chad and I was wondering if you'd like to got to the Christmas dance
Yeah, sure
I was just talking to Chad and I was wondering if you'd like to got to the Christmas dance
Sorry, I'm protesting the cutting down of Christmas trees, you can come to that if you like
No, I want to go to the dance, heck, I'll just got and see whose there
Suit yourself

 

by FrixFrax
12-12-03
There's a Christmas dance everyone is going except Ronold, you coming?
I don't know!
Mikey it's going to be great even for a gay guy!
Hey, less of the gay guy thing!
Sorry, so are you coming?
I guess...

 

by FrixFrax
12-13-03
Hey Ash, what are you so happy about
Christmas shopping, I hate it
Oh, what did you get?
I got Chad a shirt, Shane a video, Ronold a tent and yours is a surprise!
What about Mikey?
I don't know what gay guys like, so I'll stuff some money in a Christmas card

 

by FrixFrax
12-14-03
Shane turn on the TV Saddam Hussein has been captured, it's on every channel!
It really is on every channel!
Saddam Hussein was captured today
Oh no! Even the pornography channel
We interrupt the program, hard cocks and dirty sluts for this important news bulletin, Saddam Hussein has been captured!

 

by FrixFrax
12-14-03
Yes I heard the news, good guy Saddam Hussein was!
No he wasn't he slaughtered millions of people in his own country
He did, well who is the guy that that makes those TV Ads?
Not the guy on the hotdog commercial!
Yeah, Rancher's hotdogs the sausage in the bun
Why are we talking about Rancher hotdogs?

 

by FrixFrax
12-15-03
Save the Christmas trees please!
WOW, your protest is like totally far out, I'm Rose by the way
Protesters calling for a break, what do you want to do?
Lets go to that valley while I sing my lovely flowers song!
I like this place and your song.
I like the flowers, oh yeah, lovely flowers, totally far out flowers!

 

by FrixFrax
12-19-03
My parents are coming!
What's the big deal?
They don't know I'm gay
Oh, just tell them what will happen!
Your right, I will tell them!
Crazy gay guy, oh my god I said that out loud!

 

by FrixFrax
12-19-03
Hello Son!
Mom, Dad, I'm gay!
Don't you know it's a sin to be gay, your going to hell!
Dad, I'm already going to hell!
Yes well they'll send you to a much worse part of hell with Rosie O'Donell
Noooo!

 

by FrixFrax
12-19-03
Tell him Betty!
Son, we have something to tell you...
Your Dad and I are swingers and regularly swap with the neighbors!
What!
Not about that!
I mean we hate out neighbors very much and we accept your gay

 

by FrixFrax
12-30-03
I'm back!
Welcome back!
So how was the Christmas party?
Great!
So tell me about it...
Oh my god you will not belive this but...

 

by FrixFrax
12-30-03
Hey, Chad gla you could make it, wanna dance?
Sure!
Hey are you coming to dance!
Can we have sex afterwards?
No!
Awwww.... nuts

 

by FrixFrax
12-30-03
Look at those and us not dancing
I knew there was no point coming!
Would you like to *snort* dance *snort*
Yes I would!
So I'm all alone, no one to dance with!

 

by FrixFrax
12-30-03
Would you like to dance?
Sure if you don't mind dancing with a gay guy
Honey we're wearing the same shoes!
What?
I'm gay!
Oh, well sure I'll dance!

 

by FrixFrax
12-30-03
Your a good dancer!
You too!
Are you staring at my breasts?
They're mine!
Ewww... is that your snot!
Sorry... *achoo*

 

by FrixFrax
12-30-03
Well, this is fun...
Honey would you like to come to my place for some coffee?
Sure, I guess...
Get your coat!
Is that it!
Oh I'm sure there is more, but I sure as hell don't wanna know that!

 

by FrixFrax
1-14-04
Oh my god it's been terrible, a bird stole my hat and sold it to a fat old blind man who died and the hat ended up in charity shop
Why won't FrixFrax shut up...
So anyway there I am talking to the man to get my hat back he said he'll give me it if I give him another hat in it's place I didn't have hat so I had to buy one
This story is soooo boring, just go to sleep but keep your eyes open...
So finally after getting that hat back I was walking home and I suddenly relised... it wasn't winder anymore and there was not need for that hat in the first place!
WOW! What a cool story!

 

by FrixFrax
3-25-04
Matt Sullivan the one who gave up sex is now giving up...
Food for 40 days and 40 nights!
I'm so hungry!
And when he stops eating hillarious consequences are the result!
WOW... I can't belive Matt is dead

 

by FrixFrax
5-10-04
Chad...................................Ash
Ronold................ Kay
Bridget...................................Shane

 

by FrixFrax
5-10-04
Hey Ash, hows your love life going?
Well theres this guy at work and today by the water cooler he said to me...
Could you pass me a cup please?
Sure
That's it...
Yeah, I just really feel we're connecting

 

by FrixFrax
5-10-04
Yeah, so now I'm on a farm somewhere!
Oh no, I'll just get Chad. Chad! It's Mikey on the phone for you, somewhere in Europe!
Mikey, we want you on set in five minutes, Big John is ready for you, he he he he
Mikey, are you making a movie!
Kind of, look Chad I gotta go, tell Kay and the other I said hi, bye now!
Bye, WOW, Mikey in a movie, I can't wait to see that!

