All comics by Moltar

 

by Moltar
11-26-04
A battle!
Out of the way, Strife, I'm looking for Tidus.
Hey, us FF characters have to stick together. You want Tidus, you'll have to get through me.
What a fight!
Ok....FIGHT!
EYE POKE OF DEATH!
What a fight indeed.
AUGH! THE PAIN!
That's right GameFAQs, I just PWNED Mega Man.

 

by Moltar
11-26-04
You know what this is missing?
Tommy, I am a Ghost from the future, you can call me...CJ.
A ghost, huh? Did you bring any food?
No, I came to tell you that you will not be remembered forever. Someone will take the GTA franchise to all new heights.
Hmm, what was that? I'm to busy eating my Manwich.
80's music
This is impossible...
MANWICH FOREVER!

 

by Moltar
11-26-04
Rematch of the Century!
This time Conker, your ass is mine!
Fool! I shall defeat you and the age of Conkerzation will begin!
FYAAAAAAAH!
AHHHH!
AHHHHHHH!
7 Votes later...
I win!

 

by Moltar
11-26-04
Solid Snake!
Woah woah Snake, no need to pop up and point that thing at me.
Quiet Knuckles, I need to take out all of my opponents so I can win the Contest.
Always with the girls Snake...
But Snake...you wouldn't hurt me, right?
Woah....
Where's Sonic when you need him?
What the....aww crackers
*bang*

 

by Moltar
11-26-04
Back at Cloud's office...
I...love....you...too...baby.
Hey Boss! Whatchu typing up over there?
No more dead Aeris jokes...
I was sending something to my girl...er...mother.
Oooh, has da boss found someone new in his life?
Can you figure out who it is?
Quiet FanBoy! That's none of your business! Now make me some pie!
PIEPIEPIEPIEEPIE PIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIE PIEPIEPIEPIEPIE PIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIE

 

by Moltar
11-26-04
Kirby returns!
Hey Kirby! What happened to Squall?
Puyo! *points behind him*
Everyone loves Kirby!
HAHA! Aw man Kirby, you are TOO funny!
Mooo!
Only nobodies don't...
What a dumbass...
Puyo...

 

by Moltar
12-04-04
Problems with the characters...
Moltar, I want to know why I have been in so few comics this season.
Well, it could be because of...
Just what I need...
.......
That's right teach, Moltar skipped school today to work on comics! What a loser!
Oh wait, this is Auron vs. Ness?
About that...uh, I was not myself that day.
Your paycheck won't be itself either...

 

by Moltar
12-04-04

 

by Moltar
12-04-04
The Misadventures of Sephiroth!
Dear Sephy, can you please take out the trash for me, love mommy.
Oh man, I don't know what to do!
Episode 2
Suicide is my only option...
You can do it Sephy!
Entitled: Phailure
Alright! I did it!
YOU DUMBASS!

 

by Moltar
12-04-04
ROUND 2!
BIOKEN!
DIJIOKADEN!
FIGHT!
SAYMAODO!
WAAAAAAAH!
WINNER!
VICTORY!
=(

 

by Moltar
12-04-04
DK's back!
I am looking for TAILS! He has two tails, therefore he FAILS! Time to show him the power of ROCK!
Rock? Yo, yo, dats wack man. Watch me drop this....Hey, this is DK! We gon have a blast! This is DK, ain't coming in last. This is DK, betta run fast. This is DK, or Imma kick yo ass!
And this time troubling Dante
That was not MUSIC! That was nonsense to my EARS! I should send you to the party...in HELL!
Hey whitey! Don't make me shove this banana all da way up your narrow ass!
Oh well...nothing I can do.
You better not FOOL! That would be so UNCOOL!
Damn right, so Imma eat it. Be sure to pick up my new album, Jungle Jamz, dropping in stores Tuesday!

 

by Moltar
12-04-04
The story...
Hey Crono. I know you're a popular character, so I was wondering if you could get my name out around the people.
Sure, I'll help you get more votes.
of how Sora...
Snake, I want to tell you about Sora.....
Mmmm....what a sexy name...Sora...*spaces off*
got his popularity.
DUDE! There's this chick named Sora, we gotta vote for her and we'll get lovin!
Sweet! I'll go tell everybody I know!

