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by NGrassi22
11-04-03
Halloween Night...
Halloween seems so dull this year...
No humans to eat...it's like everyone is losing Halloween spirit.
Well, except for those Necrophallics...

 

by NGrassi22
11-05-03
As Indy surveys the area...
He notices the human popsicle.
What a precidiciment...I must save this mans life!
But, Indy does have A.D.D.
Help...me...
Shiny...

 

by NGrassi22
11-05-03
As suicide creeps into Joe's mind...
Trust me...suicide ISN'T the anwser.
So...I wrote this for nothing?
Loser...always believes me...
You know what...screw this.
?
Ow.

 

by NGrassi22
11-05-03
Ok...now, first take off my bra, and then my undies!
So, this whole lesbian thing is gonna work out between us? Ok...
I can't look...my own sister... lesbian. Chess will now also remind me of lesbians...!
Hey...maybe chess ISN'T to bad if I think of OTHER girls...sweeet.
He's he going to jack-off on me now?

 

by NGrassi22
11-16-03
As Butch sorts out his life predicitments...
Hi Murry.
Butchy, hey.
Macy called...she doesn't wanna date anymore...
So, what'd you gonna do?
...Kill her...
Why do I ask...

 

by NGrassi22
11-16-03
As Butch confrotns his past love.
Macy...hi.
Is that a KNIFE?
Uh huh. And do you know WHY I am here?
Uh...
Because I gave you crabs?

 

by NGrassi22
11-16-03
As Butch talks to Murry about the situation at hand.
I'm moving.
To where?
Me and Macy are getting back together. I'm moving in with her.
Didn't you just try to kill her?
Ahh, we talked about our differences, and finally decided we loved each other.
Is this your average love, or that freaky deaky serial killer love..?

 

by NGrassi22
11-17-03
As Butch and Macy explore their relationship...
Wow...this Kama Sutra book is pretty interesting...
And what ARE you getting at, Butch?
Well Macy, if we want to get closer, we are going to have to try new things.
But Butch, Kama Sutra is pretty complicated...we just started a new relationship!
So that's a no...
I'm just saying we can always stick to the basics...doggy, missionary...

 

by NGrassi22
11-17-03
As Butch remembers his child hood.
I was always an out cast...never loved...never played with.
But maybe it was that time me and Little Jimmy played baseball, and I shoved the bat down his throat...
But of course, it could of been that time I beat my teacher to death...

 

by NGrassi22
12-02-03
Butch tries his love...
Macy...I bought you flowers...
Jesus! Anymore friggin' flowers and my house'll be a jungle, for christ sake!
Here, she goes, bitching away.
Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch
Let's have sex.
...

 

by NGrassi22
12-03-03
The young Butch and his Tv days.
Fucking American Idol...
Just fucking pisses me off...
What? Rubin's better than that fuck! Don't vote him off!

 

by NGrassi22
12-03-03
Butch sorts out his differences with the age old Kris Kringle.
Hello...Kris.
Who are you?
You don't remember poor little Butch, that Christmas, when all I got was an I.O.U. note from you?
Why...No....Butch? Who's Butch?

 

by NGrassi22
12-03-03
Butch and his hates...
What the izzy fazizzle is upizzle, hommie?
Fie dolla!
Yo hommie jus leave! She no like you!
Fie dolla, biatch!
Fucking accents...they piss me off.

 

by NGrassi22
12-03-03
Dcomposed and why we ALL hate him.
Since I have nothing better to do, I guess I should just bitch about other people, since my comics suck anyway.
I'm gonna tell everyone why I hate other people, even though these comics suck terribly, and since I suck cock too! Yay! Hooray for the internet!
Wow! I feel so proud I made fun of other people. Now let me go back to sucking cock and talking to my necrophelliac self.
Oh, this fucking guy again...for christ sake, back the fuck away, you gay fuck!