 

by FrixFrax
5-12-04
Oh my gosh, there he is, if you say something clever he'll be instantly attracted to your charms
Hey There!
Last night I masturbated thinking of you
Excuse me?
It's a book I'm writing, I better get back to my desk now...
Yeah, sure...

 

by FrixFrax
5-13-04
Jesus! what the hell are you doing!
Kay! I know this might look like lesbian porn but it's actually not, oh Ronold is calling me, bye!
Hey Kay, Shane was in a kind of a hurry there!
Look at the computer, yeah he was on lesbian porn, I can't belive him! Oh god, I'm gonna wet myself...
Oh my god... those so are not real, gay porn, eh... jesus it's gigantic!

 

by FrixFrax
5-13-04
Hi welcome to the porn shop, cum on in! Ash!
Ronold! You work at the porn shop!
Yeh, it's the only place they'd hire me!
Well this is a bit awkward but I was looking for some gay porn...
Well, there’s a new one out called "Milk Farm" a guy on holiday stops by a farm with some erotic consequenses
Sounds good to me, bag it up!

 

by FrixFrax
5-26-04
A is for Axe: A metal thing on a stick that chops!
Chop! Chop! Get a move on!
I can't get anything on right now, my dress size is up by 2!
B is for Banana: A yellow/green bendy thingy
My boyfriend said, go ahead and suck my banana. So I said OK and he looked disappointed when I took a banana from his fruit bowl
God, some people need to learn to make up there mind!
C is for Cube: A box
I'm watching the boxing tonight!
How on earth do they get the boxes to fight?

 

by FrixFrax
5-26-04
D is for Dog: Furry thing with legs that says "woof" or "bark"
The neighbours dog keep trying to hump my leg!
Well I hope he's using protection!
E is for Engine: The things found in a car to make it work
I was watching this educational programme on trains, it was called Thomas the tank engine!
Cool, now you can become a train driving person!
F is for Fun: When do a good thing, that makes you good
This is so much fun!
No it isn't!

 

by FrixFrax
5-26-04
G is for Grape: Loads of round fruits on a green thing
Did you know grapes come from wine!
I do now!
H is for Horse: A large thing that runs!
The man said the horse would give me a buck if I kept doing that, but he didn't he threw me right off!
Horses are just mean!
I is for Igloo: a cold house made of ice
I bult an igloo once, but it was cold so I lit a small fire but then it melted
Igloos are too complicated!

 

by FrixFrax
5-26-04
J is for Jacket: You wear it when it's cold sometimes
I was cold so my boyfriend said "Here, have my jacket" but when we got to his house he took it off me!
What a pig!
K is for Key: Metal thing used to open a door
My boyfriend says I have the key to his heart, but I've looked and can't find it anywhere!
I'll help look!
L is for Laugh: A noise you make when something funny happens
I laugh in the face danger!
That's just mean, Danger can't help who he is!

 

by FrixFrax
5-26-04
M is for Mop: Makes floors clean
Mops are fun!
I wish I had a mop!
N is for Net: A thing people catch fish in
I tried to surf on the net but I fell off!
You think that's bad, try surfing the web!
O is for Oats: There in your breakfast cereal
A old woman back in the day she used to "Sow one's wild oats"
That would be boring!

 

by FrixFrax
5-26-04
P is for Pen: You write with it
Have you seen my pen?
Yes...
Q is for Quark: A soft cheese
Quark! Quark!
Oh that's just too cheesy!
R is for Rose: Flower with spikes
I smelled a rose and it bit me!
God, remind me not to smell a rose!

 

by FrixFrax
5-26-04
S is for Shoe: You wear it on your foot
Did you ever hear about the old lady who lived in the shoe
Was she very small, because I tried to get in my shoe once but it's too hard
T is for Trick: When you do something to someone as a joke
He put a trick spider in my hair, so I put a real one in his
You go girl!
U is for Umbrella: Pointy thing you put up in the rain
Rain, Rain go away come again another day!
I don't want the rain to come back!

 

by FrixFrax
5-26-04
V is for Vanilla: A flavour of Ice-Cream
My boyfriend lets me taste his cream "fresh from the tap" he says but it tastes all salty
Salt flavour... ewww!
W is for Watch: To looks at something for a while, or some that tells the time
Watch me!
I left my watch at home!
X is for X-Ray: You can see your bones!
My boyfriend gets a bone quite often but he never gives one to my dog!
Share and share a like!

 

by FrixFrax
5-26-04
Y is for Yeah: It means means you agree to something
Oh yeah!
Yeah!
Z is for Zigzag: Funny little lines
I drew a zigzag pattern in my workbook, the teacher wasn't happy
Some people don't understand, true art
26 letters of the alphabet!
Yay! We did it! We're now so smart!

 

by FrixFrax
5-26-04
I'm mighty glad you invited me to help on your farm, Farmer Pickles
Eh, that's no problem Stick Man just you be good
Oh wow, a sheep! I wonder if I should try have sex with it... nah
Baaa
Oh wow, a mouse! I wonder if I should try have sex with it... nah
Eep

 

by FrixFrax
5-26-04
Farmer Pickles, I must lteave the farm all I can think about is having sex witht he animals!
Hey, why not go ahead, I do it all the time!
I have uncovered that Farmer Pickles is having sex with his live stock, I could report this to the police... or join in the fun
Course he wouldn't... would he?

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