All comics by Lifesuck

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Well Son Here We Are Our Vacation Spot!
You Spent All That Money On A Nature Show?
by Lifesuck, 7-12-07

 

by Lifesuck
7-12-07
YO, I Shall, Hustle, and Mug You, at the same time Punk!
Don't Hustle Be Happy!

 

by Lifesuck
7-12-07
Hi , Lili!
Are You Smart?
Umm, Yea!
Okay Spell Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
SupecalifragilisticexpILOVEYOU!
Hmm, Here Comes You Teacher!

 

by Lifesuck
7-23-07
Drop Down, and give me 3000 pushups, situps, pull ups, chin ups, and then run, and give me 50 beers!
Hey your not the boss of me!
O yea, hey big al, we have another jerk!
Ooooh I'm afraid!
Hey Hopscotch, wanna mess? huh huh!
???????????

 

by Lifesuck
7-23-07
No Duh
Awww you look Home Sick, do you miss your momy and daddy?
I Think you need to see Mr. Fell Good according to my fortune cookie!

 

by Lifesuck
7-23-07
Hello I'm Mr. Fellgood, to help kids who are home sick, have issues, and all that fun stuff!
5 hours later!
Worse!
So How Do You Feel
I feel much better!
I Hate This Job!

 

by Lifesuck
8-03-07
Well Dick Here we are Dick, the shoyting range!
Now How do I use this God Damn Thing?
Don't know, tried, almost killed me daddy!
Crud!
Now, on Bill Nye, he said if you shoyot someone, in the head they die!

 

by Lifesuck
8-03-07
Billy Your Dead
No, i'm not dead!
You look dead!
Why am I Talking Then, cuase if I were dead I wouldn't be talking, bla bla bla....
Bang!
He's Dead!
Am Not, oh wait!

 

Stop Fighting, and get in touch with your inner self man!
I'm talking with a guy who takes drugs!
by Lifesuck, 8-03-07

 

by Lifesuck
8-14-07
I wanna grow a beard!
How?
I get cuaght in a net, and go to a fake beard shop!
You'll get turned into fish sticks!
Better, I'll jump up, and pray to God that the guy who's eating me has a beard, snatch it, and run!
You are Relentless...

 

by Lifesuck
10-04-07
Hey I think another gay baby is born!

 

by Lifesuck
10-04-07
Hi There Sir
Hi there , little cute girl!
ARE YOU A *!$@ BUM WHO SITS ON THE STREETS ASKING FOR MONEY AND HIS TOTTALY HOPLESS?
UMmm
?????
UMMM Cops a girls getting kidnapped!

 

by Lifesuck
11-22-07
I'm Naruto and I sell condoms!
WTF?
WTF?
WTF?
WTF?
No really, WTF?
WTF?
WTF?

 

by Lifesuck
12-21-07
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
What would you like for christmas little child?
?
For you to stop eating my COOKIES~!

 

by Lifesuck
12-21-07
WTF?
This is you conscience speaking!
You are doing the wrong thing by watching the tellytoob, stop.........
There goes my paycheck~!

 

by Lifesuck
1-02-08
Ok class what did you learn today?
Absolutely Nothing!
Great!, class dissmised

 

by Lifesuck
1-02-08
Ok Timmy what's the capitol of Massachusetts?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Squirrel doing the tango?
The paying attention quiz!
Ok then

 

Famous lines of George Washigton!
Oh my God you killed Benny, you bastards
by Lifesuck, 1-02-08

 

Hmm a banjo in the kitchen? Some one must have been with Dina strumming on the old banjo!
by Lifesuck, 1-02-08

 

by Lifesuck
1-02-08
I would have gotten away too, if it wasn't for you meadiling kids!
Ahhh, scobby doo connection!

 

by Lifesuck
1-02-08
Hello I am gabe and I'm goin to tell you about how my life sucks, well fir......
Do have any nuts?
No sorry I don't, anwhoo...
EWWWWWWW
Hey Jerry theres guy with no nuts!

 

by Lifesuck, 1-27-08

 

Some day's I wish I was squahed!
Oh my godit's a repulsive bug with huge fangs, and look at those Demeaning eyes......
by Lifesuck, 2-02-08

 

by Lifesuck
2-02-08
It says here I am a living, breathing, human being!
Well thats a good thing!
Wait a second!

