All comics by Killborg

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Killborg is a big fat nerdboy who wishes he could have physical relationships with cartoon characters, he also lets other people write his profile.
if you like the strips, E-mail him.
If you don't, E-mail him anyway, he's gotta lot of spare time.

sticklove and timedudes are on hiatus. enjoy this crud.

marking strategy magic?

by Killborg
10-02-04


	WHEE!! BUNNY!! Lookit all thr bunnies!!


	Silly kid. rabbits are for tricks.


	that's just wrong.

Revenge, my way.

by Killborg
10-13-04


	Readers may have noticed a playful Jibing between me and Daemon. Well, rather than responding in a childish manner, I'm allowing him to promote his comic here.


	you are SO magnanamous.


	Ah...sweet coffee eases the pain.


	My comic (link at the bottom o' this page) features a convict, who is regularly violently anally raped by an alien, and a preist being arrested for violently anally raping a choirboy.


	Hey, wanna grab a burger?


	YEAH! nothing is more pleasurable than meat between buns!

garfield my way 8

by Killborg
10-14-04


	The ninjas are waitung for you in here, sir.


	Fine, Fine, let's get this overwith.

five minutes later:


	where the hell are those ninjas?!

Meanwhile:


	RARR, english! I shall destroy your barn with my UNHOLY LABOUR SAVING POWER TOOLS!


	Thats....fine... can we get some directions, and maybe some fudge?

garfield my way 9

by Killborg
10-14-04


	**chomp this fudge is gritty and tasteless! DAMN YOU EVIL AMISH MAN!!!! sob**


	#hellooooo...


	#HELLOOOOO....


	#HELLOOOOOO!


	#THE NINJAS SAY HELLO!#


	Singing ninjas.....great.

Maybe it's a personal problem

by Killborg
10-23-04


	...so, the doctor says it's malignant and will just get bigger.


	Yer mum will just get bigger!


	...a hideous way to die...he basically drowned in special sauce.


	Yer mum drowned in special sauce!


	my mum's a dental nurse.


	Yer mum... she.... I'm out of my depth.

slogan explained!

by Killborg
12-30-04


	*UNF, UNF, UNF!!! pant* Oh Yeah...**


	What what?!


	oooh...ooooh


	What the hell are you doing to my burger!?


	well... I'm lovin' it.


	sigh well... go easy on the special sauce.

Barry Freen- the formula

by Killborg
2-14-05

Step one: Barry meets girl


	I whine about how I am a loser.


	I console you.

Step two: girl likes Barry


	I console you, as I feel I could love you.

stepp three: Barry screws up


	I insult your appearance, intelligence, or way of life.

Barry Freen, loser of love- III

by Killborg
2-14-05


	...And thats 25 of the many reasons I'll never find love.


	oh, you poor tortured soul


	but you have so many qualities, youre clean, sharply dressed, sensetive, women go for that


	you're right! I can do WAY better than yhou!

again, slogan

by Killborg
7-08-05


	Ah! Mcburger! It's what I eat!


	It's what I do.


	Meaning I came in your burger


	I guessed that.

Burgery

by Killborg
7-08-05


	WHY?! Why do I keep eating here?!


	My guess? you're Either a lazy homo, or a closet case that loves the taste of my man-juice.


	Youre a man? Ohthankk gos, I thought I was turning straight.

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