All comics by Hell_Bent_Cheez

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by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-07-07
What do you call a seven car fender bender?
I don't know, what?
"When women get distracted!"

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-07-07
Why didn't they call the Wii the Revolution?
I don't know, what?
Because the Japanese can't say that!
Revorution!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-08-07
What did the guy dog do to the girl dog?
Roof Roof roof, roof?
He did it DOGGIE STYLE!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-08-07
Why did the jew not let anyone touch his breifcase?
I don't know, why?
Because there was money in it!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-08-07
Why did the guy with a stutter get operated on by a fish?
I don't know, why?
Because he asked to see the s-s-st-st-sturgeon.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-08-07
What did the British person say to the French person?
Oi do believe Oi don't know the bloody answer.
My great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather kicked your great, great, great, great, great, great grandfathers ass!

 

Welcome to the Pearly Gates, Bitch!
by Hell_Bent_Cheez, 6-10-07

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-10-07
What does NASA stand for?
I don't know, what?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-11-07
Three blondes walk into a bar.
You'd think one of them would miss it.
You look horrible, what happened?
I walked into a bar

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-11-07
Starts with an "S" end with a "T" come outa you and comes outa me.
I know whatcher thinkin' but don't call it that.
Let's be scientific, and call it Scat.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-12-07
What do you call a parapalegic nerd?
I don't know, what?
Napoleo dynamite!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-13-07
Yo daddyo, what's poppin' in da hood.
Aiight lemme hold some ends, homie, I hit You back when I got da bread.
Could you possibly mean 'Hello father, how are you? Could I possibly borrow some money and I will reimburse you when my financial situation allows?'?

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-13-07
Jesus, I need your opinion on something.
Oh God, another Heaven/Hell Decision?
Yes.
I'll go get the wheel of misfortune.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-13-07
So I took this huge dump at this bar and didn't flush, right?
And this guy walks in after me and he's like "HOLY SHIT!"
And I'm like, "Sure is."

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-14-07
Awww, you poor hobo, who ever determined that you would fail in life was cruel and ruthless.
Wait, that was me.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-15-07
So, God, I was wondering, if you like created everything, and loved man so much, and perfected creation with man, then why do we have diseases and death?
Well, how about you stay up here for a couple centuries, not able to show your face to any mortal, and you tell me what you find to do to entertain yourself.
I mean shit, why do you think your a midget?

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-15-07
Okay some of my more prominent creations. Make sure you write these down.
Marijuana, heroine, cocaine, comedy, rednecks, gangs, oakland, mad dog 2020, hydrophonic technology, the foreskin, guns, knives...
Don't forget the titty clubs.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-16-07
How you think it happened...
So, your a lawyer?
Yeah I work in the personal injury feild.
How it happened...
So, your a Backstabbing, double-crossing, bloodsucking, feind?
Yeah, I work in the ' I'm gonna sue your ass for having absolutely no part in my hurting myself in your establishment' feild.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-18-07
So I'm talkin to this guy over in the section for mentally challenged people with good hearts, right?
And I went up to him and was like, "Hi," right?
And he was all like, "Huw, ahrh yuh, gahd? b-b-b-b-b-beutahfeul daiy, Es'nt At?"

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-18-07
Yeah Nigger, that's right! You better keep walkin'! this world isn't big enough for watermelon eatin', cotton pickin', ass lovin' porchmonkeys like yourself!
Yeah! You better not respond, Blackie! I oughta kick Your sorry little ass right now! Shit, I'm probably goin' to hell for this but I don't give a shit! This is worth it! Goddamn I hate you blacks.
Somethings not right, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-19-07
Well hello there, I'm George W. Bush little dude! Are you rich? If so I'm going to tax you less than everyone else.
Oh, and get the IRS off my back about my mortgage?
You bet!
THAT SUCKED! That was the most realistic Acid trip ever!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
8-12-07
God? Why am I in heaven? I'm a .....
Dayyyyuuummmm.
Whore.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
8-18-07
Of course Adam and Eve were white...
What do you mean, "of course?"
When have you ever seen a black man give up his ribs?

 

Trick or Treat!
by Hell_Bent_Cheez, 10-31-07

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
11-04-07
Remember, no underage chicks!
And no fat chicks!
So I was nailing this obese fourteen year old...

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
6-08-08
It's 4 AM in the white house.
*BBBBRRRRIIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!!*
But who is here? Who is here to take the call?......... HILLARY!
*BBBBRRRRIIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!!*
Hello?
HA! I TOLD YOU BITCH! BARACK N' ROLL MOTHA FUCKA! *click*

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
1-19-10
Non-conformist.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
1-19-10

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