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by SonicDeath10
3-06-02
ziggy PLAAAAYED GEEEEETAAAR!
with thighs like this, who needs thigh master!
without sex, i've turned into a hideous beast! i was once brad pitt....
it wasn't a ROCK! it was a rock LOBSTER! AHHHH! rock lobster!
bread and butter bread and butter bread and butter bread and butter
hwaet. We Gardena in geardagum, peodcyninga, prym gefrunon...

 

by SonicDeath10
3-06-02
....better you than me....
what are you singing?
cop killah by body count! my son has that Compact Disc, and i think it's pretty dog doggiy fly fresh with ultra whack and groovy rhymes!
uh....
What?
you're an idiot

 

by SonicDeath10
3-07-02
Hey Hey! Welcome To The Pondering Paul And Squirrel Boy Show! Tonight, We Got Corey Feldman!
so paul? did ya hear the news?
what news?
there's a new show on FOX!
what's it called?
FUCK IF I KNOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT! HAHAHAHHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHHA!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-07-02
my god! a killer squirrel!
i kill ya! i kill ya!
please no! don't kill me! no no no!
ah ha! you're mine! take that! *swipe* hey, wait a minute, why can't i kill you?
don't you recognize satan when you see him? your soul is MINE! hahahahahaha!
what a drag....

 

by SonicDeath10
3-07-02
Welcome To Oh Satan! The Movie!
yes! we must destroy the evil dr. santomantopaperbackwritersensualchickensortaemoutkillemdead in two hours, or else the eiffel tower will be lost in the fourth dimension forever!
right! i'll get the shot gun, you get the rooster, and together, we'll combine them to make the ultimate weapon: the blade of butthole! you are the only one who can wield it Oh Satan!
thank you! now i will take the blade, and pass it through the heart of the evil dr. thus ending our battle once and for all! and, you being the only one who can actually see the dr point him out to me
i.... i.... i can't do this! this is such a horrid piece of crap! i can't believe i ever agreed to sign on on a project like this! i could have been in a william shatner movie but NOO my agent........
i told you we should have went with Bruce Campbell! he never backs down from a chace to star in a movie as shitty as this one! i told you christopher lloyd was too high class for us! i mean, come on!
where's my god damned agent?if i ever find him, i'm going to fire his ass, for letting me be in this movie, i haven't been this embarssed since that shitty movie i did for the family channel..........

 

by SonicDeath10
3-07-02
my god! a giant cigarette!
you know you want to smoke me!
i want to destroy you! you will die for your sins, colonel sanders!
say what?
i'm pro life
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

 

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3-07-02

 

by SonicDeath10
3-07-02
well son, you saved me from the creek! lord knows how you knew i was in there, i mean, you flew from california to new jersey to pull me out of a creek! how did you now?
well.....
now what do we have to do general?
oh boy...

 

by SonicDeath10
3-07-02
hehehe....,,
what?
oh, nothing.....
my god! diahera!
i knew that stuff would work....

 

by SonicDeath10
3-07-02
satan..... oh satan..... let me die, let me go to where i should be, don't keep me alive this way, i do not wish to be alive, let me die, let me die let me die
no paul! don't think like that!
goodbye satan!
paul no!
he burned himself to death! noooooo!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-07-02
you will die for raping me colonel sanders!
nooooo!
some fire fell on me! noooo! ahhhhhh!
ahhhhhhhhh!
ahhhhhhhhh!
ahhhhhhhh!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-07-02
you are so hot!
help daddy!
no no no!
i'll kill you sucka!
ahhhhhhhh!
bitch boy

 

by SonicDeath10
3-07-02
is your friend here?
yeah she's behind me...
bombs nooooo!
ahhhhhhh!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-07-02
hey bongo
hey squirrel boy...
oh no spontaneous combustion!
me tooo nooooooo!!
ahhhhhh!
ahhhhhh!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-07-02
ahhhhhh!
ahhhhhhh!
ahhhhhhh!
ahhhhhhhhhh!
ahhhhhhhhhh!
ahhhhhhhhhh!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-11-02
if you have read the last few issues of this strip, you may have noticed, everyone but me died...
you may wonder why i was the only one to survive. well, i'm an immortal creature i can't die
and i swear, i had nothing to do with the hundreds of deaths that has happened on SonicDeath World.... I swear, i had no relation to it
LIAR!!!!!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-11-02
i have decided, that the time has come to tell you that i love you very much
what?
yes, i've loved you for years
jesus christ bob, i'm a man!
well, you're actually, you're a robot with no sex, with a masculine personality programmed
yeah, and this masculine personality will kick your ass too, fag!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-13-02
life sure is boring now that almost all life was destroyed on SonicDeath World
yeah, damn vishnu
what do we do now?
wait for a lotus flower to grow out of my navel.
....
trust me, it will work!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-13-02
hey there, check me out, dog on a ball! i'm ever so hungry, please give me food
in case you can't tell, the apocalypse happened, and i can't be just giving out food to any dumb ass dog on any dumb ass ball
FUCK YOU! let's see you stand on a ball, you black and white bitch!
oh, so you're racist now, huh?
wait, you're?
that's right! michael jackson!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-13-02
satan! satan! check me out! i'm a dog on a ball! balancing ever so crazy like! i am hungry, please food, gimme food!
this is so pathetic....
i move from left to right, and up and down, and the ball stays underneath me still
i'll give you food if you give me your soul
how about i give you a lick on the "fetch and catch" instead?
deal!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-13-02
dog on a ball HEYA! dog on a ball! food for those hit hardest by the apocalypse: the performing dogs of the world
my god! a dog! on a BALL!!!!
gimme food GUVNA!
i don't know, i mean, it is the apocalypse and all!
GIMME FOOD NOW BITCH!
bitch? you're the bitch! literally, you are, i mean, you are a female dog

