All comics by Hell_Bent_Cheez

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by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-11-05
I'm a ****ing shrinky dink OKAY!!!???
Oh...Then What about your....
Rotary Propeller incident!!!
Oh.....well c'ya then!!
.........
Don't look direcyly into it, Don't look directly into it...

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-11-05
Aren't you just precious?
Holy **** you're a Demon!!!!!
Lady you were supposed to faint, don't you know anything about acting??

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-12-05
Who the **** are you???
Good Evening Sir, Might I interest you in some drugs?
Hey, isn't that a security guard???
Oh My, it appears i'm in quite the tight spot!!!
Politicly correct British Drug sellers??? What is this world coming to???

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-12-05
Oh my God!!! That outfit is like so 1200's!! And your shoes!!!
Don't diss the beard, Don't diss the beard!!
And your BEA....
Inferno Strike!!!
I hate you...
Do not diss the beard

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-12-05
Andrew was in his bedroom when...
Oh my god!!! Are you here to kill me???!!!
No, Actually your going to off yourself on tuesday so i though i would get to know you first...
Oh, well are you allowed to tell me how I die???
No That's an invasion of the rules. I have to kill you now...
*Sigh* It's always the good ones that explode...

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-12-05
You Know you play diablo too much when you cant swat a fly...
*Buzz,Buzz* *Annoy,Annoy*
Not even Death Can Save you From Me!!!
Before Muttering...
ahhhhh!!!!!!!
I should see arkara for a reward...
"Not even Death can Save you from me!!!"
I have GOT to Cut back on playing Diablo

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-12-05
five years later
Hey, Your that drug dealer aren't you?
Why hello there good chap, strange... We seem to have reaquainted with one another in the exact same place and time of day as our previous encounter.
Well uhhh, what happened after you ran five years ago?
I would rather not discuss that matter at the given time but... My offer still stands, Might I interest you in some drugs?
Uhhh... What's that blinky, beepy, bomb-like thing around your neck?
Oh Dear, I do believe that is an explosive device. I believe I am, ohh how do you americans say it? *Screwed*

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-12-05
If I had a nickel for every time i got a nickel.....
Uhhh... lets see, 3+3.14-the square root of cheese multiplied by the number of hours this is going to be bugging the Crap out of me...
I'd have a **** load of nickels
My God your Stupid Mister.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-13-05
Just an average day.... Sort of.
Hey, baby, do you take karate???
.....
Cause' your bodies kickin'!!
Oh Really....
Oh, ****, I'm ****ed
Then in that case, yes I do!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-13-05
just a simple fire... untill he came along...
AHH!!! A fire!!! I Have to put it out!
Hmmm... If I were a fire extinguisher...
I'd be one cool fire extinguisher!
Would you just put me out Damnit!!??

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-13-05
this really happened to me except I Didn't curse
Welcome to StarSmucks, our special today is the grande caramel frappuccino.
What the **** is a Frappuccino?
Pardon me sir?
You heard me, Biscuit head.
Listen Buddy, If you got something against me, I get off at 6:00, we'll settle it then!
Oh, well in that case, can I have a Grande Caramel Frappuccino please?

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-13-05
I think we all know that if there was a chemical weapons attack, only two things would survive and fight for superiority...
Oh, And what are they?
Bio-geneticaly altered potatos, And radioactively enhanced Paper clips... Who will win?
Uhhh... I'd have to go with paper clips.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-14-05
I'll kick your Ass!!!
Bring it on!!!!!!!!!
Have at you!!!!
Maybe I will!!!
I Say, it appears I can't move...
Do you want me to like thaw you out or something?

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-16-05
This is for my brother who just had the major surgery it takes to stop scoliosis
I think I know the answer to your problem...
No Way!!! You could never cure my Scoliosis!
SCOLIOSIS!!!???
Yeah...
I thought we were talking about your Depression Problem!
note to self... Stay away from local clinics...

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-16-05
stupid annoying phone!!!
*Ring, Ring!!*
Unggghhh!!! can't lift hammer!!!
*Ring,Ring!!*
OKAY!!! WHO'S THE JACKASS WHO DECIDED TO GIVE ME TWO GOD DAMN STICKS FOR ARMS!?!
Listen buddy, are you gonna pick me up or not? I gotta 4:00 at the cairopractor...

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-16-05
Actuall PM that RandomComicLayoutGuy sent me
"Dear, Hell_Bent_Cheez, btw, Thanks for the Compliment! From, RandomComicLayoutGuy.
Five hours later.....
..........
What the **** does btw mean???

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-18-05
I really did have to write 5 paragraphs about soap!
Uhhh... I'm supposed to follow this rubric?!?
Yes Master Logan...
I Can't Write a five paragraph essay about soap!!!!!
But you will, or I will introduce your girlfriend to that nice millado boy, who looks alot like....
I hate my life....

