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by Gabu
6-19-04
HELO IM GABU AND IM DA GOD GUY!!111111 OMG LOL
IM A FAGOT STRIPMAEKR AND IM TEH FAGOT BAD GUY B/C IM A FAGOT MEAN!!!!!!1!!!1111!!111!111!!1!1!!! WTF LOL
OMFG A RATARDED TUMULTUOUS BATLA RAEGS!!!1!! OMG WTF LOL STRIPMAEKR LOSES B/C HA IS A FAGOT!!!1!!!1!1!1111! WHO WIL B TEH VIC2R?!1!111!?!!?!?!???!1111??!??1 OMG LOL
ME
FUCK

 

by Gabu
6-20-04
1920 was easily the worst year in human history. Somehow women convinced politicians that they were actually citizens.
Hi. I'll have a small pepperoni pizza and a Diet Coke, wench.
I'm the general manager.
Hello, Mrs. NooniePuuBunny.

 

by Gabu
6-21-04
I drew a picture.
It's a bunny.

 

by Gabu
6-21-04
MONSIGNOR?
OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING!!!!!
MONSIGNOR!
HELLO...? MONSIGNOR...?

 

by Gabu
6-21-04
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH THIS BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
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BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH CONTEST BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH SUCKS BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

 

by Gabu
6-21-04
That cross is making me horny.

 

by Gabu
6-26-04
Okay... I think I'm ready.
I like penises.
Well...that could've gone better.

 

by Gabu
6-26-04
Is this a great game or what?
Yeah, too bad I gotta leave soon.
You can't leave, we've almost finished it! Where do you gotta go?
I've got some important business to take care of...
I thought you said that this was a Mafia job.
Shut up and sell the fucking fries.

 

by Gabu
6-26-04
Is this a great game or what?
Yeah, too bad I gotta leave soon.
You can't leave, we've almost finished it! Where do you gotta go?
I've got some important business to take care of...
50 minutes later, in the bathroom...
God damnit, this is the last time I eat five entire bars of cheese on a dare.

 

by Gabu
6-27-04
GEORGE BUSH SUX!
JOHN KERRY SUX!
RALPH NADER SUX!
DICK CHENEY SUX!
STAY TUNED NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER HAUGHTY POLTICAL COMCI STRAIGHT FROM TEH MINDS OF STRIPCREATOR!!;);););););)x
JOHN ASHCROFT SYUX!!!!!
MICHAEL MOORE SUX!!!!!

 

by Gabu
6-29-04
It sure is dark in here. Where's a match?
Well...that could've gone better.

 

by Gabu
6-29-04
Iraqis are evil. Go kill them.
Okay.
We hate you and are going to cause mass destruction. And then steal your clothes.
Oh.
Well...that could've gone better.

 

by Gabu
7-01-04
Damnit, where's a maple leaf character when you need one?

 

by Gabu
7-02-04
Psst, hey, I heard your wife was cheating on you with the iron atom next door.

 

by Gabu
7-02-04
Grrrrrr!
Yawn.
GRRRRRRR!!!
Hm?
Why the hell isn't anyone scared of me?
Avril Lavigne is doing a concert across the street.

 

by Gabu
7-02-04
wehn a man loves a women
HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BITCH
taht was nott as plaesurabel as i hade imagned

 

by Gabu
7-04-04
HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag!
*GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY!
Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something!
Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen?
I do.
NOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

by Gabu
7-15-04
Mayor! Quickly! Someone has kidnapped your daughter!
What!? Who could have done such a dastardly deed? This is a job for-
H4X0R M4N!!!!1111
Actually, I was thinking of Batman, but whatever.

 

by Gabu
7-15-04
H4x0r M4n, we have ascertained who the culprit is. It's your arch-nemesis.
Here's the plan: we drop in a SWAT team to clear the area and then you move in to defeat him. Any questions?
J00R PL4N 5UX!!1111 |  W|11 W41K |N N PWN 7H47 N00B
(sigh)

 

by Gabu
7-15-04
Halt! You shall go no further, H4x0r M4n.
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Five hours later...
LOL PWN3D

 

by Gabu
7-15-04
R0F7 WU7 4 N00B |  H4V3 F0UND T3H L4|R 0F MY 4RCH-N3M35|S!!!1111
BUT WH3R3 |S H3?!?!
helo haxor mann
0MFG!!!!!!11 |7 |5 MY 4RCH-N3M35|S!!!!!!!
yuo wil nott get oute of heer aliev!! i wil rapp you too deth

 

by Gabu
7-15-04
LOL GET 0U7 OF MY W4Y J00 F4G07, |  W|11 R0X0R J00R B0X0RZ |F J00 573P O3N |NCH CL054R
no
F|3N 7H3N, |75 5H0T5|NG 7|3M!!!!!!!!1
no
4ND 7H475 WH3N |  FUX0R3D H|M |N5734D!!!!!111111 LOL PWNED 2 7H3 M4X
Please don't talk to me.

