Soy, Martial

Author: Okay

Date: June 8, 2005

by Okay
6-08-05
what can i do ya for, sammy mcbunce?
i'll have a corn dog without the corn, and a hamburger without the ham!
we don't sell that nonsense here, although we do have napkins without the nap!
no, i'd rather have a corn dog with a creamy soy center, and remove the sugar from the corn with a syringe.
man this is fast food, we don't do that.
well then FORGET mcdonalds, i'll go to mcsoy next door!