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First, there's the friend who just adores to speak with unpatriotic English spelling.
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| I'm sorry. As we are here in America, such nouns and adjectives you speak of do not exist. Please try again *click clack click* | |
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| Message Received: I realise now that I like grey aluminium armour. Grey is my favourite colour and is a favourite in my neighbourhood. | |
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Then there's the obligatory friend who types in "stupid" all the time.
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| HAY LIEK OMGWTFLOLBBQ WALMARTAHNULD GOVERNATORLOLZ *yawn* Shut up and die *click clack click* | |
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| Message Received: hAy I lIeK tEh UbEr1337 StUfFz LoLz!1! | |
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Lastly, we have the CLEVER angsty friend.
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| One, two-worded imperative clause: GROW UP. | |
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| Message Received: So many problems, nothing's going right, I wish I could just die because I'm too lazy to actually get outside and DO or SEE things a little differently. Woe is me. | |
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