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by MDMM
3-25-03
DEMON CHILDREN
Mmmmm..Children...
DEMON CHILDREN
GOTTA JET!
Time to butcher....
DEMON CHILDREN
Scared another one I see?
Hard to find good meat...

 

by MDMM
3-25-03
DEMON CHILDREN
I promise you'll be more happy.....
DEMON CHILDREN
I don't know...
DO IT!!!
DEMON CHILDREN
OW!!!!
HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

 

by MDMM
3-25-03
DEMON CHILDREN
Hello kids i'm gonna teach you good manners...
DEMON CHILDREN
Now remember everyone is nice on the inside...
DEMON CHILDREN
Well some...
Pablo,Someone "Accidently" Threw your mom in a wood chipper...

 

by MDMM
3-25-03
DEMON CHILDREN
Hello i'm a nice guy...
DEMON CHILDREN
I have a pet Squrrel named Sanker and...
DEMON CHILDREN
I taught him a few things...
KILL!KILL!KILL!

 

by MDMM
3-25-03
DEMON CHILDREN
KILL!
KILL
DEMON CHILDREN
I'M SORRY!DON'T KILL ME!!!
KILL!KILL!
DEMON CHILDREN
OH GOD!!!
EAT!EAT!EAT!

 

by MDMM
3-25-03
OH MAN!
OOO! Baby!
Oh Shit!
Humph!
Keep Walking!
How Do you Like This!
Whoa, Thats Big!

 

by MDMM
3-25-03
DEMON CHILDREN
WHOA!Are you Osama Bin Laden?
DEMON CHILDREN
yes.....
So you are the bastard who made sept 11th and started this war that can kill millions
DEMON CHILDREN
Can I have your autograuph?

 

by MDMM
3-25-03
DEMON CHILDREN
Where in hell am I?
DEMON CHILDREN
THIS IS HELL AND IF YOU DON'T STRAIGHTEN UP YOU WILL BURN HERE!!!
Who..Who said that?
DEMON CHILDREN
I am Satin!
Kinda fuzzy today huh,Lucifer?

 

by MDMM
3-25-03
DEMON CHILDREN
I know God gave me a crappy form....
DEMON CHILDREN
*Couph*
What?You want a peanut?HA!HA!HA!
DEMON CHILDREN
ooooo..You have some?
God once again made something wrong.....

 

by MDMM
3-25-03
DEMON CHILDREN
In hell there are girls to do you every second....
Can't wait till you come...
DEMON CHILDREN
Gladitor fighting... Lots of money....A Cruise...
DIE MEL GIBSON!!!
DEMON CHILDREN
Okay its pretty cozy here...
Can't I burn now???

 

by MDMM
3-25-03
DEMON CHILDREN
Now go and be good...
Screw that for this Evil is my fate!
DEMON CHILDREN
I send you to Earth!
DEMON CHILDREN
Nutty,Are you pretending to be Satin again?
Sorry,God...

 

by MDMM
3-25-03
DEMON CHILDREN
COME HERE BUDDY!
After the joint..
YO!LADY COME TO MY PAD!
OKAYYYYY!!!
Next morn when the joint wared off...
OH MY GOD!MOM!
I think you are a daddy brother...

 

by MDMM
3-25-03
LIFE IS LIFE
Stacy everyone is taken! Every boy is taken!No prom!
LIFE IS LIFE
..........
LIFE IS LIFE
Stacy don't try your brother again...
How bout the preist?

 

by MDMM
3-25-03
LIFE IS LIFE
So Stacy wanna go to the prom?
No Eric.....sorry
LIFE IS LIFE
Good job Stacie. We would never go to the prom like someone like Eric.
LIFE IS LIFE
So Jess pick you up at 7:00?
What ya gonna do...

 

by MDMM
3-25-03
LIFE IS LIFE
Eric I decide to go to the prom with you instead of no one!
But I'm taking Jess...
LIFE IS LIFE
LISTEN! If you don't take me i'm gonna kick you in the nads with tennis shoes!!!
*sigh* Fine...
LIFE IS LIFE
Thank god..I don't have tennis shoes...
Thank God Jess dumped me...

 

by MDMM
3-25-03
LIFE IS LIFE
Dude you got a date with Stacie and I got a date with Jess. Good. We did better than the other average pairs...
You got that right,Book...
LIFE IS LIFE
We been dating for a week...I should pop the question
Like i love rap...
LIFE IS LIFE
We have so much in common...
I got to fart......

