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by NGrassi22
8-27-04
There's the stiff, er, victim, sir...dead as a bag full of rocks.
And you say there are no signs of violence on the body?
Not a scratch. But judging from his expression, something unbearably horrible must've happened.
Damn...what could've been bad enough to make him drop dead like that?
Last viewed page...Stripmaker's new comic competition?

 

by NGrassi22
8-27-04
There's the stiff, er, victim, sir...dead as a bag full of rocks.
And you say there are no signs of violence on the body?
Not a scratch. But judging from his expression, something unbearably horrible must've happened.
Damn...what could've been bad enough to make him drop dead like that?
You evil little puppet bitch...I knew it was your little puppet pussy juice that killed that man...I knew it the whole time!

 

by NGrassi22
9-10-04
Bermuda's Board Of Travel knew they were screwed when an oil tanker spilt in the ocean, which would fuck up their recent string of ads with Bermuda having "Clearest and cleanest ocean in the world."

 

by NGrassi22
9-11-04
Brad...listen...I have...
What's the matter?
I have...genital warts! And it's highly contagious...even my dry humping continously.
Oh god! So that means...
Yes.
...all that dry humping for GENITAL WARTS!

 

by NGrassi22
9-11-04
The following scene had been removed from the theatrical release of "Stripcreator: The Movie". If it had not been cut, the movie would gain an NC-17 rating...which the studio did not like.
So, I went to the stripcreator chat today.
Also, it ruined the whole fucking flow of the movie.
AND FUCKED TOBOR!

 

by NGrassi22
9-11-04
George A. Romero presents..."Dawn of The Dead-Stripcreator"!
*zombie groans which sound like sex with a pig* Ughhh....Ughhh....
AHHH!
Ughh...ughh...
*immense fire power* BANG BANG matha facka!

 

by NGrassi22
9-11-04
The following scene had been removed from the theatrical release of "Dawn Of The Dead-Stripcreator". If it had not been cut, the movie would gain an NC-17 rating.
Maybeh if I jiggle my titties Mistah Zombie will not eat meh!
*jiggle jiggle*
ew.
No...that no worky.

 

by NGrassi22
9-12-04
Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Yer absolutely right...
But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you...
I ate your g0at.

 

by NGrassi22
9-12-04
Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Yer absolutely right...
But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you...
3 Hours Later
...and that is how you impregnate a goat.

 

by NGrassi22
9-12-04
Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Yer absolutely right...
But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you...
...I hate it when the raisin eat my nipples.

 

by NGrassi22
9-12-04
*schwang*
Make love to me! Now!

 

by NGrassi22
9-15-04
I hate being default.
Fuck you.

 

by NGrassi22
9-21-05
Guess what! I'm logging into Stripcreator for the first time in a year!
Didn't they hate you or something?
Fuck you.

 

To quote Biped, "Crust gets laid more than Vince Van Patten. It might as well call itself "Vince Van Patten Times A Million.""
by NGrassi22, 9-21-05

 

I WANNA TAP YOUR TIGHT PUSSY, MA! NOW!
If that's the case, you got another thing coming.
by NGrassi22, 9-21-05

 

by NGrassi22
9-22-05
When I grow up, I'm going to marry YOU, Mommy!
AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute?
20 Years Later...
Well, Mom...it's time. Let's get married.
Huh?
Rember kids, incestious relationships between mother and son often end up in spontaneous human combustion. So remember, be safe: do it with a sibling.

 

by NGrassi22
9-22-05
So, out of nowhere, one huge sack just hits me in the face! It was Ricky's camping sack!
One sack?
Camping was fun though, we had a ball!
I KNOW YOU'RE DOING THIS JUST TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT HAVING ONE TESTICLE.

 

RAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
Let's take it easy on the cornholing today, Tobor. My back hurts.
by NGrassi22, 9-22-05

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