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by JRowe3388
10-20-05
HELL NO WE CAN'T CARRY TWINKIES! THEN YOU WILL BE TOO FAT TO FIGHT!
Well then, maybe we should send the enemies Twinkies. People like Twinkies.
I know, "Get back to answering emails!"...

 

by JRowe3388
10-22-05
Bon4r mean? Sorry, I'm not to keen on internet slang/slang :P
A boner is a male erection. kthnxbye.
Tell us more, Game...
And get banned? No thanks.
WHEN BANE ASKS FOR MORE, BANE GETS MORES!!!!
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by JRowe3388
10-22-05
During the daily march...
MULLENS! LEAD THE WAY!
My bologna has a first name..... IT'S O-S-C-A-R
?!?!?!?!
My bologna has a second name..... ITS M-A-Y-E-R
DAMMIT ROGER! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP!
Should I have done the Kraft song instead?

 

by JRowe3388
10-22-05
MULLENS! LEAD THE WAY!
My bologna has a first name...
ITS O-S-C-A-R!
ITS O-S-C-A-R!
DAMMIT ROGER! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP!
Should I have done the Kraft song instead?

 

by JRowe3388
10-22-05
The Master Sergeant's daughter is coming to tour the base. Everyone needs to be on their best behavior
Is she hot?
SHE IS ONLY 15 MULLENS!
Oh, ok. Is she hot?
DAMMIT MULLENS! GET YOUR ASS TO MY OFFICE! I'LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER!
You didn't answer my question.

 

by JRowe3388
10-26-05
At the Recording Studio...
Eminem's gotta cuss in his raps to sell records, well me too, so fuck Will Smith!
That don't rhyme.
Drats...

 

by JRowe3388
10-27-05
After A Recording Session...
Who in the lemon encrusted hell are you?
Im Abe, the label exec.
Oh....
I have to inform you that your album must be completed by November 1st. But I'm sure an artist like youself can handle it well. How far along are you?
One song
Damn. Your fucked.

 

by JRowe3388
10-27-05
Good news! I got Brad Sucks to be featured on your album!
Who the hell is that? Does he really suck?
Brad shows up to record...
Im a lier... Set shit on fire...
Fucking. Awesome.
Told ya

 

by JRowe3388
10-27-05
Fuck me while I fuck your mother!
I think he needs to work on his lyrics...

 

by JRowe3388
10-27-05
Okay. Im gonna give you a beat. Rap to it.
Okay
...Boom Boom Boom Wrikki Rikki wah wah wah...
...fuck...

 

by JRowe3388
10-28-05
The recent poll on the label's website says that the rapcore genre is dead.
Oh really? Whats the adress?
FUCK YOU FUCKERS! LIMP BIZKIT PWN3S J00R SOUL!!11!11!
[Message cannot be posted. One or more banned words found; Fuck, Fuckers, Limp Bizkit]

 

by JRowe3388
11-05-05
Well, your album goes on sale today. I want 'you' to be at every record store in town.
How the hell do you suppose I do that?
Look-alikes. Look behind you...
Im afraid to...
Dee-dee-dee!
moh!

 

by JRowe3388
11-23-05
pwn'd

 

by JRowe3388
11-23-05
Today is the premier of the new season of Behind The Postage. Today's guest is LostCrow. Tell us all a rivetting tale of wisdom and wonder!
Well, im a cool guy who loves to skate. I also have a bad sence of direction, hence the 'Lost" part of my name.
Anything else?
Um.... I cant think of anything else...
So, do all skaters smoke pot or what?

 

by JRowe3388
11-24-05
Today on the show, we have leon3142. Tell us, what do you do for a living?
I touch myself...only thing there is to do
uh....HENTAI RULES!!!

 

by JRowe3388
11-24-05
Today we have 'SerpentinoZeroX'. Tell us...who are you?
Born in a remote island in the middle of the Pacific, I was cast away on a raft of wood after I ate the entire village's supply of snails. I was raised by flies for a year until they died.
I was a hobo for 10 years, surviving on the sauce and cheese from discarded pizza boxes. During this time, I killed a multi-millionare and took his place as the CEO of Awesome-Corp, where I work today
No, seriously. Who ARE you?

 

by JRowe3388
11-24-05
Welcome to "Behind The Postage". Today we have Hulkster92. So Hulkster, tell us about yourself.
I was born in a small town of Ugglarbar on the planet Uddlrbaas. I fed on small cousins of squirrels. I moved to Earth a the age of 13.
I had to get a job, so I curbed people's dogs for a living. Then I won the lottery, which was $1.16. So I live in a box across the street.
Yeah... about that box... You see, the station manager was wanting a paking lot built...

