All comics by Pc007

 

Financial Independence Day by Pc007 7-05-04
Hey buddy, do you have any spare change? Nope.	I can hear it jingle in your pocket. That isnt spare change.	What is it, then? My change.

 

Salad Fad by Pc007 7-05-04
My doctor says I need to lose weight...what do you have that's healthy?	We have a salad with wilted iceberg lettuce, bacon, cheese, a slice of tomato and croutons. I'll take that, with extra bleu cheese dressing.	You realize that's like 40 grams of fat and iceberg lettuce has about as many nutritional benefits as water, right? Okay, make it two.

 

Res Ipsa Loquitor by Pc007 7-05-04
Dude, you really need to lose some weight. I would, but I hurt my back three years ago.	You know, must soft-tissue back injuries fully resolve in six weeks. Yeah, I don't know why but mine never got better.	Kinda makes me wonder if that extra sixty pounds you're carrying up front has anything to do with that. I told you--I'd exercise, but my back is killing me!

 

Medical Breakthrough by Pc007 7-05-04
Hey did you hear? A new report came out saying that men who masturbate more than once-a-day have a lower rate of prostate cancer? Yeah, that's like the best news ever.	Just think...we could wipe out prostate cancer!	Hell, I wiped it off four times today already.

 

Estrada by Pc007 7-05-04
Oh, my god! I can't believe it! I saw Erik Estrada when I was up in L.A. He was probably hard to miss, since he's so fat now.	I know--I wouldn't have recognized him if it hadn't been for all the middle-aged women smothering him. I think he went from being in CHiPs to eating chips.	No kidding. He went from playing Ponch to having a paunch.

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