The Stripcreatorian Candidate (5)

Author: Gabu

Date: August 7, 2004

by Gabu
8-07-04
This is getting ridiculous. I-
Ridiculous? How could you be so accusatory towards an innocent man, Mr. Arr? On November 2, we must vote Cartoonist. A vote for a Humorist is a vote for a hate-filled, accusatory, un-Godly, soft...
(sigh)
...tree-hugging, selfish, irresponsible, do-nothing, immoral, un-Stripcreatorian, liberal, traitorous, hippie-like, flip-flopping nun-raper.
Well, the votes are in, and since voting for anybody else is still illegal, Brad has once again been elected President with 100% of the vote.