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by Solidification
7-24-04
Half the time I'm with Krissie, I try and dwell on personal matters with her. It's my way of really getting to know her.
Love you, kiss you, hold you, hug you, touch you, lust you, need you, want you...
So, blah blah blah, need help, blah blah blah blah.
I've learned a lot about her, really. Unfortunately, I have internal issues that conflict with myself constantly.
No! Must refrain. Keep her in check. Be protective. Be her friend...
Blah blah blah blah, serious, blah blah blah blah blah, it hurts me a lot, blah blah, I'm really stressed, blah blah.
In the end, though, I never ignore a single thing she says, though it might look like that.
Sounds like you should just try and talk to him. I mean, if there's a problem, you need to get it out in the open. There's no way you can have a successful relationship and keep things from him.
I guess you're right. Wow, David. You're such a great listener. Thanks!

 

by Solidification
7-25-04
I read Brooke's little strip about how she thinks we might be wrong about stuff and saw her mention my name. So, as per request, a discussion.
You, see, Brooke, we can't just randomly be wrong simply because we have things called "empirical data." Empirical data consists of factual things that are instantly understood, such as our number..
...system. Empirical data is essentially the mathematics behind everything. Another example is that a circle is round, cars run on fuel, and we breathe oxygen to stay alive.
A break from the dialogue (I've explained this mess before about narration and dialogue). You'll find several morons out there who think that "there's a chance they are right and well-educated people
With that given, our empirical data allows us to know what is factual and what is speculative. What we perceive as true we perceive it only to be because we trust what we are told.
If we went to investigate things ourselves, we'd find we'd lose speculation but gain empirical data. However, people in general are lazy and don't really want to go through and find things out..
are wrong. Small chance, but still there." This is bullshit and don't listen to them, because they're probably teenagers that simply speculate and have no real motivation except to rebel.
...on our own. Anyway, I'm about done. There's a reason we have this thing called "faith." You put faith into EVERYTHING you don't get out there and test yourself.
I AM AN INDIAN FEMALE!! INDIA IS IN ASIA, SO I AM ASIAN!! I HAVE FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT I AM!!! MAD S3><><0RZ INITIATE!1!1!one

 

by Solidification
7-25-04
THE FOLLOWING EVENTS ARE 100% TRUE. I REALLY DID THIS, AND AM STILL IN PAIN!
I'm a little bored... Nobody's online... Nothing to do...
.........
Hrm.. I wonder just how painful it is to get waxed? I'll just try a tiny patch where nobody will notice and get my mom to loan me some...
Message Posted: *David is away*
*rip* OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! WHO THE FUCK CREATED THIS FUCKING GODAMNED SHIT!?!? FUCKING HELL!??! THIS IS WHAT WOMEN GO THROUGH!??! TALK ABOUT SELF-MUTILATION!!! FUCKING HELL!!!!

 

by Solidification
7-25-04
So, here I am, at Krissie's house. Behold what we usually wind up doing.
So, what's on the agenda for today?
....Don't know....
AND TODAY ON I LOVE THE 80S!!!!!
We're both generally too bored to really do anything else, so she obsesses over Inuyasha anime and these "I Love The XX" shows while I mentally complain.
....Oh, God.. Not this again...
OMG I LOVE THIS SHOW LOLZORZ!1!!!!!11!1one

 

by Solidification
7-25-04
.............
Wow, aren't the stars just beautiful tonight?
....you're beautiful...
Huh? I'm sorry, what?
Uh... The stars. You're right. They are beautiful.
Yeah, they sure are...

 

by Solidification
7-25-04
Apparently, Brian is the only person that can send me music because my connection with everyone else sucks ass.
BRIAN. MUSIC. NOW!!
Okay, okay. Hold on.
BRIAN. MUSIC. NOW!!!
OKAY OKAY!! HOLD ON!!!
Unfortunately for me, AIM's file transferer sucks serious ass.
IT'S TAKING TOO LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
File Transfer Status: transferring 2 bytes per second out of 4000 bytes.

 

by Solidification
7-27-04
The other day I professed my undying love for Krissie.
God, I'm such a coward for doing this on the computer and not to her face...
Message Posted: *long journal entry about Krissie*
What came from it makes me regret ever having done it.
I'm hungry...
400 Messages Received: OMG GET OVER IT/SO CUTE/UR HAWT/UR GH3Y/ROMANTIC ENTRY!1!!
I sort of forgot to make it private for a few minutes which just happened to be the time a lot of people I rarely talk to decided to read my journal entry about her.
What.The.Fuck? I could have SWORN I made it private...
Message Sent: So, who the Hell are you people, anyway?

