All comics by MDMM

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by MDMM
4-18-03
Ya fear Santa?
No I think fearing is a element in your mind that weakens the body thus causing more pain.
!!!
I mean... I'm so high!
Dats better!
And drunk!

 

by MDMM
4-18-03
Now a note from the Samples
We wished to be more used!
Yes
Shut up!
We don't want to be known as Samples!
yes
I hate samples!
And not for lame christian kid raping jokes...
Awwww

 

by MDMM
4-18-03
Whats with the oldies coming back? Oh well...
Dude what you think of the ending war?
....
Whats Punk doing?
The one that ended and stopped Terrorists of America and killed evil,Saddam Hussein?
....
WOW! He made a hippie say hes wrong!
Huh?
Screw you! I was wrong once!God!

 

by MDMM
4-18-03
WOW! A Dodo bird! I can get it off like the exstinct list! I'll be like so famous,man!
BAAARRRRRKKK!
What The!
You son of a...
Yo dude! Did ya see my perfect shot?

 

by MDMM
4-18-03
SWEET!
Ya don't fear Santa?
HEY! Don't mess with us! You will be one sorry bitch!
Santa quit shoving Elves up your ass!
Don't call me a female dog! You pussy licking pupil!

 

by MDMM
4-18-03
*Fight noise*
Eat my funny bone!
Not fearing Santa!?!
*Fight Noise*
Taste a pretty blade!
Peace? Year Peace corps!
*Hippie choking Santa Noise*
Oh my God Hippie killed Santa!
Thats a cool Bastard!

 

by MDMM
4-18-03
Make me lauph ya gay clown!
A cow goes in front of another cow and says MOOOOVE IT!
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Lauph at me Huh?
This is funny....

 

by MDMM
4-18-03
Sun Master & Bongo
I'm the sun riser! I can teach ya de phisics! Ya better never mess with da bongos! Ya could get hurt by the monstrous alone!
Dig it.
China & Japan
I like coler. Purple better den blue. You blue lovers are dummies!
COOKIE!
Osama & Cig-Man
Yo better dig da bombing of America! I can kill all ya wussies with da anthrax! I'm a hard Afghani to eat with,Yo!
HIGH TONIGHT! HIGH TONIGHT!

 

by MDMM
4-18-03
HELP! A WANNABE!
Dang cowboys riding ya ponies on thee cows!
mmmmmmm...cow
I SAY HELP!
Dang Angel hating and spittting from above! Go rot,YO!
Thanks Yoba!
um...hi Wannabe...
Are ya trying to ovr take the pimp master of thee Whiteboy Wannabez? Yo her this,Go screw your sugar ya dahm fly! Don't make me get da swatter ya cow ass kissing sugar jacking bitch!

 

by MDMM
4-18-03
Whats with you oldies coming back!?!
Its either them or me,Intestines Man!
And I thought my characters were dumb!
No mentel yes!(I still like Intestine man though)

 

by MDMM
4-18-03
I'm leaving you Richard
But why?
Is it because i'm dead?
YOU'RE WHAT!?!

 

by MDMM
4-18-03
Are you going to kill me.
Why shouldn't I?
You can't hurt me,I'm Latin!
Dahm you Latins!

 

by MDMM
4-23-03
Farewell dear Satin
Today we have a farewell speacel for Satin whos moving to my bud....YOBA! Wat does the others have to say?
thank you *crys*
Death & Nutty
I'll miss him for his good deeds...
I'll miss him for getting me high!
Santa & Death
I'll miss him for he feared santa!
Dahm hes leaving. I never got a chance to stab his nads off.

 

by MDMM
4-24-03
Why am I in here?
For stealing a $5000 Hot Rod.
I understand that but why...
With him?
Ya Fear Santa?

 

by MDMM
4-27-03
HA!You thought with all the time not being used nothing would happen?
HA! Now the defaults will be in every comic!
Fear our wrath!
And our spelling mistackes!

