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by RedfeatheR
8-22-05
oooonnnnnnne... TWWOOOOOOOO...
Ready or not here I CUM!!!
*CLICK*
Dahnks fowah dah nodice assole

 

by RedfeatheR
8-23-05
Aren't you afraid she'll catch us?
Nothing to worry about. I put her in the other room watching Mr. Magoo with subtitles... It makes her feel superior
I smeww senx an gandy
Oh, Magoo, you've done it again!

 

by RedfeatheR
8-23-05
GIVE TOBOR "C"
"R"
"O"
"N"
ggggoooOOOO
CRONHO-- RRAAARRRR!!!! DAMIIIIIIIIT!!!! TOBAR CANNOT TEH SPEEEEEELLL!!

 

by RedfeatheR
8-23-05
NONO IT'S JUST--
ahm teoo ugly?
NONO IT'S JUST--
ahm teoo stewpid?
NONO IT'S JUST--
HAY JASPER! YOU WUS RAAT. HE'SA HOMOSEECSYOUUL

 

by RedfeatheR
8-24-05
NO BILL! I SAID NO!!!
shhhfck....
T..w.en..t...y yea..rs and I feel like a rapist

 

by RedfeatheR
8-24-05
Ok... some Jujyfruits... and what else will you be hav--
JUJYFRUIT!!!
yes but what ELSE do you wa-
JUJYFRUIT!!!

 

by RedfeatheR
8-24-05
I mean... I love Linkin Park and all, but what are we going to listen to when we're, like, 70?
Yeah, I've been wondering about that too. Like, will we listen to that stuff over the intercomm at the old folks homes?
I just can't imagine that...
I can...
August 24, 2055 at any nearby nursing home
I WON'T BE IGNORED!!!
Give it up Agnis. They can't hear you... Just throw your diaper into the corner

 

by RedfeatheR
8-24-05
THAT'S IT!!! You're grounded for ETERNITY!!!
How long is that?
Imagine a ball of TITANIUM the size of the EARTH. Then imagine a DOVE, that, once every MILLION years flies past the ball, tipping its wing tenderly upon the ball’s surface…
…when that BALL is DUST you can leave your room…
Now go change your pants and get to bed

 

by RedfeatheR
8-24-05
What are you in for?
Because if I come out my Dad will not speak to me anymore
AWW, Nonsense! He would be proud of you because you did your time and came out wiser and with a lesson learned
You seem so very understanding
What's your sign?

 

by RedfeatheR
8-25-05
what do you mean the condom broke...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE COMDOM BROKE?!
this is no good ... ... ...I hate eggs...

 

by RedfeatheR
8-25-05
Do I have... hmm yes... hmm.. and it's a valid question... hmm... and funny too... hmm
hmm hmm hm
NO I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING WEEDBURGERS

 

by RedfeatheR
8-26-05
YEEEyahh
WH00P WH00P!!
WH00P WH00P!!
muthafuckin'
WH00P WH00P!!

 

by RedfeatheR
8-26-05
BOW wOW. bADDA dA DAA DA DA da da DUh badda dA BadDA DA duH DUH DAH!
stopit
WANNA Woww WAnAA nuh nuh nuh wanna nuh nuh nuhnuhnuh NA nuhnuhnuh NA nuhnuhnuhNA! DUH DUh du do do do du do do do duh dododo DAH!
please stopit
NEneNEneNENne ENNEENNENENe NNENen ne EN en EN eN EneNENeen Ene NE en ENe NE ne EN en EN en ENeEEneN Ene NE ne ENne N enE Ne NE ne NE Ne NAW
STOP IT!! STOPITSTOPITSTOPIT!!! THAT FUCKING RACKITT AHHHHHH I'M PISSING MY PANTS RIGHT NOW! I'M PISSING MY PANTS AND YOU WON'T STOP PLAYING!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

 

by RedfeatheR
8-27-05
**BOOM BOOM BOOM** WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!!
OH NO!
Who is it Doug?
*BOOM BOOM BOOM* OPEN UP YOU SICK BASTURD!!!
They've found me out!
Found out what? I don't understand?! What's? TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!?
*BOOM BOOM BOOM* YOU'RE GONNA BE SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES TONIGHT DOUGY-BOY
It's not what you think...
c.c.cc....c..cc...c. ..you sonofabitch... ...get the hell out...

 

LOOK! For the LAST time that's not your penis bulging in you pocket! There's no way it's that big!
YES, it most certainly IS, because I have a BONER
by RedfeatheR, 8-27-05

 

by RedfeatheR
8-27-05
why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on
STOP WATCHING ME PEE!!!
why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on Holy shit that's so gross

 

by RedfeatheR
8-27-05
uummm... I DON'T think that GOD'S gonna like a LASER pulled on him
WOAH!
%$^ (^&#^) )@@!!! $%!^%&#!!!
"Next..."
Go ahead man. Go to hell... ...hey but if it WORKS lemme borrow that thingy. I died playing BASEBALL with BABY DOG fetuses

 

by RedfeatheR
8-28-05
...same thing that they should start saying about long necks...