 

by NGrassi22
12-03-03
A speacial report...
Welcome, to the VERY disturbing edition of "Cock Ho, Dcomposed". Today, we have found out terrible news. Dcomposed's self esteem has lowered, due to fught with the average online teen.
If anyone did care about his comics, maybe he would feel better, but alas....no. Nope. Nada. Robtnik died? But here is the re-enactment of what we saw today.
Wow...dissing people online is fun...I'm gonna get NGrassi22 back by telling him he's doing the same thing to me! weee hooooo! Fuck....to bad he doesn't like the cock....shit.
Fie dolla, or I chop yo head off, and get my chinie motha fockas on yooo!

 

by NGrassi22
12-03-03
Le dog on le ball...
...Cuz he's a retarded as a cock sucking dog on a ball!

 

by NGrassi22
12-03-03
Dear Dcomposed...
Admittance is the first step. Telling us your favorite website, hugecocks.com, is the first step towards being the full on homo sexual.
So keep on sucking and intimidating....and making crappy comics. Since it's all your good for.
My chinie sista is riight!

 

by NGrassi22
12-04-03
And with this magic hat, you'll come alive.
Hotdiggity, I'm alive!
What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty?
Hmmm...
Atleast I ENJOYED it.

 

by NGrassi22
12-04-03
The meeting.
Hey, Dcomposed.
Hi, Ngrassi22.
Yep...
Heh.

 

by NGrassi22
12-04-03
Dcomposed, help! My eyes...they burn!
What's wrong, NGrassi22?
I don't know!
Heh...
You probabbly saw Boinky naked.

 

by NGrassi22
12-04-03
Hi people, Dcomposed here...uh, NGrassi22 isn't here yet...I don't know when he's coming...
You know what...I'm gonna go find him.
Dcomposed? Dcom? Where are you?

 

by NGrassi22
12-04-03
NGrassi? NGRASSI??
DCOM? WHERE ARE YOU?
Oh, there you are.
AHHH!
Sorry, did I scare you?
No! Boinky is standing behind you naked!

 

by NGrassi22
12-04-03
He Dcomposed...I died my hair...how's it look?
HOLY SWEET JESUS....WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
It's me...NGrassi22
Oh. Hey.
Look. Now I'm black.
Damn fucking magicians...

 

by NGrassi22
12-04-03
Wow..that lesbian sex was great.
I've had expirience.
But were'nt you male before I *magically* changed you?
I never said I was male...
See your male.
I didn't take off my pants yet.

 

by NGrassi22
12-04-03
So, take off your pants...there's a dick underneath...I think.
Not here...those people will see.
Ok? They cant see us. Now, drop 'em!
Ok...here goes..Hey! Since when was that there!
Told you!
Why are you black again?

 

by NGrassi22
12-04-03
The bus stop...always a prime resource for the low-lifes of humanity.

 

by NGrassi22
12-04-03
But as I sit and wait, I too am considerd a bus stop low-life.
But alas, who am I one to judge?
Who am I to tell the resource of all human-
Hey, kid. Why don't you just shut up while your ahead.

 

by NGrassi22
12-04-03
Who are you?
Hey, chill out. What's your damage?
Well, I don't know you.
Chill out, I'm not gonna do anything.
Oh, ok.. so do you wanna ta-
Get the fuck into my car before I blow your fucking brains out.

 

by NGrassi22
12-05-03
A Message About AIDs.
Safety. We're faced with it everyday.
Like wearing a seatbelt when you drive you car. Common sense, right?
Right. So why can't everyone wear a condom during sex? Not everyone uses a condom. It should be common sense. And it stops AIDs. Help stops AIDs. Protect yourself and your partner. Use a condom.

 

by NGrassi22
12-05-03
That's what a coffin is like. Dark. Nothing. AIDs can kill you if you don't wear a condom during sex. So it's your choice. Dark nothingness, or a condom during sex. Your life. Your desicion.

 

by NGrassi22
12-06-03
Day one of winter...
Hmmm....I think my snow man looks pretty good...
Day two of winter...
Hello. I am Farther Ralph.
Oh crap...a priest.
20 minutes later...
Don't go into that church...
That's ice...right?

