Tails vs. Dante

Author: Moltar

Date: December 4, 2004

by Moltar
12-04-04
DK's back!
I am looking for TAILS! He has two tails, therefore he FAILS! Time to show him the power of ROCK!
Rock? Yo, yo, dats wack man. Watch me drop this....Hey, this is DK! We gon have a blast! This is DK, ain't coming in last. This is DK, betta run fast. This is DK, or Imma kick yo ass!
And this time troubling Dante
That was not MUSIC! That was nonsense to my EARS! I should send you to the party...in HELL!
Hey whitey! Don't make me shove this banana all da way up your narrow ass!
Oh well...nothing I can do.
You better not FOOL! That would be so UNCOOL!
Damn right, so Imma eat it. Be sure to pick up my new album, Jungle Jamz, dropping in stores Tuesday!