 

by RedfeatheR
8-28-05
I need $53 to pick up some clothes from alterations
I only have $619
...can I--
NOOOO!
That was rude
Oh, I'm sorry... no THANK you

 

by RedfeatheR
8-28-05
I'm gay
...but not for you
THIS IS THE WORST NEWS EVER!!!

 

by RedfeatheR
8-28-05
Am I beautiful?
Havn't you heard that one Christina Aguilera song?
I think she is a lesbian
She kissed Madonna at the VMAs that one year
Get the hell out of town! So did Brittany Spears!!! mothafuckin' SCANDALOUS!!!

 

by RedfeatheR
8-28-05
It's bright outside
And yet you're still GAY and long for your father's acceptance EVEN THOUGH he will never EVER give it , much LESS love you
God it's fucking bright out

 

by RedfeatheR
8-28-05
I got us a gig for tomorrow night
effing ROCK!
But they think our band name will not attract a crowd
Of COURSE it DOESN'T!!! It might as well be, "Wayne & WAN !5 teh suxX0rz! I CAN HEAR THEM ALL NOW!!! "I will fuxX0r j00 up, then j00 will phj34r me!"
Are our fans suddenly l337?
SHIT THE FUCK UP YOU JIZZGARGLER!!!

 

by RedfeatheR
8-28-05
What is love?
It begins as all fires do, a spark soon ignited into a blaze of warmth and colorful delight. Holding hands, becoming friends, earning trust and futures once again looking bright.
Loneliness turned to hope, emptiness filled up with dreams. Hunger satisfied, and the darkness lit by love's moonbeams. Tears no longer hit the ground; they fall on someone's shoulder.
Feeling young, as you grow older. When sorrow leaves you wilted as a sun-parched rose, comfort is a river that flows and flows. The sun's light, the morning dew, they are all the beauty tha--
BABY DON'T HURT ME!!! DON'T HURT ME!!! NO MORE!!!

 

by RedfeatheR
8-28-05
Dude we're ON A REAL LIFE SPACESHIP!!!
I am so STOKED!!! What does THIS button do?
Did you say you were POKED?
ITOLDYOUTHAT WASJUSTADREAM!!!

 

by RedfeatheR
8-28-05
..n.nn...no... BOTH of them?
yes... I'm afraid so... ...but you know what they say...
Two for me... none for you...
...basterd... you owe me a twix

 

by RedfeatheR
8-28-05
Every porpoise has a purpose
Every goat will stand and gloat
Ab-out how he's such a gloomy gus
AND HIS PENIS WILL TEH BLOOOOOOAT!!!!
nice finish
It came from the heart

 

by RedfeatheR
8-28-05
FUCKING CHECK YOUR OWN FUCKING--
--mate you fucking.... shit

 

by RedfeatheR
8-28-05
you know...
even though he said, "I say it’s duck season... And I say fire"... doesn't mean--
I KNOW............. ......... i know

 

by RedfeatheR
8-28-05
Thank you for helping my with my landscaping Tobor. You've been an outstanding shining example of how any old TOBOR can turn into a model citizen.
thankyou
Now for your reward... Let me see what I have here... hhmmm this should be enough for one of the cornholes you're always raving about
Ah, yes! A nice nickel for the young man... Go buy a kernel of corn and plant it in a hole. Have patience TOBOR.... And what do we say?
THANKYOU!!!

 

by RedfeatheR
8-28-05
That pumpkin is ALIVE I tell you! and it's gonna move again I just KNOW it...
*nudge*
AH HA!!!
That was just the wind!!
Lucky for YOU, my little friend... lucky for you...

 

by RedfeatheR
9-06-05
We take you now live to New Orleans for a up close and personal update from Stone... Stone?
Thank you, Tom
The scene is that of chaos and mayham. This city ripped to shreads... people raping, looting and killing...
The only place these people can find solice is in Houston. The Texans have helped these people find and regain the pride they have been without for a long while.
Live from New Orleans at the Super Bowl Houston - 3, New Orleans 28

 

by RedfeatheR
9-08-05
Well, what do you do for fun?
I molest children
let's start over

 

by RedfeatheR
9-08-05
Why don't you tell me a little bit about your j--
Look, I'm just a biochemist. I spend most of my time in a glass jar. I drive a Volvo, a beige one. But what I am dealing with here is one of the most deadly substances the earth has ever known.
...where?
In the open containment unit behind us

 

by RedfeatheR
9-08-05
My ass had become its own entity and it's merged with my thighs like a hostile corporate takeover. My waistline resembled Buddha's without a trace of his insight or spirituality. I can't even--
Ma'am
Why can't you have babies any more? Is it because they're scared of you?