 

by Lifesuck
2-02-08
?????????
You have 5 seconds to live, before you are erased!
?????

 

by Lifesuck
2-02-08
Help there is a huge bug in my house!
Come here buggy, buggy!
Bugger!

 

by Lifesuck
2-02-08
Dear, Pedro I read your resume, and well it SUCKED!
First of all your a fictional comic charecter, second of all your a 2D character.....
DAMN

 

by Lifesuck
2-02-08
Dear Pedro, get into your car and drive to this adress....
?????????
HeLLO LITTLE CHILD!

 

by Lifesuck
2-02-08
Go outside to see your pimped car- Xzibit!
WTF~?
You just got pimped!

 

ZZZZZZ
This letter is a Distraction from you seeing what's comig behind you!
by Lifesuck, 2-02-08

 

by Lifesuck
2-02-08
Dear Pedro, Turn on channel 2 on your tv!
Now keep knokin it in, that's right your doing just fine! Keep doin it and you'll be a natural!

 

by Lifesuck
2-02-08
Dear Pedro, Congratulations! You've just lost your house!
Now you do!
But I don't have a house !
Now you don't!
Better than anything

 

by Lifesuck
2-02-08
Dear Pedro, tommorow a fairy will visit you, you may grant one and only one wish, think hard!
I wanna be a real boy!
Here it goes!

 

by Lifesuck
2-02-08
I want my money back
Let me try it again
Sop messing with me!
Here it goes again!
I'm gonna kill you
Uhhhhh! Silly Rabbit killing is for........

 

by Lifesuck
2-02-08
Here it goes again!
More like perverted!
This is messed up!
Yeah!
So you wanna be a real boy, huh!

 

by Lifesuck
2-02-08
I'm a peverted woman!
No your a Man, who had plastic surgery!
You son of a bich!
He He!

 

by Lifesuck
2-02-08
That was weird
What the....!

 

by Lifesuck
2-02-08
Dear Pedro your getting back stage passes with Metallica!
Now do you like Metallica, huh huh?
I can't feel my flippin legs!

 

by Lifesuck
2-02-08
Dear Pedro, Miko Wako has kinapped my children. I spent all my money on shite I don't need. I'm homless cuz of that and my house was burned down , and worst of all my wife dumped me!- Stan
Dear Stan, I feel bad , and yet there's somthin fuzzy inside me that makes me want to luagh at you!- Pedro
Dear Pedro, Godzilla destroyed my appartment by throwing up radioactive matter at it, now I live on the streets. My wife died cuz of radiation, and I worst of all I'm Starving!- Fred
Dear Fred, Godzillas Real? Oh and can I borrow some of your food, oh wait you don't have any, ha ha ha- Pedro
Dear Pedro, America has stopped running, cuase Drunkin Donuts went out of Buisnesss today, Mornings aren't the same anymore, and since I'm a cop life just got harder!- Bob
Good thing I'm not you!- Pedro

 

by Lifesuck
2-02-08
I'm wacthing you!
Oh, yeah? Well I'm wacthing you! !
5 hours late
How long are we gonna do this?
Who cares!
Oh, yeah?
I'm wacthing you!

 

by Lifesuck
2-02-08
I'm wacthing you!
Oh yea well I'm wacthing you!
Oh yea, well I'm wacthing you!
Oh yeah!
Uh-Uh
Break it it down now!

 

You @ $$
by Lifesuck, 2-03-08

 

I'm Not speaking to you
by Lifesuck, 2-03-08

 

by Lifesuck
2-03-08
I'm not giving your paycheck becuase you ate too many of our wor.....!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Your Fired!

 

by Lifesuck
2-03-08
What's this button do?
CLICK
Oops

 

by Lifesuck
2-03-08
What's dis button do?
?????????????
That was weird!

 

by Lifesuck
2-03-08
I better start doing my reasearch pap....
Uh wait someone IMed me..., no I really should start my Reasearch....
Sure~
Wanna watch Silent Hill?

 

I want you to find a misprint in the paperstack!
Yes Sir
by Lifesuck, 2-03-08

 

by Lifesuck
2-09-08
LIKE A NIJA

 

by Lifesuck
2-09-08
To be nija, you must make unnecessary noises when hitting things!
Hiii Ayyyyy!
To be nija, you must to do it with your Mind!
I failed!

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