 

by Moltar
12-04-04
Another Samus comic...
Uh....who are you?
I am Smaus! This time I have inherited the body of Sam Fisher!
That means somebody ends up dead.
You don't look like Sam Fisher at all.
SUCK ON DEEZ NUTS!
At a graveyard too...how ironic...
.....Rest In Peace, Bitch.

 

by Moltar
12-05-04
Link + Yoshi = ...
So you're saying you don't want to fight, you just want something to drink?
Exactly, I'm extremely tired from carrying Mario around all day.
LINSHI!
How is that anyway? I mean, I can't imagine that being a very...pleasing experience.
It's nice actually...Sometimes when I'm alone, I get off to thinking about him riding me...
Nah....that sucked.
...I think I'm going to be sick; off to the bathroom!
I'm off to the bathroom too.....for OTHER reasons!

 

by Moltar
12-05-04
Mario vs. Crono....
Time to get my revenge Crono! You won't be defeating me again!
Dude, I'm going to beat you so hard into the ground. Just you wait!
These two still hate each other.
FYAHBALL!
Generic RPG attack!
Here Comes the Pwn
Generic RPG at...Dammit Crono, you are a damned idiot. That wasn't even funny. It was stupid, like you are, you pathetic waste of pixels.
...

 

by Moltar
12-05-04
Gangsta Wars!
Why must we fight, when we can use our powers for good!
I agree, we could make humans lives so much better if we just fought for good!
Robots vs. Thugs
Yo, yo, shut up guys, I think they're about to attack.
What's your problem, man?
I'm not a thug!
Yo, they robots Moltar!
I can see that Ganon...

 

by Moltar
12-05-04
Watch out behind you!
I wonder how mother is...
Alright Magus, where is Frog?
That sneaky Snake, he's good...
Woah Snake! Don't need you sneaking up on me, and watch where you point that thing!
Playtime is over, tell me where he is right now or you're dead
But he can't keep his mind on the mission.
I'll make you a deal, don't kill Frog, and I'll set you up on a date with a smokin hot underaged girl.
......................... ................... ...........deal

 

by Moltar
12-05-04
The mystery solved!
I still don't know what you see in that loser Cloud.
He's nice and sweet and fun to be with...
Back at Cloud's Office....
Hehe, I love my Samus...
AH-HA! I found it out Boss, your dating Samus! HAHAHA!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Shut up Fan Boy. At least I can get a girlfriend.
FANBOY'S TEARS ARE FLOWING LIKE WATERFALLS!

 

by Moltar
12-05-04
The Misadventures of Sephiroth
Dear Sephy, can you kill that big bug, love mommy.
What bug?
Episode 3
FIESTA!
DIE BUGGY!
Entitled: Extermination
OH MY GOD! IT LIVES!
SOMBRERO!

 

by Moltar
12-09-04
They call him Sonic...
SONIC! Prepare to stay with your friends in HELL! Because that is where I am sending YOU!
Heh, nice try ROBOTnik, but you can't fool me with your disguise!
Doesn't look like a hedgehog....
I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, n00b!
Y helo thar tenacle pr0n!
So this is what hell is LIKE! And what the crap is THAT!?
UP DA BUTT!

 

by Moltar
12-09-04
Samus can't beat her clone...
I, your evil clone, am back Samus!
Oh great......Cloud!
But Cloud can!
What the.....Cloud?!?!AUUUUUGGGGGHHHH
Finger Point of Death!
He can also show a girl a GREAT time!
Being a winner is great!! My wildest dreams have been fulfilled!
...All we did was play SSB:M in our underwear...what a night indeed.

 

by Moltar
12-14-04
Link speaks to Crono
Hey, you got past the Big M, congrats.
Thanks Link. I finally put Mario in his place and shut him up.
Yeah...that sounds funny....
You know I'll have to destroy you know. I can't let you get away with beat the head mascot of my company.
Bring it on Link, I can take you too!
WHOAMG! Didn't see that coming!
BUT YOU CAN'T STOP.....THE REGGIE-LUTION!
...

