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by Okay
5-24-05
May I help you with something sir?
Yall shut up yous mustin being one tharm english varments Ive seen yous type! And franklys I don like m!
I am terribly sorry sir. May I take your order.
Wud you call me?!
I beg your pardon! Were you adressing me my fine fellow?
Shut up! You called me Order I've been called that before you heartless jerk! I outta kick you in the sitty pom!

 

by Okay
5-25-05
Your so dumb you tripped over a cordless phone! Ha Ha Huffry Huckle berry!
Oh ya your so dumb you dont even know what the square root of 72.6 is! Ha!
As funny as that was... you got something grody on your face! Oh wait thats your nose! HA HO HUcklened ice man hucklend ice!
Oh ya well you dont even know what 78 - (6+4) divided by 13.4. is! Ha Ha HA Ha Hs !
Ya I do! Its 12 teen! Oh I just dissed you you thought I did not know the answer but I did! Loser! Ha
Dude 12 teen is not a number reject!

 

by Okay
5-25-05
Dude you dissed that snowman out of his mind! You kick!
Ya I know! Kick what?!
No I'm sorry I did not mean to offend you! I swear!
Kick?!
No I did not mean please dont kill me!
How would you like it if I called you kick?!

 

by Okay
5-30-05
oh you sly dog you! You used me as bait so you could escape! Genius, Genius, Genius I say!
Hey! you were soposed to no get out how did you do that?
How do you think I sexually harass five children in different places of the world at once! Ya slap happy faggot!
Clever, Clever, Clover, Cleaver! You really are a fag so what your saying is you have a clone in that jail?
No! Silly what do you want to do now?
Ugh!

 

by Okay
6-01-05
hold it right there citizen! You look mighty conspicuous!
Move away or i am calling child abuse!
I am child abuse!
Well that is horrible! stay back you nave or I will call the national guard!
I am the national guard! On yonder hilltop lies yonder bear I will shoot him with my la shotgun!
He heh triscuts!

 

by Okay
6-03-05
Tanks! I mean thanks for walking me to my home! Now we can play rugby on the lawn!
That would be great! Me yall are creating quite a friendship! Applebees sucks! Oh and by the by, I think nothing will come between us!
tap tap tap tap tap tap tap!
Exept this here line!
Now don't get yer boxers all bundled up! I have seen this before! all ya have to do is tap yer shoe on the ground seven! Times!
Yay! Do you know how to capture fossilized cashew nuts?
I used ta could!

 

by Okay
6-04-05
oh this is refreshing, i havn't bathed in months... YEARS!!!
yah fellow faggot we are under water and the salt is probably seeping through your beerd and giving birth to sea critters
hu hu! well im inventing cologne that smells like the beach.
dude the beach smells like dead fish and toxic waste, not to mention theres dead carkises lying all over the ocean floor
you forget the smell of salty whale blubber being eroded into oil
thank you for correcting me fellow faggot. i say let us go harvest shark poo and set it free in the wild and see if it leaves a trail.

 

by Okay
6-08-05
what can i do ya for, sammy mcbunce?
i'll have a corn dog without the corn, and a hamburger without the ham!
we don't sell that nonsense here, although we do have napkins without the nap!
no, i'd rather have a corn dog with a creamy soy center, and remove the sugar from the corn with a syringe.
man this is fast food, we don't do that.
well then FORGET mcdonalds, i'll go to mcsoy next door!

 

by Okay
7-07-05
supper oh golly me my homie G! Look at that herd of cows!
Heard of what?
Cows.
Heard of cows of course I've heard of cows
Carnatinian zalzabarian clam chowder Will Smith Sucks!
Perhaps! But is he as bad as Hayden Christiansen?!

 

by Okay
8-03-05
Oh! Im so glad you could come! Well Im going to get right to the point I think someone is trying to kill me!
Sir I must inform you that I am a detective not a bodyguard!
My life is at stake! There are people who want my money! it is almost christmas and my children are coming over for dinner! I just couldn't die on christmas near my children! it would not be polite!
Who do you think is trying to kill you?
My children! You see I made a will and gave alot of money to all of them but the sooner I die, the sooner they get the money so they will try and kill me!

 

by Okay
8-03-05
Simion the richman:this is Henry, the oldest and his wife pennelope. Henry is very greedy and always has been. He ran away 12 years ago to marry pennelope and I have not heard from him since.
This is Johnathan the middle son and his wife Cleopatra joined the peace core and gave money to the sick and hungry. Cleopatra or Cleo for short, has a fascination with gardens and such.
This is Clarence and his wife Zoe. Zoe never liked me as a father in law or friend and she smells like soup crackers. Clarence however is a faggot and I dont know why he is coming to my house.

 

by Okay
9-03-05
hey kids the subject we are going to do is why it is important to raise your hand in school Now i need want 900 word paper on why it is important to raise your hand by tomarrow!!!!!!!!hahahahah
dude you wanna go paintballing tomarrow.
i was ganna go milk my friends cow and then abuse his llama but if your asking me on a date then sure i can make room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mr.blaine do i still have to do the paper and no it is not a date!
well i think papers are very important "butt sence' this our first date i am sure i can make an acception!
dude i am a little creeped out so please stop hitting on me, i just want to shoot you in the head with a paint ball gun, and you cant where a helmet

 

by Okay
11-01-05
buenos hello. I am a flight commander of the Kansas naval academy.
Fart!
You drive a hard bargain, but I am sure I could make room in my day planner.
Now! Do it now.
*Fart*
I give a 7 out of 10 on the chefmograph.

 

by Okay
11-01-05
So how is life?
You almost stepped on me!
Y-Your a little big to step on man I was not even close to stepping on you.
Hey watch where yo shaking that salt man im nutrixious you don't want that kind of calcium flowing through your blood do you? I'll give you a wish.
Im a wishing I was dead.
Eat me.

 

by Okay
11-01-05
Trick or treat! Ugh what are you doing here marshal? you don't live here.
I do now the land lord bet me I could'nt swallow a whole yam, but I did. So now I live here.
What ever. What kind of candy you got for me.
Candy! Candy! Pish Posh I got yams and deep fried banana bread. Take your pick.
Ugh your toxic marshal. I am going down to the next house! Bye you sorry excuse for a baby.
You wont find any candy there. They all bet me I could'nt swallow a yam. Besides I cut off there food and water supply.

 

by Okay
4-29-06
Yelp!
What you yelping fer?
I aint yelping I'm helping!
Well help me by getting a life!
There is a storm a brewin! Why don't you step in?
I'll tell tell you why! Thats not my house, and it's not yours either!

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