 

by MDMM
4-27-03
A song
Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light! Yet so proudly we hailed by the starlight's last gleaming!
...Gave prooof through the night our flag was still there...
No clapping? Is it because i'm Bin Laden?

 

by MDMM
4-27-03
High Tonight! High Tonight!
High Tonight! High Tonight!
High Tonight! High Tonight!
High Tonight! High Tonight!
ITS FUNNY DAHMIT!
High Tonight! High Tonight!
High Tonight! High Tonight!

 

by MDMM
4-27-03
Yes run away mortals! Fear Intestines Man! My innards scares bulls even if I wear red! Yes fuck you!
Oh hi boss!
Year...FUCK YOU,BITCH!
You're fired!

 

by MDMM
4-27-03
Dear fans
i am quiting strip creator
i'll be in Life_Is_Life username in you wanna see me!heres are old buddies
Ya fear Santa
I'm so high
I have no peanuts

 

by MDMM
5-09-03
Nutty And A Ghost
BOO!
That ain't scary.
BOO!
Say Nuts!
No
Geuss where i'm gonna bite ya?

 

by MDMM
5-09-03
What happened to END OF A BASTARD?
Well Bastards come back and...Hey who the hell are you?
cool
Intestines Man
Dahm it leave!

 

by MDMM
5-09-03
God Dahm it!Leave! We may be shit but we aren't making Intestine Man comics!
You should!
Give me a fucking reason!
Very very very very painful
You means besides how I can zap your nads off?
Yes...Besides...that...Ow!

 

by MDMM
5-09-03
INTESTINES MAN IS A CHARACTER!
Hip Hip olay.
MDMM HIRED ME!
HIGH TONIGHT! HIGH TONIGHT!
I WILL BE THE BEST LOSER OF ALL!
Been here since the beginning and he gets a job?

 

by MDMM
5-09-03
Well I know i'm going to Hell.
Jesus,I come for answers..
Only if you give me a rub down! Also show me whats going on down Yonder,baby!

 

by MDMM
5-09-03
I'm Van Goh and I been raping crooks for years
All you need to know i'm Father Nicky,a catholic.
I'm Mr.Sticky and i have men butter my buns.
I'm God and I show famous people my lantern...
Thank you all for joining the gay men American Society.

 

by MDMM
5-09-03
AHHH! HES GOING TO DO SUCIDE!
Men if he trys anything shoot!
Is this suppose to help?
Bazooka Men come closer for better aim!

 

by MDMM
5-09-03
BRING BACK SERIOUS COMICS!
BRING BACK SERIOUS COMICS!
BRING BACK SERIOUS COMICS!
BRING BACK SERIOUS COMICS!
Dahm rioters giving me a headacke.
Lets make'em fear Santa

 

by MDMM
5-09-03
Hello i'm Cluck
And i'm Taco
We have a question to Saddam
Why are you dead!?!
YEAR!Now who do we mock!?!
I hope Death is fucking you in hell ya bitch!

 

by MDMM
5-09-03
Hers another Q:Whats wrong with weed?
Yes,it should be legal!
Yes it helps us in Cancer and plus if ya wanna die die happy!
Yes it has no side effects watch *Smokes weed*
5 minutes later
HIGH TONIGHT! HIGH TONIGHT!
Cluck,I'm seeing him again!

 

by MDMM
5-09-03
Cluck And Taco Show!
Our next topic is jobs.
Jobs are good;gives ya cash!
Cluck And Taco Show!
Whats your job by the way?
follow me to work tommorow
THE NEXT DAY
Welcome to KFC!
What The Fuck!?!

 

by MDMM
5-11-03
Demon Children
What do you like to do little girl?
Finger paint
Demon Children
What ELSE?
Get away kid raper!
Demon Children
No i'm the kid raper so butter my buns.