 

by Moltar
12-14-04
We enter Snake's mind!
I can't believe my time in this Contest is up...
I have such good memories of being in it...
I should have seen this coming...
Awww...come on! I brought condoms this time!!!
Oh fine...
Shut up Mega...
Snake...I'm over here. Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE?!!??!!?
Mmmmm

 

by Moltar
12-14-04
The Misadventures of Sephiroth!
Dear Sephy, can you lend me your hammer? Love mommy.
Oh, where did I put that thing...
The Final Episode
Here it is....but all I feel is emptiness and pain. Why do I even exist anymore?
Oh yeah...for the Sephy fangirls. Darn them.
Entitled: Goodbye.
WTF is this? Who in the hell is sending me all these crazy webcomics of Sephiroth?
Ph33r me, for I Gordon Freeman, has just pwned the almighty Cloud Strife. I r t3h l33t!

 

by Moltar
12-14-04
This is bound to be an epic comic!
Ok Samus, I have now revealed myself in my true form. I will now defeat you once and for all!
...You mean that's your true form Smaus? Patheic...truly pathetic.
Hold the phone indeed.
Hold the phone, missy...the puppet's mine.
Fine, keep her. I don't care.
That's just....distrubing.
Please Ceejus....release me....
Never!

 

by Moltar
12-14-04
I really had no ideas.
Where is this place...and more importantly, what is that thing?
I have no clue Link...
Darn trolls and their tasks.
So you want to get past me, you must complete the trials three!
I <3 Dogs
Wanna just bash the *bark* out of it?
Nice *barking* idea.

 

by Moltar
12-14-04
Oh noes! Drama!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S OVER?!?!
I'm sorry Cloud, I just don't want to be with you anymore.
Wow, Cloud really phailed this time.
AND THAT'S WHY YOU DATE A CHESSBOARD?!?!
And close with a pwn.
ANGST BUBBLE!
It makes a better boyfriend than you ever did...

 

by Moltar
12-14-04
TEH FINALS!
I can't believe she left me...I feel so naked.
Maybe it's because your standing out her in your boxers!
The Best of the Best go at it...
You'll all pay...everyone from Nintendo. I will destroy everyone, starting with YOU, Link!
We used to be such good friends, and now it has come down to this...at LEAST put some damn clothes on.
In Part 2!
Holy Crap, you can see my danglies!
You're....Good Grief, be right back folks.

 

by Moltar
12-14-04
The Final Battle Begins!
Now I'm ready Link, time to DIE!
Bring it on Strife, playtime is OVA!
And the fight raged on for hours as the two fought brutally to see who was worthy of the title...Summer Contest Champion 2004...and in the end, only one man was left standing, and that man was.......
You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
Game. Set. Match.
Congrats Link, and thank you to the readers who actually took their time and read all these comics. See ya in 2005!

 

by Moltar
6-17-05
Bowser and Pyramid Head have a talk.
So this is the big bad Pyramid Head. I bet you weren't always so bad.
Hmmph, I had a rough childhood, Bowser.
Not about the birds and the bees.
HA HA! You go to Church!
Shut up, Cloud.
This is what getting picked on by Cloud does to you.
You got insulted by Cloud, so you turned into some psycho crazy person?
Dude! It was CLOUD! Of all the people, CLOUD STRIFE!

 

by Moltar
6-17-05
A match with a Star Fox character?
Only I have the brains to rule Lylat!
Oh snap Fox, it's Andross!
Expect lots of quotes.
You will die, just like your father!
What should we do Peppy?!
Especially the barrel roll one.
Uh, aren't you guys supposed to have Arwings?
DO A BARREL ROLL!

 

by Moltar
6-17-05
Ocelot vs....Snake?
Snake? What are YOU doing here?
I'm here to kill you, of course.
Where's Nemesis?
*hand-gestures*
You're stupid hand motions don't phase me, n00b.
Even Solid had a weakness.
Hello there, handsome.
OH NO, not an old, unattractive woman. How did he know?!!?