 

by Gabu
7-15-04
H3R3 |S J00R GH3Y D4U9H73R 5|R, 54F3 N 50UND L0L
Oh, thank heavens! I'm so glad she's safe!
MY J0B H3R3 5| D0N3 N00BZ
Daddy, I'm scared.
Don't worry, darling. We're all scared.

 

by Gabu
7-15-04
4N07H3R D4Y S4V3D BY H4X0R M4N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

 

by Gabu
7-17-04
I'm John Kerry. Vote for me because I shot people and I'm not Bush.
I'm George W. Bush. Vote for me because the terrorists will have already won otherwise.
|M H4X0R M4N, V073 4 M3 BCUZ | W|11 FUX0R J00R C0MPU73R5 |F J00 D0N7!!111 R0F1!!!!!!!!1

 

by Gabu
7-24-04
Hey, mister, has anyone ever told you that you look like Donald Rumsfeld?
Why, no, they haven't.
Good, because you look absolutely nothing like Donald Rumsfeld.

 

by Gabu
7-24-04
FUCK YOU
...and that is how America came to be.

 

by Gabu
7-25-04
I read in Vogue that you were a real tight ass. You could turn coal into a diamond, brotha man!
Well, I read in Cosmo that you were on a three hour tour at sea and were lost for 5 years.
OH NO!!!! YOUR SUPERBURN HAS CAUSED A RIP IN TIME AND SPACE ITSELF!
Where the fuck do you -- hey, this isn't my bedroom! Who are you?
The human's medical history checks out. We may now commence with the excruciatingly painful anal probes.

 

by Gabu
7-25-04
I want off.

 

by Gabu
7-25-04
Once upon a time, there was this guy and he was pretty cool but other people were like, "No, you suck" so they nailed him to a cross.
fux0r
Then there were some guys who were like, "Hey, that wasn't very nice" and then they did some stuff and some other stuff happened.
But Jesus was gay.
No he wasn't.
...and that is how America came to be.

 

by Gabu
7-25-04
You have a fish coming out of your head. But I do not have a fish coming out of my head.
You as well have a fish coming out of your head. What if we are caught for sport?
Then we'll both take massive amounts of LSD again and scare the fuck out of them.
FAR OUT
Oh my god, that was some good shit!
My goods aren't free you know! Pay up!

 

by Gabu
7-25-04
ENGLAND SUCKS
INJUNS SUCK
...and that is how America came to be.

 

by Gabu
7-26-04
We're bored.
Why don't you boys go and abuse some little children?
Hey kid, let me take naked pictures of you on my parent's...I mean my bed.
fi dolla prease.
I told you we'd get caught!
See Will, this is what happens when we listen to your mother.

 

by Gabu
7-27-04
Rets take acid and fuck ouw blains out.
Well my parents would kill me, but what the hell.
Panel Censored by FCC
Panel Censored by FCC

 

by Gabu
7-28-04
Now if I may, I'd like to give my opinion on the President's recent actions.
Okay! The lights are cut!
GET HIM!
Oww! My back!
He's not as sexy as Dad, but he's still fuckable.

 

by Gabu
7-28-04
Now if I may, I'd like to give my opinion on the President's recent actions.
Meanwhile, I'll be fucking him in the ass with my super-huge, super-hard SUPER-DICK! Spanky -- this one's for you, son!
What the f --
WHAT THE!?
Damnit! You saw through my disguise.

 

by Gabu
7-31-04
Hamlet, Act III, Scene I.

Enter HAMLET.
To be, or-
THIS PLAY FUCKING SUCKS
...and that is how America came to be.

 

by Gabu
8-03-04
sm1->setIq(10);
IllegalOperationException on line 29 : Objects of class Stripmaker cannot have an IQ greater than 0.
while (true) { sm1.hitSelfOnHead(); }
cout << "rofl" << endl;
class Stripmaker { ~Stripmaker() { cout << "Good riddance." << endl; } };
Good riddance.

