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Midsummers Eve by Miller12 6-21-17
Dispatch! There is a Witch flying stealth on sunset! She is fully clothed in Nude airspace.How shall we proceed? Captain! I certainly can't smuggle my lap of luxury gift to The Policemans Ball wearing my birthday suit. Besides you already have my mug shot!	Dispatch What your saying is there is no problem! Only Solutions!	Have you ever heard of police custody? Proxy That!

 

Flip The Script! by Miller12 6-22-17
Nailing someone to the cross seems like harsh treatment in today's society!	Stabbing someone in the back is like bringing a knife to a gun fight!	Bringing an axe to a family picnic is like cutting down the tree of life before it has grown to its full potential! Butch! I told you to take out the trash. Must you always sneak up from behind.It's a good thing I can read between the lines!

 

Economics

Do you believe in recycling? Yes! and as long as we are talking trash.

by Miller12, 6-22-17

 

Blood

Ta Oikonomika!

by Miller12, 6-22-17

 

Turf Wars 🍕 by Miller12 6-22-17
The Gladiators want to know what is a Toga doing in their stadium? I am of Italian Heritage.My toga might suggest Greek Heritage, but I assure you this is a melodrama and this is just a silly costume.	Skip the melodramatics. I'll take a Greek Pizza and Baklava for Precinct ! Captain! I I am not the delivery boy! I am roleplaying a Greek Philosophy Student!	We are investigating active leads. What is your maiden name? Tropical Storm Troy!

 

Staying In Character

Aristocratic Nose! He definitely fits the Roman Profile!

by Miller12, 6-22-17

 

Binnacle by Miller12 6-23-17
Yo Ho Ho Seadog! I may be an old salt but, I can still carry a hogshead on my back and drink a powder monkey under the table.	Wiguboozer! What you got? I am loaded to the gun wall.The freebooters are on deck and ready to hear the clap of thunder!	In nautical terms Monkey is a small cannon! Damn Squiffy!

 

Cheers Matey

Splice The Mainbrace!

by Miller12, 6-23-17

 

Drinks From Jenni's Teacup by Miller12 6-23-17
Aye,me hearties!	I cracked Jenni's Teacup and she gave me her heart. Letters Of Marque! Smiling Bobby!	Tooms! Would you like a swig of my grog? Blimey! Visits from our cohost. TREX! Wet My Whistle.

 

Speaking Of Bee's Queen Morphology by Miller12 6-24-17
Today we are going to talk about the Birds and the Bees!	Birds lay eggs and Bees make Honey!	There are two type of bees .Worker Bees and Drones.Geek! Would like to taste The Bee Pollen and The Royal Jelly! Who knew that flying over nude airspace would get me airlifted to magnificent heights!

 

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by Miller12, 6-24-17

 

Trade Route by Miller12 6-25-17
Trade you my klansman robe for your monkey jacket! To be politically correct its called a monkey suit. I''ll take your sheet and use it as a flag.This is a nude beach.	I got a farmers tan underneath this elaborate garb.Not exactly nudity in the making. Great white sighting might tempt the nudist colony into fornication!	The Monks are wondering who's going to lead the flash chant? Trade you this monkey suit for that banana!

 

Opioid Epidemic by Miller12 6-25-17
Opioid Induced Coma coming to you at your local bookstore!	Librarian's Student's	Stupid Druggies!

 

💝 Clown Science 💝

by Miller12, 6-25-17

 

The Diamond Duo 💍 by Miller12 6-26-17
Spork! I bought a smart mattress to detect if my spouse is cheating. The mattress can actually link with a smart mattress smart phone application! Captain! An infidelity detector. Brilliant!	Sleep # 3 different males in three days! She's got a lot of free minutes on her hand! I got my snapchat map to see exactly where they are at this exact moment!	Cell phone video would suggest she's a dog days of summer fanatic! So that's what your wife meant when she said she was going to work at a doggie daycare!

 

Boner

by Miller12, 6-26-17

 

Sand Castles by Miller12 6-28-17
Mr.Monk! I have a search warrent for under your robe.Heard you might be packing a big unit. Captain! I am here to lead the flash mob thru a guided beach meditation Unity!	Dont you belong on Tibetan Mountain? Captain! Even a Monk has to take a vacation to the beach.My duty is to always teach Enlightenment.	Sister Ann! What do you think this is the Nude Run Of Finland? Captain! Thanks for coming all this way to bring my boudour tassles and disco pasties!

 

Made For Little Hands by Miller12 6-29-17
Redrobot! I am a drink serving robot. Redrobot! I am a sexrobot.		Sexrobot! Does that highlighted area of expertise come with advanced safety features?

