Varg and Nergal, the original odd couple

Author: RedfeatheR

Date: September 8, 2005

by RedfeatheR
9-08-05
I, Varg Vikernes, of church burning, murderous, black metal fame, am the most EVIL of all!
No way! I Nergal, Sumerian god of plague, am the most EVIL of all!!!
Hey boys. I'm Paris Hilton.
Hey Paris. I'm jacking off under my pants.
VARG!!! STOP BEING SELFISH AND FONDLE MY BLUE-VEINED JUNKET PUMPING DINGDINGS AS WELL!!!