 

by RedfeatheR
9-08-05
I, Varg Vikernes, of church burning, murderous, black metal fame, am the most EVIL of all!
No way! I Nergal, Sumerian god of plague, am the most EVIL of all!!!
Hey boys. I'm Paris Hilton.
Hey Paris. I'm jacking off under my pants.
VARG!!! STOP BEING SELFISH AND FONDLE MY BLUE-VEINED JUNKET PUMPING DINGDINGS AS WELL!!!

 

by RedfeatheR
9-08-05
Based on a actual report on Next@CNN.
I put tiny cameras in the heads of animal penises to study their behavior.
The cameras only stay on their heads about an hour, though.
So I have a lot of footage of them running away.

 

by RedfeatheR
9-09-05
awwwwww YEAH awwwwwww f'SHO aaaAAwwwwwwwwwWWWWW SOMETIMESYOU FEELLIKEANUT!!!
*CLICK*
Sometimes you don't!
For the 37th time, If you're going to warn me, don't do it THAT way
WADDAYAWANT THEN?!? "I'm about to SPLOOJIZZLE all over you FACE!" Cos that's what I WANT to SAY you DUMB BITCH! But NO! I’m losein' dignity tryin’ ta be CUTE! Is that OK with you, you CASTironWHOR
your tail twiches a mile a minute when you're angry

 

by RedfeatheR
9-09-05
I'm going out
You NEED to stop GOING out and start COMING out you gay BITCH!!! I'm going to have a party while you're gone
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BOOP**THWEEP*BEET*BOOT*BOOP*
HELLO!!!
Come to my teh PARTY!!!!
YAY!!! FOR THE CORNHOLIIIIIIIIIING!!!
YYYAAYYY!!! WHAT'S THAAAAAAAT!!!

 

by RedfeatheR
9-09-05
Secretary Chertoff and I just finished a meeting with Secretary Rumsfeld, General Myers, other members of my Cabinet
There's a lot of aid surging toward those who have been affected: millions of gallons of water, millions of tons of food. We're making progress about pulling people out of the Superdome.
There's an issue right now at the convention center of New Orleans that General Honore briefed us on. We're trying to get food and medicine to the convention center.
A lot of people are working hard to help those who have been affected, and I want to thank the people for their efforts. The results are not acceptable. I'm headed down there right now. I'm looking fo
mr. president, the camara is over HERE... this way*
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by RedfeatheR
9-09-05
ohno
I SAaaaAAID,... "But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the EAST, and Juliet is the SUN"
uuhh WINE?
WINE!?
YOU DRUNKEN BITCH, JUST SAY THE LINE!!!

 

by RedfeatheR
9-09-05
Dogonball and TehClown aren't talking to one another... TehClown wants to knock Dogonball OFF his ball and Dogonball wants food...
They will not talk to one another so it is a sad day. Sad for everyone who loves their normal playful banter...
At this point TehClown soils himself. Dogonball won't figure out for another minute or so.... .....This seems to be the extent of TehClown's plan to knock Dogonball off his ball. Poor Dogonball

 

by RedfeatheR
9-10-05
Tamika?
TAMIKA!!!
*click*
*click*
oh, there you are

 

by RedfeatheR
9-11-05
Hey fuckin' YOU! *snap* Comehere!
yes Sergent?
Why the fuck is my deck cluttered with cittarette butts?
But Sergent, I don't smoke. You do
OUT-FUCKING-STANDING! You get to have some fun police calling this entire base SMARTASS!
If I was smart I wouldn't have joined...

 

by RedfeatheR
9-11-05
Sergent, I'm done-
You're done fucking TALKING
OK, I have a piece of plastic here. Some lint over here I've got some-- I'm picking up all sorts of SHIT! I thought I fuckin' told you to police call the deck!!!
NO initiative in your gotdamn body! YOU are a motherfucking STAIN!!!
But I
QUIT your GOTdamn complaining MARINE! U-S-M-C!!! Y_ou S_igned the M_otherfucking C_ontract!!! You can SPELL right?

 

by RedfeatheR
9-11-05
The grils down teh street
I wish I hd an black dixk in me
I'm not completely an lesbian

 

by RedfeatheR
9-12-05
I hat you
you are so black!
not im not
yres you are
this is a tan
oh yeah i fprgot we are on an island because you crashed teh boat

 

by RedfeatheR
9-12-05
The New orleans tlaes joes home
I lost everything in the flood
its ok joe
no its not
nooo dooonntt stooppp
oooowww
i told you to stop

 

by RedfeatheR
9-13-05
I HATE THE MARINES HCRoyall!!!
I HATE THE ARMY RedfeatheR!!!
=D !!!
^-^ !!!
You know, there really shouldn't be any mistery why there are so many gays in the military.
Studdup! I'm senior on DECK! Salute me BITCH!!!

 

by RedfeatheR
9-13-05
Trick or treating is FUN!
I dunno... How are we gonna do either without arms?
You're a damn flake you know that?

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