 

Designer Booty by Miller12 6-30-17
We are here on this remote island where hoarding of all the worlds premium coconuts is in large supply.	Jenni! What are you doing here on this deserted island? Foxy Silver Host! Thought this was a casting call for a bachlorette with a bountiful booty but, it seems as though the cast and crew members are nowhere to be found.	There is a short supply of exotic coconuts in the States.Why is that? The Political Correspondent wants to know? A girl can only rub so much coconut suntan lotion on her booty all by herself and then she needs a high fashion mogul to help her finish the job!

 

Monkey Rails

Monkey Stowaways are considered punishable by law! Castaways are a Pirates Best Friend!

by Miller12, 6-30-17

 

Business As Usual by Miller12 6-30-17
Monkey Castaway! Would you like to rub coconut oil on my booty? Jenni! Would that be raw, organic,extra Virgin, cold pressed, non gmo verified, and simply delicious coconut oil!	MCT Medium Chain Triglycerides! Suddenly my memory serves me correctly!	Potus! I am glad you like the coconut oil facelift. Jenni! It is the wave of the future.

 

Stunt Doubles by Miller12 7-01-17
Today Top Story In Japan Is Silicone Sally! Ride Sally Ride! OH! sorry thought we were off the air.The Herbivores are buying 2,000 life size sex dolls for a charity event supporting sexless marriages!	Do you prefer top or bottom? Top Of The Assembly Line!	This is terrific! Adjustable fingers,removable head, and genitals. What will the Japanese Business men think of next? We can sit in the room next door and watch thru the two way mirror while our twins collect the 6,000 dollars for services rendered!

 

Stunt Doubles by Miller12 7-01-17
Today Top Story In Japan Is Silicone Sally! Ride Sally Ride! OH! sorry thought we were off the air.The Herbivores are buying 2,000 life size sex dolls for a charity event supporting sexless marriages!	Do you prefer top or bottom? Top Of The Assembly Line!	This is terrific! Adjustable fingers,removable head, and genitals. What will the Japanese Business men think of next? We can sit in the room next door and watch thru the two way mirror while our twins collect the 6,000 dollars for services rendered!

 

Voyeur On The Run

In some cultures woman are subservient to men. What is your pleasure? Whips, Chains,Bondage, and Leather Fetish..Does that adjustable head have the owl mechanism?

by Miller12, 7-01-17

 

On The Run Tour by Miller12 7-01-17
Our removable heads need an adjustable owl mechanism. With a 27O degree turn capability!		Gnome! Thanks for taking us to your mechanical engineers. Concubine! Let's take this optimal performance on the road!

 

Talismans Journey

Fukuro!

by Miller12, 7-01-17

 

Thou shall not covet thy neighbors booze by Miller12 7-02-17
We are the girls next door,the girls above and the girls below.We are the around the way girls. We will ease your pain when you are hurt.We will make you laugh when you are sad.We will take care of you when you are sick. Companionship.	Belch! Burp! Fart! Aaaarrrrggghhh!	Aesthetically displeasing is not part of the package deal. Don't make me break out my samurai sword. Yaya! Your sympathetic ear is a stroke to my ego. Heard you underage drinkers are Ruthless Recon!

 

Grandma plays the lottery

Today must be my lucky day. Not only do I get to go for a leisurely stroll but, I also get to see a guy pissing behind a fence.Old man what do you have to say for yourself? Today Is Gorgeous Grandma Day!

by Miller12, 7-03-17

 

House Guests by Miller12 7-03-17
Martha! I brought a handcrafted bottle of wine from the artisan collection. Pinot Noir! 🍷 Cooking with wine is my specialty.Have you ever tried my Yakitore?	Can't say that I have been culinary entertained. Blonde! that makes both of us.It is Japanese skewer cooking!The chicken is basted with a sherry and a soy sauce. 🍢 1/2 teaspoon of shredded fresh ginger root will be the perfect combination.	I brought drinking wine so we could get slightly intoxicated and talk about the Asian girls.I drink beer with Sherry and Ginger. Why is it that all Asian girls have names that sound fun?Sherry is a versitale ingredient that brings out the best in almost any dish and Ginger is a spice that is soothing to the stomach!

 

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by Miller12, 7-03-17

 

Happy 4th Of July by Miller12 7-04-17
5HTP! Are you available for a July 4th visit from out of space? GABA! Fire up the grill and prepare for missile launch!		Wheelies and Barbecue Ribs! Happy Independence Day!

 

Pain Relief On The Go Go by Miller12 7-06-17
Freedom and Liberty! Courage,Strength,and Happiness!	Akitsushima! "Land Of The Dragonflies!."	Trex! Best Case scenario we could get free health care and start teaching proper english at local university! Tooms! COX-1 and COX- 2 Inhibitors.