 

by Gabu
8-04-04
MMMMMMMM AH!
Oh my god, I can't believe you just took a crap in Satan's underwear drawer!
Relax. Satan and I always play practical jokes on eachother. Besides, how could he possibly top this one?
I don't know ... Satan's pretty crafty ...
George W. Bush wins the presidential election!
Damn it!

 

by Gabu
8-05-04
MMMMMMMM AH!
Oh my god, I can't believe you just took a crap in Satan's underwear drawer!
Relax. Satan and I always play practical jokes on eachother. Besides, how could he possibly top this one?
I don't know ... Satan's pretty crafty ...
WHAT THE!?
DAMN YOU, SATAN!!!!

 

by Gabu
8-05-04
MMMMMMMM AH!
Oh my god, I can't believe you just took a crap in Satan's underwear drawer!
Relax. Satan and I always play practical jokes on eachother. Besides, how could he possibly top this one?
I don't know ... Satan's pretty crafty ...
And now, for something completely different!

 

by Gabu
8-05-04
I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling.
Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available.
STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe?
Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong?
There we are, I put the banana to bed and the baby in the blender, just like she said.

 

by Gabu
8-05-04
I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling.
Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available.
STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe?
Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong?
See? I told you nothing would happen.
Yep, I guess I had Stupid Joe wrong all along.

 

by Gabu
8-07-04
Welcome to this year's August Stripcreatoria Presidential debates! We're about to go live with Wigu Helmut, the Cartoonist Party candidate, and Blue Arr, the Humorist Party candidate.
Thanks, Rick. Okay, first debate topic: website defense. What should Stripcreatoria do to combat the issue of troll terrorism?
Well, I-
Kill them. More importantly, Mr. Arr, I understand that at one point in time you raped five hundred nuns because they said the word "Jesus". When did this happen?

 

by Gabu
8-07-04
Um, I never-
Don't evade the point, Mr. Arr! I have a report in my hands here that clearly states you did so.
I can read the title of that paper from here. It says "Grocery List".
No it doesn't. Our best intelligence says that it is indeed a report that you raped five hundred nuns.
What happened to the debate on issues facing Stripcreatoria?
Debates? You're having internal debates? Mr. Arr, you are clearly a flip-flopping nun-raper.

 

by Gabu
8-07-04
If elected President, I will lower-
Lower? You'll lower moral standards across the country? I would say so. Mr. Arr, what do you think of Stripcreatoria?
Well, it's-
Mr. Arr, how could you attempt to do such a shameful act as summing up Stripcreatoria in a small, trite phrase? You are clearly an un-Stripcreatorian traitor.
But I-
What? You're attempting to defend such moral depravity? How could anyone conceive of trusting such an immoral un-Stripcreatorian flip-flopping traitorous nun-raper?

 

by Gabu
8-07-04
You can't seriously think that-
Of course you can't seriously think about things. You are clearly a soft, tree-hugging, selfish hippie. Only the Cartoonist Party of Stripcreatoria can lead this country effectively.
But you haven't said a thing about what you'll-
Us? What about us, Mr. Arr? Do you honestly expect that you can blame us for all your failings, you irresponsible, do-nothing liberal?
I can't believe-
Of course not, you un-Godly, soft, tree-hugging, selfish, irresponsible, do-nothing, immoral, un-Stripcreatorian, liberal, traitorous, hippie-like, flip-flopping nun-raper.

 

by Gabu
8-07-04
This is getting ridiculous. I-
Ridiculous? How could you be so accusatory towards an innocent man, Mr. Arr? On November 2, we must vote Cartoonist. A vote for a Humorist is a vote for a hate-filled, accusatory, un-Godly, soft...
(sigh)
...tree-hugging, selfish, irresponsible, do-nothing, immoral, un-Stripcreatorian, liberal, traitorous, hippie-like, flip-flopping nun-raper.
Well, the votes are in, and since voting for anybody else is still illegal, Brad has once again been elected President with 100% of the vote.

 

by Gabu
8-08-04
SAILING MISHAP!!!!
LATE 360° SHOVE-IT TO BONELESS'D!!!!!!!!!!!
You're the biggest loser ever.

 

by Gabu
8-08-04
You know, life is a lot like time travel.
No, wait, no it isn't.

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