You've got mail Part ( THAT"S WHAT FREINDS ARE FOR!)

Author: Lifesuck

Date: February 2, 2008

by Lifesuck
2-02-08
Dear Pedro, Miko Wako has kinapped my children. I spent all my money on shite I don't need. I'm homless cuz of that and my house was burned down , and worst of all my wife dumped me!- Stan
Dear Stan, I feel bad , and yet there's somthin fuzzy inside me that makes me want to luagh at you!- Pedro
Dear Pedro, Godzilla destroyed my appartment by throwing up radioactive matter at it, now I live on the streets. My wife died cuz of radiation, and I worst of all I'm Starving!- Fred
Dear Fred, Godzillas Real? Oh and can I borrow some of your food, oh wait you don't have any, ha ha ha- Pedro
Dear Pedro, America has stopped running, cuase Drunkin Donuts went out of Buisnesss today, Mornings aren't the same anymore, and since I'm a cop life just got harder!- Bob
Good thing I'm not you!- Pedro