 

by Solidification
7-27-04
You see. Fletcher's this little homosexual kid who thinks he knows everything because he can "understand" people. He talks down to all of his friends, but because they aren't 100% genius material,
I wonder what my friends' journals say...
Journal Posted By Friend: I'm Jimmi and I'm stupid I listen to everything Fletcher says lolz ppl who were offended at his entry are defensive i dont know what the hell im talking about
they don't realize it. He's very offensive, but if you get offended by him, it's because you're homophobic. He actively preaches out against things he does not agree with, and is so sure that his
Well, nothing's new. I wonder what the Hell happened..?
Fletcher's Journal: im better than everyone because i talk down to my friends but theyre too stoopid to realize it everyone sucks and if they hate me its cuz theyre homophobic
mind, being that of a teenager, is so intelligent, again forgetting he's a know-nothing teenager. Well, someone has finally spoken out against him from my point-of-view, which made me giggle.
Nothing new. Wonder what those 17 comments sa--HOLY SHIT!
*displaying several comments pointing fingers and one person in particular speaking out against Fletcher*

 

by Solidification
7-27-04
Meet Jimmi. She and I shared a Public Speaking class, she was friends with Daniel and Kate, so I started becoming friends with her.
Look at me, I'm Jimmi. I'm too stupid to do anything myself, so I have a great idea!
I'm going to listen to whatever Fletcher says. He's going to show me every bad thing about my friends so I will drop them so I can "feel better" about myself because they give me "drama" and "lie."
She's not too bright, but she doesn't apply herself, so she comes off as being really idiotic. I had lost contact with her because she got too close to Fletcher.
Fletcher's the smartest person I know. I don't have many friends left now that I've been around him.
He's so deep and philosophical and insightful. Because he sounds very logical, he must be right.
I knew what he was going to do--turn her against people so he can have her all to herself. Well, it essentially worked.
I mean, forget the fact that we're just a bunch of teenagers with no real grasp of knowledge because we have not specialized in any particular field.
Man, he sure is great, though. I've got, what? Four friends? One made up to me, maybe more, but I don't care, because Fletcher will make me realize just how dumb they are.

 

by Solidification
7-27-04
In my last comic, I insulted Jimmi. Well, she's easy to talk down to, since she lets Fletcher do it a lot, so I'm going to use her argument and say "if she's offended, she's just too defensive."
You see, Fletcher has a habit of just being offensive. He then turns right back around and says he's not trying to offend anyone. Well, if he's not trying to, then why does he say what he says?
I'll tell you why--because he's insecure. He's so Hellbent on finding everything wrong with society, people, and communities that he has no grasp of love. He cares about nothing.
In reality, I don't keep her on my Friends list because I'm too lazy to remove it. I keep her on because I'm curious about her life.
I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't care about himself. He's a very close-minded individual (won't listen to Christians because they are just that).
He deliberately says things to cause a fuss. He's essentially taken Jimmi away from everyone. He may not deliberately be telling her "omg they are bad."
When something comes up, I throw myself into her journal and explain things from an objective point of view. I'm trying to help her, but I don't think she'll ever figure that part out.
However, because she has been around his "philosophical" state, AKA, his pessimism, she's taken his pessimistic attitude and used it to find faults in her friends, unless he really DID convince her.
Regardless, I still have faith in her. I'm going to throw a bit of objective advice to her whenever I see the need for it.

 

by Solidification
7-27-04
Read the dialogue first, then this. --He's going to constantly talk down to you, but turn right back around and show you "respect" to make sure he has you attached to his strings.
You see, Jimmi. Your friends DO care about you. Just because they don't express it doesn't mean they don't feel it. Do you care about your friends?
Do you constantly shove your care in their faces? No, probably not. Jimmi, you can think I'm just being anti-Fletcher, which I admit, I am, but you have to face reality.
He can never be a positive influence in your life unless you lie to yourself and convince yourself he is. As far as I'm concerned, you never expressed so much drama in your life until him.
He treats you like ass the way he talks to you. He treats you like you're a chunk of clay, something he can mold into whatever he wants by throwing his beliefs your way.
You may pass some of them off, but subconsciously, you become more and more like him. I've seen it happen while we were still in school.
Until he became a big indirect factor. I can rightfully say all this, too, because I used to be just like him, minus the homosexuality part. He's just an ignorant coward and pessimist.
Jimmi, you're not going to make many friends unless they're friends with Fletcher, too, unless you stop listening to him so much.
He's a constant source of negativity. He shares no optimism except to try and save his ass when he feels like he's been too negative to people.