 

by SonicDeath10
3-13-02
my god! what's a young child like you doing in a horrible place like this?!?!??!
looking for shit to steal!
oh.... uh, well, there's nothing here to steal, move along
BULLSHIT! i heard about you! i know you get food from people! cough it up, bitch!
how about i lick your "fetch and catch" instead?
alright, but i still want at least one dinner roll!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-13-02
JESUS!!!!
that's me...
what you doing here?
looking for shit to steal!
oh, uh, there's nothing to steal here!
BULLSHIT! i heard about you, cough it up bitch! and i'll have my "fetch and catch" licked too!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-13-02
oh my i must be hallucinating from hunger! it can't be Billy The Buttfucking Clown, can it?
that's me!
what you been doing?
been doing what i was born to do: make people laugh, as i buttfuck them!
do you find satisfaction in that?
yeah, especially when they don't know i'm about to hit them! hey, i'll make a funny face for you! turn around!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-13-02
a mutant noooo!
what the fuck? chill out man, i just want to hang
no, you're a mutant, you are evil, you have feet for ears!
no man, seriously, i just want to hang
really?
well, that and have my "fetch and catch" licked

 

by SonicDeath10
3-15-02
hey girl, want a pet doggy!
daddy said doggies are the devil!
look, i can balance on a ball! have you ever saw any other dogs do this?
yeah, at least ten
..... can i at least have a piece of bread?
FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

 

by SonicDeath10
7-01-02
hello little girl, what are you doing?
i want to smoke crack
really? i sell it
gimme!!!!
here
*smoke smoke*

 

by SonicDeath10
7-01-02
Hello, I'm Peter Gabriel
Wow!!!! The Beatles Man Himself!!!
Um, I Wasn't In The Beatles...
Do You Know Michael Jackson?
Yeah...
He Sucks!

 

by SonicDeath10
7-02-02
hey, you're from the german band Faust, aren't you?
guten yes.
what do you want?
i am so poor now, please give ich taq!!!
why don't you try down the road? I'm sure you'll get some money from somebody who actually gives a damn about some stupid german asshole like you!
ich ein fuck you!

 

by SonicDeath10
7-02-02
my name's rapping asian, and i'm here to say...
...i've been rapping, every single day!
rapping's so easy when you look this great...
... causes all male's to masturbate!
watch me lift my leg up high...
... smoking pot does get me high!

 

by SonicDeath10
10-20-02
cunt!!!!!!!
do you have evidence to back this up?
yeah, CUNT!!!!!!!
what evidence do you have?
I DON'T NEED TO TAKE LIP FROM YOU!!!!
cunt...

 

by SonicDeath10
10-20-02
well here we are satan floating among the tall buildings, in the final apocalyptic fight of SonicDeath World
yeah we sure are FAG!!!!
c'mon don't resort to such stupid name calling! besides everyone knows i'm super stud Jesus!.
yeah all chicks love their doods crucified and half dead and shit!!!
that's it i'm gonna throw down the smack down!!!
bring it on bitch!

 

by SonicDeath10
10-20-02
hi there i'm wayne coyne of talking heads fame!!!
hahahaha you jack ass you're from the flaming lips!!!
dude, i think i know what my band is called!
haha you are an idiot!
who's the idiot now, fag?
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

 

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by SonicDeath10
10-20-02
*lick lick*
my pussy!
*lick lick*
keep going baby!
*lick lick*
YES!!!!!!!!

 

by SonicDeath10
10-20-02
the world is a vampire..
and you're a fucking donkey, so what?
you don't get the point, what bolly is trying to say is that the world is like a vampire that will suck your soul away.
so? you're a donkey and i'm some weird monster thing who cares?
you obviously don't understand alternative/rock
i only dig hip hop fool!

 

by SonicDeath10
10-20-02
a fucking beatnick jesus this sucks
maaaaan you gotta realize that the beatnik's speak the truth about the society and the way it works, we're just poets maaan, poets with a dream, poets with a scheme

 

by SonicDeath10
10-20-02
jesus a fucking beatnick this sucks
maaaaan you gotta realize that the beatnik's speak the truth about the society and the way it works, we're just poets maaan, poets with a dream, poets with a scheme
this is why hippy culture died out in the sixties...
hippy culture never died, it just evolved maaaan! phish has been carrying the torch of the hippy generation, and we will change the world once again when we can mass up the support of the president
you are aware that phish broke up right...
yeah... but we still have cherry garcia!