 

by Moltar
6-17-05
What the hell?
Mr. Creator sir, I don't want to live!
Shut up, I'm trying to watch what's going on in the next panel.
WHAT THE HELL?!
Come back to me, sweetie.
Dammit...I swear you better pay me good for this Wily.
Oh Japan, you so crazy.
No Mr. Wily! Kill me!
Will you guys be quiet! This is some hawt Ultros on Samus action!

 

by Moltar
6-17-05
The Misadventures of Sephiroth!
Alright! I got my letter from Moltar. Let's see what it says.
Dear Sephiroth, I will not give you a better sprite or will I stop telling about your Misadventures...
Season 2, Episode 1
Oh no, I should just end my life right now. There's no point in living only if you're going to be laughed at.
I don't even want to bother with reading the rest of this letter.
Entitled: Dignity
I guess I could go on though. I'm curious now.
THAT'S A HAMMER YOU IDIOT!

 

by Moltar
6-18-05
Lunar fans, turn away.
According to my notes, you must be Vergil. But you don't look anything like Dantizzle.
Dante sucks. This is MY own look. It's so hardcore and badass!
Well, I warned you.
Well, I'm ULTRA-FODDER MAN, and I'm representing Ghaleon here.
Oh snap, those Lunar fans are going to be pissed off. All 4 of them.
Don't come crying to me now.
YOU DISSED LUNAR, PREPARE TO DIE! LUNAR IZ TEH PWN!!11!11!112!shift!!
Great, not another one. Why do they even care?

 

by Moltar
6-18-05
Samus travels throughout the Chrono Trigger universe.
Hey Magus, have you seen Mother Brain around here.
No, but I must say Samus, you are looking mighty fine. *wink*
To not find what she was looking for...
Hey Crono! Have you seen Mother Brain lately?
Nah, I haven't. Say Samus, are you free Saturday evening?
...but something greater than she could ever imagine.
Frog...what the hell are we doing in here?
CAN I STICK THY PENIS IN YE?!?

 

by Moltar
6-18-05
In the hood.
This place looks dangerous Tenpenny. Why must we have our match here?
Shut up, foo!
There goes Liquid, always not shutting up.
Shut up...alot of people tell me that. They say I whine and complain too much. All I want to be is a reflection of perferfection.
U can't B perfekt, foo. Shut up fo' imma kick yo ass.
Time to get your glocks out!
But...AHHHHHHHHH!
Uh ohs, I jus' woofed yo ass Barky. Tenpenny ain't take no shiz from dogz.

 

by Moltar
6-18-05
Why is Kefka in a classroom?
Kefka came to our school!
I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE SCHOOL!
And why is he attracting little girls?
Hey, it's that Final Fantasy villain from that one game!
I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE FINAL FANTASY!
DOESN'T THIS CREEP YOU PEOPLE OUT?!?
You're a white person!
I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE WHITE PEOPLE!

 

by Moltar
6-20-05
More Luca auditions
So, why do you think you should be Luca Blight?
Well, as the King, I feel that I am worthy of taking your soul and making you serve me forever.
I just got King'D
....what?
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!
I'm her daddy.
Hey, I'm here to audition for the Sexy Catgirl.
Oh...right this way.

 

by Moltar
6-21-05
Time for another comic.
I am not Albedo! I am ULTRA-FODDER MAN! I will take you down Bison!
Dude, for the last time, I am not M. Bison. But I'm SO telling all my friends I met Albedo!
No Bison here.
Fool! I am ULTRA-FODDER MAN! Not that foolish Albedo!
I don't care! This stuff is gold!
YA RLY!
WHAOMG I'M TALKING TO ALBEDO!
O RLY?

 

by Moltar
6-21-05
I smell a series for Diablo.
You summoned me, Master?
Yes Diablo. I need you to take care of Ridley on the surface.
A sweet series of comics for Diablo.
YOU, MORTAL! Tell me where Ridley dwells and I will not kill you!
Well, I already...kinda beat him in my game.
CEEJ APPEARANCE WHOAMG
Then my task here is complete.
CJAYC CASTS BAN ON J00!