 

by Solidification
7-28-04
So, Krissie finally got ahold of that journal entry I half-wanted her to read, half-didn't.
.......
........
I'm glad she did, though. Took a huge chip off my shoulders.
.......
.......
And now, I have to make sure this doesn't affect our friendship.
Goddammit. Are we ever going to watch anything besides I Love The 80s!?
NO! LOVE THIS SHOW! DIE DIE DIE!

 

by Solidification
7-28-04
Kayla and I are talking again.
So liek how r u!?
iz fine lolz
It's a nice experience.
Seriously, though. How is life going?
..........
Though of course she had to ditch me for a little while to talk to Blake.
Uh...Kayla?
OH MY GOD IT'S BLAKE LEMME TALK TO HIM GO AWAY DAVID OH MY GOD!!!

 

by Solidification
7-28-04
So, I "promised" Kayla--actually, she demanded it from me--that I would make a comic while she drove home.
Driving driving driving fairy princess...
Well, I had to do some stuff first, such as take Kate somewhere and drop off my schedule change form.
I wonder why the majority of my car looks like a pencil.
So, she can get over it that she beat me home and saw I made no comic.
WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S NO ORDINARY PENCIL! THAT'S...
VWEE!!

 

by Solidification
7-28-04
Sex, please?
NO!!
Well, why not?
...That's a good question.
HAHAHAHA!! I'VE BACKED YOU INTO A CORNER WITH NO WAY OUT!!
You're so cute.

 

by Solidification
7-28-04
Here's a new friend. Ryan. We were yummy buddies until we somehow lost contact over the summer.
Hello, Ryan. How are you?
Hey, David. I'm fine.
He reminds me a lot of me. He's intelligent, outspoken, and cares about people.
That's good. So, how is that quantum flux reactor going?
Well, by stabilizing the atomic mechanisms buried within the lower part of the structure, I think it can work 90% efficiently.
Oh, and he's perverted.
Good, good. So, ear sex?
Come here, you sexy man!

 

by Solidification
10-29-04
Hrm. T'would appear as if I were alive again...
Kayla has demanded more comics. Well, I'll show her!
TRALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALANOT LISTENING TO KAYLA!!

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
Originally, it started off as weak rants. Next it was random friend descriptions.
Soon he wound up sharing the stories of various escapades.
And now, after a long silence, he has returned.
Der. i r teh bard lez c wut teh frinz r^ *click clack click*
OVERLOAD OVERLOAD

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
So, for the past month, I stayed with in North Carolina with a friend at his house.
Now, let's just turn this baby on...
CRASH
This was mostly all I did. Get on the computer.
Okay, I'll just restart it...
CRASHX2
And, yes. It was in a bathroom.
Okay, I think it's working...
*boop*

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
Blake's computer is by-far the best in the entire world.
Huh? Yeah, all right, Blake. I'll see.
*whir*
Heck, no supercomputer even compares to its awesome power.
...
CRASH
Now, when I say that, I mean it quite literally...
...I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!
*meltdown*

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
Hrm... I wonder where Blake is...
*frozen*
...
*whir boop click whir*
...Yes, this REALLY happened, Blake. You weren't there.
...Did this thing just reboot itself in Safe Mode and pull up its DOS all by itself?
*whir boop blip*

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
I totally forgot to introduce Blake, the person I was staying with.
Hey, there, Blakersfieldtonjammer bridgecityport towncrossmonopoly boardgame gammamanthingy etc.
Oh, hey.
See, this is what Blake originally looked like or so when I was there.
...
...
About halfway through, he turned into what he is now.
Like the haircut.
Yeah, whatever. Let's go sit on our asses in front of the computer all day like we usually do.

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
So...
FIRST TO THE COMPUTER WINS!!
...The computer's this way, stupid.

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
While Blakers is on the computer, I tend to sit on the couch and just READ every conversation he has with his friends.
HAY LOLz *click clack click*
Message: HI DAVID.
He's currently talking to a dude named Smurfy.
Er, it's me, Blake. *click clack click*
Message: UH-HUH SURE I BET YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF NOW!
...Smurfy's not too bright...
...What? *click clack click*
Message: Smurfy, being an idiot, is not signed on. Rather than be a FRIEND and actually know you, he'll just confuse you with Dave-O and get pissed off like a baby.

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
Blake and I have good communications skills.
So, where do you think you stand on life?
Well, it's going rather smoothly, and it's just good. How about you?
Though we only really get involved in the bedroom.
Well, things are bit hectic from time to time, but I manage to pull through with things.
...
...We're either top-knotch comrades or we're just gay.
...This is gay.
Yeah.