 

Exercising Your Rights by Miller12 7-06-17
Captain! Splish Splashing I was taking a bath.🛁 Are you part of the badboy band I hired for the pool party? Blonde! The Police Department got a phone call about indecent exposure! The in-laws want a full report of who's who, what's what and where is your bullhorn?	Sir! All the girls are dressed appropriately. My bullhorn. 📣 Your alibi for tonight works into my time frame..If the boys at the department ask where I am tell them I am making the Frosty Run.	Captain! You are wearing a speedo. Blonde! Are you asking to see my license to carry?

 

👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻 by Miller12 7-07-17
The Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Survival Guide Check List!	Radio📻 Flashlight🔦 Dust Mask 😷Wrench🔧 Candy🍫 Crackers🍪	If a nuclear bomb explodes your going to need a nurse with first aid kit! 🚑 Intervention 💊 Boots👢 Hourglass Figure⏳Ghostwriter 😱@ Write My Journal.📒

 

✌ Peacekeepers ✌ by Miller12 7-08-17
ICBM! United States!	Russia! China!	North Korea! India!

 

Running Cleats 👟 by Miller12 7-08-17
Geek! What do you think of the innertravel ban? Afro! Its a good thing outerspace has its own space programming module and counterintelligence!	Jenni! It is mandatory there will be absolutely no sleeves in the House Of Representation. Lights On Or Off?	Have you seen my Lightsaber? Lights On!💡

 

Happy Guru Purnima

First Ladies must always bare their shoulders in public.Pay respect to their Guru and behave like a naughty school girl! Monk! When you said lets go for a hike up the mountain I knew it was going to be a lead role that would last a lifetime.

by Miller12, 7-09-17

 

The West Wing by Miller12 7-09-17
Martha! What are you Putin on your ritz crackers? Peanutbutter! Potus and I came outside for a breath of fresh air. First Ladies are looking for a new understudy. How do you feel about being a social secretary in The East Wing?	Is this the drop off zone? Little lunceon with Anonymous Hacker restores the American Trust!	Transporting contraband across state lines is like pouring english breakfast tea . Honesty Is The Best Policy!

 

Religious Exiles

New England and It's Six States! November 1620 Provincetown Harbor!

by Miller12, 7-09-17

 

Paradigm Shift

by Miller12, 7-09-17

 

Blitz & Bling by Miller12 7-10-17
Putin On The Ritz is going to be making an out of the blue appearance. Super Duper!	I havnt seen a Lyricist like that since Moses parted the red sea!	I flipped them the Ladybird and like magic my Johnson started to take flight. For 20 cents I will flip you the Hummingbird and call it a day!

 

20 cents on every dollar by Miller12 7-10-17
Matador! ITO EN!	I see by your enthusiasm that you tried the Japanese green tea.152 milligrams of Catechin.Unsweetened,all natural and no calories Sencha Shot! Bold	Martha! Thanks for the bold taste of a powerful antioxidant. Monkey! At the end of the day we will try Santa Barbara Mango Peach Salsa!

 

Pork Belly Sandwiches

A pig is just a pig by any other name is just a pig! 🐽 Fatso! Don't judge a pig unless you have walked in their hoofs. 🐖

by Miller12, 7-10-17

 

Odd Meeting You Here by Miller12 7-11-17
Klansman! Swordsman!	Oppositional Defiant Disorder! Your causing around this neck of the woods is bullying, but I agree with the rally. It is blasphemous disgrace to take down any statue of Robert E. Lee. The graffiti and Vandalism is also disturbing.Our Servicemen have family ties in the deep south.	This is a grey matter! Grey! That was the quickest costume change I have ever seen.This grey matter is up for discussion on "Stonewall" like the good old days!

 

Life On The Road

He Is In August Company! Consecrated One!

by Miller12, 7-12-17

 

Fresh Catch by Miller12 7-12-17
Cthulhu! Crab!	You smell like a swamp! If I smell like a swamp , you smell like a swamp.We are both sea creatures from another dimension.	Liquid Chlorophyll is a premium source internal deodorant.It Is Natures Way. King Crab! I was wondering why you are considered in high demand.. Now for that crab meat salad.Should be a nice meal!

 

Hula Hoop by Miller12 7-12-17
	Crab Cakes! Crab Legs!	Blonde! Where did you descend from? I didn't expect to see you for another Million Years! Cthulhu! I saw your undersea spearfishing pictures in an Illuminati Library Yearbook.

 

Celestial Coexistence

by Miller12, 7-12-17

 

There is no such thing as fake news by Miller12 7-13-17
There was an Imperial Grand Wizard sighting earlier this evening on the road to somewhere!	This is a live report on the road less traveled. Meanwhile St. Paul's Prep School is under scrutiny for sexual misconduct. Fathers beware that these young men are targeting your daughters.	Hazing rituals that include trying to have sex with younger girls.Yes! Mom bloggers some of your husbands have gone to this school. How young is young? My youngest is being scouted for her academics in sexual education!

 

Fake News Frontman

by Miller12, 7-13-17

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