 

by JRowe3388
11-25-05
The internet is one weird place!
SEX!
Mods suck
*marks j00*
Where is Man-O?
*something about nuts*

 

by JRowe3388
11-30-05
hELLO! wELCOME TO bEHIND tHE pOSTAGE. tODAY, WE HAVE sasb USER mETALLICA005. tELL US SOME CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF...
OH CRap... I had the caps-lock on...
and I forgot to do stuff to the second panel... oh well. Im not making another one...
U2 can burn in hell there concert sucked so much when me an me chica were gonna go at it after the concert I almost couldn't pop the bonar.

 

by JRowe3388
12-03-05
XD @ Bane
Get off the computer!
No
Dont back talk me!
!@#$!%$
*sob*

 

by JRowe3388
12-03-05
*dances*
*dances more*
*dances even more*
*dies*

 

by JRowe3388
12-09-05

 
by JRowe3388, 12-09-05

 

I just broke up with my girlfriend.
by JRowe3388, 1-14-06

 

I just broke up with my girlfriend.
Why should I care?
by JRowe3388, 1-14-06

 

robotXninja and daPimphand
K, I'll go. Roll roll roll yer joint, twist is at the end. Take a...
Wait, let me try... Row row row you boat SHUT THE HELL UP! *pimps slaps robotXninja*
by JRowe3388, 2-01-06

 

by JRowe3388
2-02-06
...I though PH1 cancelled this dumbass show... Oh, were on! Today we have the lovely Kalia Vasquez on today's show. Hello bewbs... err... Kalia. Welcome to the show.
I thought very much about this: Ima pwetty pwetty pwincess!
So... Is that all you have to say?
Pretty much
Well, we have 28 minutes to kill... Wanna spoon?

 

...I though PH1 cancelled this dumbass show... Oh, were on! Today we have the lovely Kalia Vasquez on today's show. Hello bewbs... err... Kalia. Welcome to the show.
I thought very much about this: Ima pwetty pwetty pwincess!
by JRowe3388, 2-02-06

 

by JRowe3388
2-05-06
So what do you think of the Social Board?
Ahem. Interesting question.
Do you like MrIQ?
I love horses. I like Buddha.
Are you saying MrIQ is a Buddha horse?
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

 

by JRowe3388
2-05-06
I'm very surprised. I thought MrIQ was a real man.
Why are you so surprised? Whatever gave you that idea?
I don't know.
Me either.
You think he'll let me ride him?
It's possible that he could, I suppose.

 

by JRowe3388
2-05-06
What do you think of Citizen Bane?
I have to process that one for a while.
He rules you?
I get it. Rules me....
Damn straight.

 

by JRowe3388
2-05-06
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Can I see what is under your dress?
Where do you want me to show you?
Are you a female?
I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?

 

by JRowe3388
2-05-06
Take off your clothes.
I am not wearing any clothes.
That was quick.
I thought it was too.

 

by JRowe3388
2-05-06
Let's get jiggy with it.
That sounds good to me.
So the Game is indeed a woman!
Far out. What are your goals in life?
^_^

 

by JRowe3388
2-05-06
So what do you think of monkeymuffins?
That's cool. I have to process that one for a while.
Do you think he's sexy?
It could be. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Do you???
No I don't.

 

by JRowe3388
2-05-06
You're sick!
No I am quite healthy.
monkeymuffins will kill you.
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
No you stupid whore!

 

by JRowe3388
2-05-06
Are you serious? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
They won't.
Who are "They?".
The robots.
Oh I get it. Robots again.

 

by JRowe3388
2-05-06
You like making love to robots?
Robots Rule.
When they're inside you!
I think that happens quite often.

 

Yeah....
by JRowe3388, 2-19-06

 

by JRowe3388
6-03-06
Why does every girl i Love always trick me or leave me im sick and tired it really gets me mad WHY ME????
Because you touch yourself at night, cut your wrists and black your eyyeeess, have wounds that just won't heal, or don't check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Or you're ugly.
NOT FUNNY I mean it its sucks!!! i treat them right!
Then you're ugly.

 

by JRowe3388
6-04-06
After tons of letters requesting to be on the show.... we have ConshyKid. Tell us about yourself.
Well I....
We interupt this program to bring you late breaking news.
This just in: Nobody gives a fuck about Conshy. So instead of a whole other panel of nonsence, we give you this sad clown and a puppy.

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