 

by MDMM
5-11-03
HELP!
Yummy little monkey...
Bite Me!
Okay I wi...wait!
Who the hell are you?
Intestines Man!Saving you from lard!

 

by MDMM
5-11-03
Why do everyone hate us?
MDMM made us evil.
I'll show him evil...
What ya gonna do?
And the quest begins!
Chop off his nads....
Sounds nummy

 

by MDMM
5-11-03
So Butch Baby searches for MDMM
Where is MDMM?
I don't know...
That fucking sucks...
Sorry
Now I have to chop your nads off...
Always the black guy,isn't it?

 

by MDMM
5-11-03
Hideee ho!
Where is MDMM?I got to go chop off his nuts!
HA!HA!HA!YOU SAID NUTS!
He got you good.
Just shut the fuck up,Bin Laden.

 

by MDMM
5-11-03
Yoba,where da fuck is MDMM?
In my pants.
Good joke...thanks anyhoo..
Thanks but it smelled in there....
Did you have fun as much as I?

 

by MDMM
5-11-03
Dahm it,Osama I can't find him!
Maybe you need a rub.
Year a massage may be nice.
Same here...
Nope i'm never done with catholic jokes
I can help with that,baby!
Dahm catholics....

 

by MDMM
5-11-03
I finaly found you...
Wait i'm Skagg!
Nice try,bitch.
Ohhhhhhh.....
Whoo,Skagg what happened?I left to have a piss and your testicales are on the floor...ow.

 

by MDMM
5-11-03
Cluck And Taco Show
Banna bread is a speacel desert
Thats rarely seen on the market
Cluck And Taco Show
That fucking sucks because I don't want to dahm bake or wait till christmas!
Yes!Plus how can i torture my kid by not giving him some!
Cluck And Taco Show
I have nothing...anything more on Bannabread,Taco?
I once shoved one sideways up my ass

 

by MDMM
5-11-03
Why the fuck are we up here?
this ain't cloud its dust....
okay....
wanna do it?
Wanna be kicked in the nads?
okay.

 

by MDMM
5-11-03
sorry,daddy....
Son,using the big wooden cross to jump on little boy's nads ain't nice.

 

by MDMM
5-11-03
Daddy,why am I evil?
It started when....
God I knew you knew things but shit!OOOO!
Ya like that?
Daddy,You're a bastard!
A non virgen bastard

 

by MDMM
5-11-03
Will the real Uncle Sam please stand up!

 

by MDMM
5-11-03
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fhdfvhg yfnft dghfngw!ufh?
dgdhh!dahtem
dgcg dhfu
hbdg dgnrtd tgdntgf !!!fujdd !hcjuid ?
I hate french films!

 

by MDMM
5-11-03
Isn't it nice to watch TV as a family?
Fuck you!
The docter said no sex till they find the left testicale....

 

by MDMM
5-12-03
For all your bastard's pleasure heres a gay singing robot!
Make me glow! Show me what ya know! Upgrade my data! Don't be a hater! Butter da buns! Ya know da ones!
Hey ya little bastard "Butter My Buns" Are my lines!
Squeeze my attena,bitch!

 

by MDMM
5-12-03
Why did now MDMM put us in a comic
out of ideas
And that we look like jelly
or to prove women ain't bitches
Or have a donkey devour them...
Me say women arn't bitches?What morons!

 

by MDMM
5-12-03
I am Intestines Man of X-Men so fuck you
I'm a slave to santa can you help?
Procter for all who have lard!
Hello?
I will crush the crotch of evil?
Hello?Earth to bitch!

 

by MDMM
5-12-03
I am Intestines Man;I hear you are inslaving elves.
And playing with their ding dongs
I will unleash my power but not until thee end!
My pants has a pony
It will be amazing
This bitch sucks more than MDMM

 

by MDMM
5-12-03
Pretend its the end...whats your dahm power!?!
You means beside zapping your testicales off?
Ohhhhh....

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