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-18-05
Did that hurt, Mister?
Not as much as a roundhouse kick to the face would hurt....
i'll take you on!!!
Bring it, little kid!
Shit.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-22-05
I'm sorry sir the chicken fries cost 9.50$.
But my dear employee, I'm the king, You know, From the commercials.
No sir I'm sorry but your not, the king does not exist, he is but a figure of some retard in alabama's imagination.
OK, then I'm the actor of the king guy.
OK, just take your god damn chicken fries.
No thanks, I was just fuckin' with ya, come on lets go to hooters, and get hammered.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-23-05
Ahhhhh.. I want something exciting to happen, like some one nails a nail into they're head!
*Ahem*
Oh...... Right!
YAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
You owe me BIG man!!!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-24-05
Just a normal day... Okay a fucked up day
And he was like, c'mon honey, I didnt mean it like that!
Wow.... He cheated on you? What did you do?
Uhhhh... I kinf of.....
well.....??
Ripped out his intestines and strangled him with them and hung him by his vital organs... I got the idea from the movie predator.
Oh.... Crazy bitch.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-24-05
A tribute to black sabbath!
HEY EVERYONE!!!! IT'S OZZY!!!
Has he lost his mind, can he see or is he blind, can he walk at all, or if he moves, will he fall!
Five hours later
OK! You can stop now...
He was turned to steel, in a great magnetic field, When he traveled time, for the future of man kind!
OZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We fired Ozzy, I'm tommy iommi, the guitarist from black sabbath, they made me look like him. I kick major ass!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-25-05
this is dedicated to the stupidest person in the world dennis vin

 

AC/DC rules
Are you dynomite? Will you win the fight? are you a powerload? will you explode
by Hell_Bent_Cheez, 10-25-05

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-26-05
If you want your son back, i want one million dollars in unsequential hundred dollar bills dropped in the blue chrysler at the park!
What the fuck I dont have a son!
Shit, I sent it to the wrong Person.............. AGAIN!
Honey come down stairs!!! Your meatloaf is getting cold!!!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-26-05
Yeah, uhhh... For future reference....
Self- Destruct...
Uh-huh....
DOES NOT MEAN CANDY DISPENSER!!!
Oh.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-26-05
I'm not afraid of you!
Uhhh... I think your forgetting I have the scythe lady!
This Band told me not to be afraid of you!
Huh?
What Ever!
Damnit, blue Oyster cult is puttin' me out of buisness!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-26-05
I'm sorry man! But next time make sure I have a mom before making fun of her!
OK,OK!! I will! Uhhh.. can You change me back?
Nope.
Bitch.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-26-05
Oh Shit!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-27-05
It's an Appology for when I.....
Yes....
You know....
Pinched off your.....

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-27-05
Hey, uhhhh...
You wanna....
Fuck?
I'm listening.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-27-05
Hi! I'm butch, uhhhhhhh..... What's your name???
Well I enjoy long walks on the beach, Cheese, jello pudding, and extra long bubble bat.....
Well fine if you want me to leave just say so!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-28-05
Honey, Do you love me?
Not now, dear, I'm busy.
Please answer me.
Honey....
Harold James ploteratty!!!!!!!!!!
Damn it, Susan, I'm Playing Battlefeild!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-28-05
And our top story of the night! Strip Creator still has those little annoying asian fucks as the default character.
But of course what can you expect, those little fuckers are pretty cute!(gets new paper)
This just in! It appears I have been Fired.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-28-05
You know I can see you, Right?
What!?!? I was silent like the wind, Quiet like the night, Quick as a mouse!
And Smelly like the shit!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-28-05
Hey man you ready?
Yeah, You?
Well duhhh! Dipshit we've been standing her for three hours while you tried to remember where you dropped the keys!
Shut Up! I told you, I got hungry all of a sudden and they were in my hand and......

 

I say I'm quite well done how about you?
I'm quite medium rare.
by Hell_Bent_Cheez, 10-28-05

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-29-05
Hmmm...
It appears that the victim was shot by a soviet- model 308. rifle, which I know has a hell of a kick, but doesn't explain the gash in his head....
What is even more interesting is the fact that I'm in the middle of an active warzone with absolutely no means of defense what-so-ever.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-29-05
I coulda' sworn I left my carrot in this completely remote area...

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-29-05
Hey Satan, Watch as I work my magic with the ladies.
Degenerate...
Hey chicka, Did you fart cause' you blew me away.
Was that some sort of native sign laguage greeting?
No I'm pretty sure thats international.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-30-05
My animator forgot to give me nipples.
I could fix that..
Hey, Harry the sex hound back off you are not touching my tits............. He forgot to draw me a pussy too...
!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-30-05
This bone is quite mediocre....
It is quite robusto but very dry with quite a hint of cinnamon vanilla, I intend to savor and guard this bone with my life...
*nod*
If you nees me I will be in the back yard burying it...

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-30-05
Now son, dont get any of that ice cream on the floor!
Dad I won't, lay off.... Where are you going with those nails and a hammer?
Oh, you mean these?
I am going to nail Mr.Johnson to a tree....

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-31-05
I'm gonna fuck that ladies purse.
Shit, Someone already fucked it I see traces everywhere!
Fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck!!! all I want to do is fuck. There has got to be something I can fuck around here.
Did someone say STEAL?

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
10-31-05
One! Two! Three!!!
DRAW!!!
This would be way more fun if we had rocket launchers.
Great idea, I'll go raid my dads tool shed.

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
11-01-05
How is she doctor?
I'm afraid I have some bad news Mr. Doral.
Sheba has to be put down tomorrow...
The other bad news is I didn't save a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico...

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
11-02-05
My friends helped me make this
Knock,Knock!
Who's there?
Yo momma!
Yo momma who?
Yo momma Suckin' my grease!
Does that make you my dad?

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
11-02-05
*Gulp*
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
11-02-05
I'm sorry Mr. Baconman, We couldn't save her...
Oh no!
We did all we could, but science has come just so far.
My beloved Ham is..... DEAD?
Oh no what the hell are you talking about, I ate her.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

by Hell_Bent_Cheez
11-03-05
It's not what it looks like.....

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