 

by Moltar
6-21-05
Ganondorf! Hurrah!
So...where is my opponent?
I'm right here!
Darn Giygas...stupid air.
Wait...I'm facing air?
I'm Gigyas! Ganondorf, prepare to die!
Don't pollute kids.
*pollutes*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

 

by Moltar
6-24-05
I know there are no girls on the internet.
Hey guyz! ^.^ liek, sup lol ^^
WHOAMG A GURL BUT I'M TOO DISTRACTED BY CATS'S PERFORMANCE AGAINST ANSEM TO CARE!
This is so cute! There's like chatting!
Yeah man! This match rox! C'mon CATS, you can win!
We SO need a CATS vs. Gordon Freeman match!
I love it when a plan comes together.
Alright CATS, we've showed them that you can win, now it's time to make it happen!
ALL YOUR VOTE ARE BELONG TO ME!

 

by Moltar
6-24-05
Wait, are we actually seeing Eggman?
I AM THE EGGMAN! IN CASUAL CLOTHES! I AM THE EGGMAN! AND EVERYONE KNOWS!
Ha ha! That's funny! You're funny!
No robots in his place now?
So...why do they call you Sin?
Because that's how my cookie crumbled!
Yeah, Sin is stoopid.
You...do know that you are on fire right?
And knowing is only half the battle!

 

by Moltar
6-24-05
The night before his match.
Hey Cloud, it's me Kuja, will you vote for me?
>>>>>>XD
Kuja tries to build some support.
Hey Mario, it's me Kuja, will you vote for me?
.................................... Final Fantasy characters sure are screwed up.
Back at Final Destination...
s0, tH4T iZ j0oR oPp0n3nT?!!
YEAH CRAZY HAND! I am going to own his ass! Not sexually though, cause he might actually like that.

 

by Moltar
6-24-05
Bowser wins this match.
Sigma, I have a question.
What is it Bowser?
Sigma's covering his robot privates.
Can robots be gay? Are there like...gay robots?
Bowser...I don't like with this conversation is going.
NOBODY EXPECTS NINJA & PIRATE!
I kick ass and be stealthy, and I'm all out of stealth!
I rape women and pillage lands, and I'm all out of land!

 

by Moltar
6-24-05
Why is Wily so damn happy?
*puts on wizard robe and hat*
Excuse me wizard, have you seen Ocelot around here?
I mean..just look at him!
Um...no?
Darn, I wasn't done experimenting on it yet!
More tentacle jokes!
Wait, so you aren't looking for me..er Revolver Ocelot?
No, Ocelot is what I call the tentacle I stick up my...er use to make robots.

 

by Moltar
6-24-05
The Misadventures of Sephiroth!
As I sit back in my recliner, I wonder what I could be doing if I had a better sprite.
I mean, does a high-profile character like me deserved to be degraded like this?
Season 2, Episode 2
GO TALK TO MOLTAR HIMSELF!
That is a good idea. I suppose seeing him in persom might be different from writing him a letter.
Entitled: Destiny
No.
Oh the agony!

 

by Moltar
7-14-05
Crono doesn't know what he got himself in to...
So you say you have already taken out Lavos for me? Thanks Crono, I really appreciate that.
No problem, man.
Nothing's worse than a talk with Liquid
I mean, it's one of the nicest things anyone has ever done for me. People usually just tell me to shut up and stop whining.
Uh...yeah...
A couple...days later.
...and my brother always got the better toys...why did father like him more? I was the better son.
...

 

by Moltar
7-14-05
It's a trap Wesker!
So...yeah. That's where the zombies and stuff are.
Thank you Kefka. I'll check out that mansion right away.
Kefka always plays dirty...
Ha, sucker. I HATE HATE HATE HATE SUCKERS!
WHAOMG AMBUSH
...I didn't mean THAT kind of dirty.
So, did you get him good, Pyramid Head?
Yes, now I demand my payment in the form of bills and women's panties.

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