 

by SonicDeath10
10-20-02
hey red robot our experiment into "fun" will be complete once we learn how to dance
yes the techno music is very robotic in nature our algortihms should match it
wow! a beautiful woman like you doing in a place like this, the logic does not compute you are a human
i'm looking for some fun big fella wanna ride me?
two hours later
red robot women of the human race have a srange idea of what fun it, does not computer
a human woman placed her head between my bottom movement generators, and placed her mouth around my main holder screw

 

by SonicDeath10
10-20-02
my ass cheeks are chapped!
put chap stick on them slut!
you eat my pussy first, bitch!
your momma!
....
what? she's hot!

 

by SonicDeath10
10-20-02
a snowman... a MOTHER FUCKING SNOWMAN in the desert...
i like the heat
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU LIKE THE HEAT YOU'RE A SNOWMAN!!!
i want to get a tan
...... i'm at a loss for words
i get that a lot

 

by SonicDeath10
10-20-02
ITS THE BATTLE ROYALE JESUS VS. JESUS!!!! IN A BUNKER!
you stole my woman and i'll never forgive you for that!! *PUNCH*
you were horrible to her, plus you slept with my momma! *BODY SLAM*
that's cuz your momma's a big fat hoe you piece of shit!!! *KICK*
yeah not as big as your daddy was with the faggots, you cunt licker! *GUNSHOOT*
fuck you!!!! *ATOMIC BOMB*
NOOOO!! *DEATH*

 

by SonicDeath10
10-20-02
h..h... hi kids! i'm c...c...carl the c...c.... crazy c...c...c...cigarettes here to tell you about the f....f....f....funs of smoking!
y.....y....y....y.... your parents probably t....t.....t....tell you smoking's b......b.........b....bad for you! but then t.....t....t....t hey smoke!!!
d....d....d....doesn't that seem like bullshit!!! it is!!! smoking r...r....rules kids! go g....g.....get a pack today and be the c.....c......c......c....c......c......c..oolest kids on your block!

 

by SonicDeath10
10-20-02
In Prison, Man Turns Beast
gimme your pop tarts!
never!!!
The Cruelty Of Man, Knows No Boundaries
don't make me give you a noogie you old fahrt!
you ain't getting my poptarts!!!
This Scene Not Recommended To Be Viewed While Eating
that's it!!!!! *NOOGIE NOOGIE*
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

by SonicDeath10
10-20-02
here stands my friend, with a nail in his head, he's dying...i cannot save him..
MY GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH!!!!
should i do something to help? perhaps pull the nail out of his head, and kill him quick to put him out of his misery?
CAN'T YOU HEAR ME IT HURTS IT HURTS!!!!
my friend is dead.... all i can do is place his body in the trash can, and bury him in the back yard.... why did he have to commit suicide in such a stupid way?
wow i'm dead but i can still think how fucking weird is that?

 

by SonicDeath10
10-21-02
i feel rejected by those who i once called friends...
A BUG!!!!
this man is afraid of me.. WHY? because of my outer skin... sure i am a disgustingly large bug, but on the inside i love shakespear
EXIT STAGE RIGHT!!!!
he is gone, and i'm alone once again, alone in my thoughts... maybe that's where i belong, alone in my thoughts..

 

by SonicDeath10
10-21-02
here we are, i am giving you baptisation for your sins.
bapitzation? dude, that word doesn't exist you made it up!!
uh, no i didn't, it's in the bible.
yeah dood whatever, you don't even have a bible on you!!
i have it memorized
fuck this i'm out

 

by SonicDeath10
10-21-02
WATCH OUT YOU MIGHT GET WHAT YOU'RE AFTER!!!
COOL BABY STRANGE BUT NOT A STRANGER... I AM AN ORDINARY GUY
BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE!!!!

 

by SonicDeath10
10-21-02
oh my goatly friend, what will become of us?
one day, we'll find somebody who loves us and we'll grow extra appendages
all alone in the desert, by this stupid huge rock, how are we to find someone to love us in such a poor atmosphere?
let us embark on a trip to a green field, where mayhaps we meet someone to give us the attention our heads need
Three Days Later
noone is here goat, you were wrong, as always. it was in fact your idea to move to the desert
i'm only a goat,i eat tin cans to survive. you trust the advice of someone who eats tin? you deserve your lack of love

 

by SonicDeath10
10-21-02
IT'S THE DONKEY AND OLD MAN SHOW!!! THE DONKEY AND OLD MAN SHOW!!! NA NA DA DA TA TA THE DONKEY AND OLD MAN SHOW!!
so old man, what have you been up to lately?
NAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what's NAX?
SEX WITH THE ASS BAAAAAYBEEE!!!
i'm an ass, if you had sex with me would that count as NAX?
only if i put it in your anal cavity.

 

by SonicDeath10
10-21-02
i want my own planet.... the human race i can't stand it....
as always you are a cesspool of depression
*sigh* satan.....
i'm sorry paul you have been so cold lately
LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE YOU GO AWAY LEAVE ME A LONE DON'T BOTHER ME!!
*cries*

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