 

by NGrassi22
12-06-03
WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
Cock cock cock cock
Dcom ate a baby...!
Dan stop eating poor children!
Hey NGrassi.
Heh...

 

by NGrassi22
12-06-03
I made another Why I Hate comic...
WANGS!

 

by NGrassi22
12-06-03
Boinky
Boinked
His Mom...and Pa'.
And me...for fie' dolla!

 

by NGrassi22
12-09-03
Boy, this year is going to be an interesting one.
Why, boss? Production is through the roof, and morale has never been better since we all switched to Geico.
That's just it. The Naughty Index is up to 89% this year! We're overstocked!
Holy Jizz Turrets, Santa! What are we going to do?
See this pussy in my hands? Nice and soft. It's also warm.
THAT'S why your on the naughty list.

 

by NGrassi22
12-09-03
I hate my stripcreator life...I wish I could start over.
I wish I could start over...I was a stuid noob.....
Can I apologize? Can I start on a "clean slate"? Can I preten it never happened...Probabbly not...But to all...I was stupid, and I am SORRY.

 

by NGrassi22
12-09-03
Behind "The Ring" - Samara's Social Life.
Why doesn't anyone call ME?

 

by NGrassi22
12-12-03
Miranda tries to show the modern culture how life should be...
Hey there Gabe.
Miranda? When did you dye your hair...and get that tattoo?
Yesterday. It's to signal my rebellence to the modern pop culture, to show that men don't only like perfect women with perfect bodies, and that models are not perfect.
How about you re-think your rebellence?

 

by NGrassi22
12-12-03
Welcome to Channel 3 News. Today ur top story involves a shooting in New York City. John?
Thank you Linda. We have witnesses that say the shootings started because of drugs. Here's one of the witnesses now. So what did you hear and see?
Well, my Boy Scout group was walking, when we heard a BANG and then a BOOM and then we saw some guy ont eh flor rolling around like "AHH! AHHH!".
Any other witnesses, John?

 

by NGrassi22
12-12-03
Wow. You were really badly drawn.
I wouldn't be talking if I were you. Your a stick figure.
Heh...

 

by NGrassi22
12-12-03
What? It's my bathing suit.

 

by NGrassi22
12-13-03
It's Jesus! Why are you in Jail?
Oh, you know, they want prayer out of school, and then I still owe the Mafia some money, so I caught guilty having connection with the mob...you know, the usual.
So, is it nice here?
Well...
...have you ever seen that TV show "Oz"?

 

by NGrassi22
12-13-03
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Stupid noob...

 

by NGrassi22
1-22-04
Paris Hilton is a moron. If your gonna make a sex tape, don't let it get out to anyone...and don't give it to anyone, either!
You sold the tape, didn't you?

 

by NGrassi22
1-22-04
Paris Hilton is a moron. If your gonna make a sex tape, don't let it get out to anyone...and don't give it to anyone, either!
You sold the tape, didn't you?

 

by NGrassi22
1-29-04
Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me?
Sure! I'll be right over!
Father James, why are you dressed like that?

 

by NGrassi22
7-06-04
The return of Ngrassi sparks interest...sort of.
So, uh, Ngrassi...where have ya been?
Around. I started campagning for president.
Really? You, President?
I've thought about it, and yes, pres. It feels so right.
You? The future President of the United States?
Yes. Me. I am the future of America. Stock up on food.

 

by NGrassi22
7-06-04
HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag!
GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY!
Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something!
Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen?
Oh god! A fate worse than death! Sinead O'Connor!

 

by NGrassi22
7-06-04
You know...we're famous.
What are you talking about?
Listen, every time one of those stripcreator people go to make a comic, they see US, right?
What, you think we're famous because they see us all the time?
Well of course! EVERYONE must know us!
Fine, but for christ sake, look at me, not THEM...damnit...

 

by NGrassi22
7-06-04
Did it ever phase to you that we live in a box, for other peoples enjoyment?
I mean, we're just here to make THEM laugh! How cruel is that?
Shut up.

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