 

by MDMM
3-25-03
DEATHLY LIGHT
Hi,I'm Jesus Christ the 2nd
I'm Jason Kruger.
DEATHLY LIGHT
The bad thing is...
We are room mates...
DEATHLY LIGHT
I'm going to pray
I'm going to kill...

 

by MDMM
3-25-03
God
NOTHING LIKE A GOOD KILL
NOTHING LIKE A GOOD KILL
Help
Hey,I'm Jason
I'm Death
Us
Do you see that old lady helpless on her back!?!
Year come on I have fire crackers....

 

by MDMM
3-25-03
Hi i'm MDMM the creator and I wanna say....
Hey you promised me a date,bucko!
YOU CAN'T RUN FOR EVER!!!

 

by MDMM
3-25-03
I LOVE NUTS!!!
I like to eat nuts too,Nutty...
HA!You said nuts!
I wish I have my bow...
WHOO! I'm so high...

 

by MDMM
3-25-03
Dear Sucidal StickMan here at Freaky inc want to give you a gift for being so messed up....
I always wanted a garbage can...
Nothing bad can happen...
Looks like a scurvy dog who hates pirates...kill...

 

by MDMM
3-25-03
CHILDREN.....
CHILDREN.....
HEY Are you thinking it again? Don't make me use this!!!
NO I WASN'T!!!

 

by MDMM
3-25-03
Are you Osama Bin Laden?
Yes.
Well i'm writing you up for killing,disturbing the peace,destruction,and child abuse.
Am I such a bad guy?

 

by MDMM
3-26-03
LIFE IS LIFE
Here we are...at the prom....
year...year...
LIFE IS LIFE
Wanna dance?
LIFE IS LIFE
With whom?

 

by MDMM
3-26-03
NUTTY
Are you nutty?
yes
NUTTY
All the other wee animals say you been stealing their nuts....
HA!YOU SAID NUTS!HA!HA!HA!
NUTTY
Sir, don't make me take out my gun!
I'm so high.....

 

by MDMM
3-26-03
Every one know where they were at the sept 11th attack
I was drunk and slapping a midget
I was plucking those dang chickens....
I was in the bed with Mel Gibson
I was crying knowing this meant war where my daddy is too old to go so he won't die WHAAAAAA!
I was praying.....
I was blocking the routes for ambulances

 

by MDMM
3-26-03
Satin's Job 1#
OH MY GOD!
Yes i'm here to burn you. What is your last wishes?
Satin's Job 1#
To have a girl....
Satin's Job 1#
Never trust the devil....
Hey Monkey being...*Wink Wink*

 

by MDMM
3-26-03
Satin's Job 2#
Ain't I supposed to burn the dead,Lucifer?
I am pre-moting you death...
Satin's Job 2#
To what?
Satin's Job 2#
PEANUTS!PEANUTS! ANYONE?
GIMME!GIMME!

 

by MDMM
3-26-03
DEMON CHILDREN
Allo,Little boy-e...Care for death?
May I say one thing?
DEMON CHILDREN
Sure why not?
The granny over there has pencils...
DEMON CHILDREN
Allo, old lady of the freedom land. Care for yee doom?
For the last time,I'm not a old lady with pencils!!!

 

by MDMM
3-26-03
What side are you on?
The good well side?
The cool punk side?
Choices for the HIPPIE SIDE
Flowers...Veggies...peace...and love
Choices for the PUNK SIDE
All you need to know is you don't dress like a wussy here....

 

by MDMM
3-26-03
Aruguements from a Punk & Hippie
Without the war our peace would be deader than a Barney show at day of the super bowl!
Read the sighn,Man! This will suffer all!
Aruguements from a Punk & Hippie
I have one sighn that tell YOU the right thing to do!
What is boy?
Aruguements from a Punk & Hippie
Stupid little punk....

 

by MDMM
3-26-03
Protester
Will you join the march of peace? We neeed your help. The goverment is hurting our kind by this war!
Protester
but....
What,Boy?
Protester
I just came by to ask where the burrito stand is...

 

by MDMM
3-26-03
I THOU NOT LEAVE UNTIL ALL HIPPIES ARE EITHER SHOT OR GIVE UP!
I AM A PROTESTER WHO WANTS THOSE HIPPIE SHOT DOWN FASTER THAN TURKEY ASLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF HUNTING SEASON!!!
So you're too busy to take me to the movies?
The protest is now over for a couple of hours...or even days!!!

 

by MDMM
3-26-03
YEAR!HIPPIE!I GOT BIN LADEN ON MY SIDE! HES FAMOUS! YEAR!

