yes! we must destroy the evil dr. santomantopaperbackwritersensualchickensortaemoutkillemdead in two hours, or else the eiffel tower will be lost in the fourth dimension forever!
right! i'll get the shot gun, you get the rooster, and together, we'll combine them to make the ultimate weapon: the blade of butthole! you are the only one who can wield it Oh Satan!
thank you! now i will take the blade, and pass it through the heart of the evil dr. thus ending our battle once and for all! and, you being the only one who can actually see the dr point him out to me
i.... i.... i can't do this! this is such a horrid piece of crap! i can't believe i ever agreed to sign on on a project like this! i could have been in a william shatner movie but NOO my agent........
i told you we should have went with Bruce Campbell! he never backs down from a chace to star in a movie as shitty as this one! i told you christopher lloyd was too high class for us! i mean, come on!
where's my god damned agent?if i ever find him, i'm going to fire his ass, for letting me be in this movie, i haven't been this embarssed since that shitty movie i did for the family channel..........
well son, you saved me from the creek! lord knows how you knew i was in there, i mean, you flew from california to new jersey to pull me out of a creek! how did you now?
satan..... oh satan..... let me die, let me go to where i should be, don't keep me alive this way, i do not wish to be alive, let me die, let me die let me die
maaaaan you gotta realize that the beatnik's speak the truth about the society and the way it works, we're just poets maaan, poets with a dream, poets with a scheme
maaaaan you gotta realize that the beatnik's speak the truth about the society and the way it works, we're just poets maaan, poets with a dream, poets with a scheme
this is why hippy culture died out in the sixties...
hippy culture never died, it just evolved maaaan! phish has been carrying the torch of the hippy generation, and we will change the world once again when we can mass up the support of the president
h..h... hi kids! i'm c...c...carl the c...c.... crazy c...c...c...cigarettes here to tell you about the f....f....f....funs of smoking!
y.....y....y....y.... your parents probably t....t.....t....tell you smoking's b......b.........b....bad for you! but then t.....t....t....t hey smoke!!!
d....d....d....doesn't that seem like bullshit!!! it is!!! smoking r...r....rules kids! go g....g.....get a pack today and be the c.....c......c......c....c......c......c..oolest kids on your block!
here stands my friend, with a nail in his head, he's dying...i cannot save him..
MY GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH!!!!
should i do something to help? perhaps pull the nail out of his head, and kill him quick to put him out of his misery?
CAN'T YOU HEAR ME IT HURTS IT HURTS!!!!
my friend is dead.... all i can do is place his body in the trash can, and bury him in the back yard.... why did he have to commit suicide in such a stupid way?
wow i'm dead but i can still think how fucking weird is that?