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
This is Leah. I met her in October. She's currently my ex-girlfriend, but we still talk.
hawt pix 4 me?!/1/!?!?
I made some new art pictures
LET ME RUB UR BELLY!1!!
There's nothing to do, nothing going on...
This is basically a typical with her.
LET ME LICK UR THIGHS AND BELLY11!1!
...I wonder what the gang is up to.

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
Because people use different characters and I can't do anything right, I'm now trying to use THEIR characters (unless it's stupid).
I'm Leah. I'm Dave-O's ex-girlfriend. I enjoy photoshop and want to do interior design. I'm rather reserved and modest.
I'm Blakers. I just scream and yell random nonsense. I want to be a film producer. My penis is 8.5 inches long and I can blind anyone in a pitch black cave with my white flesh.
Of course, much like all my other friend strips, this has no point and everything will probably change.
I'm Brian. Dave-O keeps forgetting what I want to do with my life, but I love music and am very good at it. Oh, yeah, I also enjoy smashing things with vehicles more powerful than atomic bombs.
I'm Kelly. I'm still unsure of my gender and I still like furry/homosexual nonsense.
...Or you just won't see some of these people again.
I'm Brooke. I want to be a costume designer. I'm very open and friendly and flirtatious and whatnot. Oh, and, Dave-O's nothing but an ASS.
I'm Sara, the one nobody knows about and that Dave-O keeps secret. I'm going to be a teacher, but I'm busy taking hawt pix 4 Dave-O!

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
I'm Kate. I like kitties, kitties, and more kitties. I can be quite involved, and am open about sex until I realize it.
I'm Jen. I live with my fiance, Joe. We are the Schmoes, I guess, because of our names. We live in a TRAILOR!!11!
I'm Lori. All I can think about are my loneliness and my lust for guys, in spite of my morality. I like JAPANESE OMG JAPANESE JAPANESE OMG JAPANESE!11!1!!
I'm Eric, the oldest of Dave-O's friends. I love him so much, I want to shove my penis in his asshole and leave it there for all eternity! Oh, well. At least I'm in college.
I'm Ady, the Russian Canadian Jewish Gangster. I'm Dave-O's second-in-command when it comes to WAR AND WORLD ANNIHILATION 'CUZ YOU DON'T TOUCH THIS SHIT!
And I, of course, am Dave-O. I'm better than anything you can even hope to be, and these people are wonderfully influencing my life. If you disagree with anything I say, you are automatically wrong.

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
This is nice...
Yeah, it is...
Minutes later...
PFFT. I'M RIGHT!
NO, I'M RIGHT!
I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S RIGHT!
PFFT. You got NOTHING on me.

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
Sara has been in a relationship with Cody for 4 years or so (almost, anyway).
hawt pix hawt pix ur so hawt gimme hawt pix hawt pix hawt pix
I just don't really know what do with him, you know?
While I'm a selfish bastard most of the time, I still listen to her.
Well, first off, you need to take some "me" time and get over your anger. Only then can you make a more rational decision. Just wait a little while.
Hrm, yeah, okay. I can see that working.
...This should be familiar with an older comic, only with a different woman, now.
....HAWT PIX 4 ME/!?1/!
...Okay!

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
DIRT!
ASS!!
...I really forgot how all this mess started.
DIRT!
ASS!!
But that's okay!
Heart.
Heart.

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
SEX!
...
...
So blah blah blah sex blah blah sex sex blah blah
Oh, yes. She can get quite personal! :D
*smirk*
...OH, GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DISCUSSING THIS WITH YOU!

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
SEX!
NO! I am engaged!
...THREESOME!
Joe wouldn't like that.
Yeah, I changed her. This one has bigger boobs.
...WE'LL KILL HIM AND DUMP HIS BODY IN A RIVER!
HAHAHAHA ECKS DEE love you!

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
SEX!
SEX!
NASAL!
ANAL!
i want to tuch u up teh booty hole
i want to squirt my semen into ur pee hole

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
This all happened back in December when I was first with Leah and things were going really great.
Oh, you'll see...
So, what are we going to do?
MWAHAHA! OH, YES!
.......Oh, no....
Yeah, figure out how to read this properly.
OH GOD NO!!!!
TODAY ON "The Exorcist" MEETS "The Ring"...

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
Recently, I've been rather obsessed with a certain something.
Haha! This is great!
I mean, I like it okay, and I don't care what anyone else thinks.
Teehee! Man, I'm loving this!
But, you never know...
Best. Show/series/movie. EVAR!
Gotta get up! Gotta get going! I'm gonna see a friend of mine! He's round and he's fuzzy, I love him because he's my POOH BEAR WINNIE THE POOH BEAR!