 

by MDMM
3-26-03
Riot On MDMM
WHY DO YOU MAKE LIKE A JERK!?!
WHY AIN'T THIS BLONDE IN MORE COMICS!?!
WHY YOU STOP ON "DEMON CHILDREN"!?!
WHY AM I A PEANUT SELLER!?!
WHAT IN GOD'S DOMAIN AM I!?!
Why do they always riot on monday?

 

by MDMM
3-26-03
Osama you are a jerk....a funny one...
I,MDMM decided on the answers...
well at least i'm funny.....
Blonde and "Devil Children" will be more seen...
YES!!!DUMB BLONDE STRIKES AGAIN!
Good...more death jokes....
Pablo you're a gay puppet and Death you're staying as a peanut seller in Hell!
I was in a 1991 show...
Crud monkey....

 

by MDMM
3-26-03
HA!HA!HA!Another victim...
How I do dad....
That was good but let me show you how to do it with a axe....
The only day when I miss church...

 

by MDMM
3-26-03
What did we do to deserve prison?
YEAR!
All we did was decapatated 28 people and 6 rodents.
Lets not forget the firecracker up the cop's bootey...
Don't makes sense...
Year we're good boys....

 

by MDMM
3-26-03
Dumb Blond Adventure
How did I get here?
Dumb Blond Adventure
I tricked you with candy...
Dumb Blond Adventure
Life as a dumb blonde..I geuss.

 

by MDMM
3-27-03
Dumb Blond Adventure
MDMM,I want off!
Find don't get grumpy...
Dumb Blond Adventure
Great,this can't get worse...
Dumb Blond Adventure
HIDEE HO!!!

 

by MDMM
3-27-03
Dumb Blond Adventure
You will come to my ship and get anol-probed...Then maybe i would let you go...
Dumb Blond Adventure
If you think this blonde is that dumb...I think you should know i'm smart enouph to not have meatel gut pushed up my butt....
Dumb Blond Adventure
Wait i'm thinking about it....
Thats right.....

 

by MDMM
3-27-03
Dumb Blond Adventure
Finaly after 23 days I finaly finished the Anol-Probe!!!
Dumb Blond Adventure
To see if I diddn't damage your fragile body please say something....
Dumb Blond Adventure
My butt hurts....

 

by MDMM
3-27-03
Dumb Blond Adventure
Can you drop me off at Earth?
Okay but ond day i will check up on you...
Dumb Blond Adventure
Where in God's domain am I?
Dumb Blond Adventure
Seems so fameliar...
She dosen't look like a Iraqi...

 

by MDMM
3-27-03
Dumb Blond Adventure
I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WAR IN IRAQ!?!
Yes...
Dumb Blond Adventure
Well geuss I can join the good fight while i'm here...
Okay...
Dumb Blond Adventure
What weopens do I get?
A sling shot and water balloons filled with ketchup...

 

by MDMM
3-27-03
MDMM,When I meant seen more often I meant like with Eric or a good strip...
Not in a saga that demeends blondes...we are not dumb...
WOW! A blonde like you know what demining is !?!
Obiousily he missed my point...

 

by MDMM
3-27-03
DEMON CHILDREN
Hello Father.Nicty
We have some more sins...
DEMON CHILDREN
Very bad ones....
DEMON CHILDREN
I may be the first preist to kill children.....

 

by MDMM
3-27-03
Dumb Blond Adventure
Okay,Follow me Iraqi...
Dumb Blond Adventure
I'm not Iraqi...or chinease...or even Swedish. I'm American!!!
We're see...Bring in the teen American!
Dumb Blond Adventure
ERIC !?!
Stacie !?! Haven't seen you since MDMM gave you candy and left me without a dance..

 

by MDMM
3-27-03
Dumb Blond Adventure
Thanks for getting me out of Iraq,Eric...
No Prob.
Dumb Blond Adventure
Wanna join me on my quest?
What type of quest?
Dumb Blond Adventure
To find Glow in the dark head bands...
I HATE DUMB BLONDES!!!

 

by MDMM
3-27-03
Dumb Blond Adventure
We will sleep here tonight...
Dumb Blond Adventure
Since we're alone and cold maybe...
Dumb Blond Adventure
Try and lose your down yonder village...
I think that would hurt...

 

by MDMM
3-28-03
PEANUTS! GET YOUR HELLISH PEANUTS!
PS SICK & WRONG,BOY!
What in flaming flamingos are you doing?
You said to sell PEANUTS...
THATS BAD!
Your peanuts was gone for 4,988,722 decades!
How wonder I got no sales..um i ate the peanuts though..

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