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
Hey, Dave-O! ^.^
Hey, love you!
Ah, hawt friends supplying hawt pix. Could life POSSIBLY be any better?
omg make out with me
omg make out with me
Hey.
Hey, hun!

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
First, there's the friend who just adores to speak with unpatriotic English spelling.
I'm sorry. As we are here in America, such nouns and adjectives you speak of do not exist. Please try again *click clack click*
Message Received: I realise now that I like grey aluminium armour. Grey is my favourite colour and is a favourite in my neighbourhood.
Then there's the obligatory friend who types in "stupid" all the time.
HAY LIEK OMGWTFLOLBBQ WALMARTAHNULD GOVERNATORLOLZ *yawn* Shut up and die *click clack click*
Message Received: hAy I lIeK tEh UbEr1337 StUfFz LoLz!1!
Lastly, we have the CLEVER angsty friend.
One, two-worded imperative clause: GROW UP.
Message Received: So many problems, nothing's going right, I wish I could just die because I'm too lazy to actually get outside and DO or SEE things a little differently. Woe is me.

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
I heard you on the wireless back in '52, lying awake intent at tuning in on you. If I was young it didn't stop you coming through. OH-A-OH!
They took the credit for your second symphony. Rewritten by machine and new technology. And now I understand the problems you can see. OH-A-OH! I met your children! OH-A-OH! What did you tell them?
VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR! VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR!
VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR! VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR!
...You think we should let him know his pants are missing?
...I'm more concerned about the fact that he's shoving sticks of butter up his nose.

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR! VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR!
...That's impressive.
...Never seen anyone do splits while climbing up the walls before.
So, like, wanna make out?
Sure.

 

by Solidification
8-04-05
Oh, man. I'm so tired. I don't remember anything that happened last night... What went on?
Oh, well, funny story. Lucky you, I got it all on camera.
VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR!
...!
Yes, this is 100% true and unedited.
...What were you sticking in my near my ass?
Oh, uh, well, uh, um, you see, uh... Hehe... Funny story about that...

 

by Solidification
8-05-05
Everything you do means something?
*gasp wheeze moan fap*
*thock schluck mumble thuck*
Not quite...
*thock thock schluck gwampf*
*varumpa bump chink*
...This is one of those random events.
What the hell was that?
Shut up and keep sucking.

 

by Solidification
8-05-05
Must-make-comics...
Must-make-comics...
Must-make-comics...
Must-make-comics...
Message Received: Go-read-our-comics.
...Yes, yes. Work, my little puppets. Do as your master tells you. Mwahahahaha.

 

by Solidification
8-05-05
*click clack click* So, like, the terrain flux could be contained by a magnetic mirror to yield a powerful stereoscopic laser.
Messasge Received: Mm-hmm...
This laser could be amplified into a beam of highly destructive energy under a machine that could reflect the laser to create a web. Isn't that awesome?
Message Received: Mm-hmm...
Insert porno music here.
Message Received: Hello? Brooke?
...Yeah, work that shit...

 

by Solidification
8-05-05
Well, whatever you are, you're probably the only female-resembling person that will go with me now. Let's date.
OKAY!

 

by Solidification
8-05-05
Summer
Autumn
Winter

 

by Solidification
8-05-05
Spring
Dreams
End of Earth

 

by Solidification
8-05-05
So, I, uh...
...
GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL WILL YOU STOP BEING SO FUCKING STUPID GEEZ I CAN'T HAVE ONE FUCKING CONVERSATION WITH YOU DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!
...Can't... ...Say... ..."Yeah?"...

 

by Solidification
8-05-05
Hey, nice-looking female friend. Would you care for something to drink?
Oh, sure, thank you.
...I'll just mix these Spanish Fly and sleeping pills together...
Yes, now that you are all propped up on the bed, here... *unzip*

 

by Solidification
8-06-05
This is technical jargon.
Staying within the boundaries of physics, I think I can transmogrify the viscosity of the hydro-electric actuator with proportion to flow and time.
This is superfluousness.
In all accordance with the actualities of the concepts of physics, I have the inclination that I can affect the varying factors of hydraulics given I have the precise allocations of variables.
Message Received: Cut the crap and get to your point.
How can you spot the difference?
Words you never heard of = technical jargon. Too many words = superfluousness. People who speak or type superfluously are basically mocking you.
Message Received: But what does this have to do with your physics thingy or whatever?

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