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The Earth is being destroyed!
What do we do?
Charge!
They're invading! They're so huge!
Someone save my baby! It just got sucked into the vortex!

 

Beeeeeeeeeeeeep.
Doctor we're losing him!
That deadly virus just escaped!
Honey, I'm pregnant.
So am I.

 

This was the scene today as more people were struck down by an unseen force.
The invasion will commence immediately!
BWAHAHAHAHA! DESTROY!

 

You can't just go around enslaving people.
Take this!
AAAAAHHH!
And now....... back to the story
Wanna brush each other's hair?

 

You can't just go around enslaving people.
Take this!
AAAAAHHH!
And now....... back to the story.
Wanna brush each other's hair?

 

All right. We have to disarm this bomb.
Let me. I saw this instructional TV show. This guy disarmed a bomb. That's where I learned it.
That was just a TV show!
No, I dreamed it. Maybe this is all just a dream, too.
That bomb is about to go off.

 

My magic shield will protect me from the explosion.
You idiot!
Big words.......
Coming from a skeleton.

 

Now, back to Chatting with Evan the T-Rex.
We're back. Ooh, don't you just love the mural I had painted? It's wonderful. Let's open the hotline.
Hey, Evan?
Go on, you're on the air.
I like to eat people. Not really the people actually, just the skin. And I like to build stuff out of the skulls and bones.
Oh. Well........ I'm sure someone find that interesting.

 

I'm coming for you.
Oh my....
Ha ha ha ha! Telepathy!
I'm not a dinosaur skull!
This stupid story is making less and less sense. What the hell were all those scenes back there with all the bad things happening?
The intermission with all of the bad things happening was supposed to be a flashback, detailing what had gone on. Even though the events did not actually take place. It was supposed to be enertaining.

 

And now, the Life and Times of Robin!
Damn it. I don't need an announcer.
Hi. Can I take your order?
All the diet Coke you have. I want to drown my sorrow in a fat-free flood.
I don't know........
All right, why don't you go ask someone. I'l stay here and stare at the deep fryer.

 

Let's go throw stuff. Come on.
Hold on. I want to check my email first.
All you ever get is spam. You don't have any friends.
Spam, spam, spam spam. I do have a friend. You.
Did you tell anyone that?
I sent around a chain letter. No, not really.

 

Hi. I'm here about the job.
Any special skills?
I can kneel down on the floor and then bend all the way backward with my legs still bent under me.
........
See?

 

All right. I'll go and give my speech at school and get it over with.
Hi. I'm Robin Banks, and this is my report on the why the ocean is such an important natural resource.
Wait. This isn't my school.

 

Listen, I think you're mixed up. This is a meeting for girls who were kicked out of the Girl Scouts because they were........ kind of strange.
I like to break things.
That's awesome!
The plants talk to me.
That's enough.

 

Hot girl on girl action?
We want you? Hey, someone likes me!
Wow, I guess I'm really popular.

 

This party sucks. Where's the weed?
Just how much did I smoke today, anyway?
I guess that answers my question.

 

I just won a trip to Australia!
I've been wanting to take a holiday.
Where are we going?
I need to start packing!

 

We're on a boat!
Yeah, so?
You are my best friend in the world. I'm glad you're here to share this special event with me.
You are such a woman.
You're breaking my heart.

 

You're a twit.
Yay! We're finally in Australia! Look, a koala!
Stop staring at it!
But it's cute!
Look! It's staring at your head! With its claws extended!

 

Meow.
Australia sure was fun. But it's good to be home with you, Mr. Pussy.
Meow.
Come give Robin a big ol' hug!
Meow.
I love you, Mr. Pussy.

 

Who's that over there?
Rowwwwrrrrr!
?
Hi. Look at this!
........
Ha ha ha ha!

 

Great. Now I'm in jail.
Oh come on. We have each other.
I wish I had some weed.
Is that why you're in jail? Drugs?
No. I drove a lawnmower through the wall of a restaraunt, and then around in it.
Ha ha ha ha!

 

What say you, Sir Pussy? Shall we ride on to the castle?
Meow.
What the hell?
How long were you there?
What are you doing?
Playing knights. Let us be on our way! Onward, Sir Pussy!

 

Let's play on that hill, Mr. Pussy!
Meow.
I bet I can beat you! I bet you're really slow, and I can win without a problem.
Mr. Pussy?
Meow!

 

Hey Mikey. Guess what Mr. Pussy and I did this afternoon!
What?
We sat on my bed and ate tortilla chips. Mr. Pussy likes to eat the strangest things!
So? Who cares?
Well, it was cute. Hey, Mikey, I think Mr. Pussy just gave you the claw.
Rowr.

 

Meow.
I'm depressed, Mr. Pussy.
Meow.
First I find out that the girl I like is actually a guy, which isn't so bad. But then I find out that he's married. I'm going to kill myself.
Meow.
Now, how to go about it?

 

Robin, I need to come in there.
Okay, Dad.
Robin, can we talk?
Sure, Dad.

 

You're just upset because your girlfriend is a married man. Is that right?
Yeah, she called and told me yesterday.
I was depressed ever since last week. I went to the restaraunt where she works, knowing something was up, but I couldn't say anything about it
So I mentioned my sorrow but she didn't notice. Dad, what's the best way to kill your self?

 

Why do you want to kill yourself?
She called and told me she's married, after she revealed that she's a man, which wasn't so bad.
I'm sick of living, or at least being human.
Much better.

 

Man, it's great being a robot. I sure do love the outdoors, too.
Oh, look, a vortex. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
What the hell?

 

Gasp!
Gasp!
Gasp!
Gasp!
Gasp!
Gasp!

 

I'm Robin.
(Nods.)
So do you work for Sprinkles?
?
He's a villain.

 

So, where am I?
This is the fifth dimension.
No! I'll never see Mr. Pussy again!
:(
Mr. Pussy! You went into the vortex, too!
Meow.

 

Mr. Tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttingle arrives!
I am Mr. Tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttingle!
Will you be my friend?
Nnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooo.

 

Hey, Mr. Tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttingle, where did these clouds of smoke come from?
This is my superpower, guaranteed to make you tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttingle!
Oh.
Are you tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttingly yet?
No.
Daaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmn!

 

Hi! I'm Avril Lavigne! Lord Sprinkles sent me here to destroy you with my intense poser-ness!
XD
Uhhhhh........ Prepare for destruction?
You have rectangular boobs.

 

The Avril thing wasn't at all worth my time, so let's do this!
I changed. I'm no longer a tiny schoolgirl.
You remind me of Ropponmatsu 2nd type.
After being gone for nearly a year........
Hm, are you thinking dirty thoughts?
Uh.......... no..... I'm not a sex fiend. Especially with robots.
I'm as uncreative as ever.
Then explain the dream where you were getting fucked in the ass by R2D2.
............................

 

What are you wearing?
*belch* A spacesuit.
Yesh I can see that, I have contact lenses now, why are you wearing it?
*belch* I'm drunk.
*smokes* This is ridiculous. The story isn't going anywhere.
Yesh. *belch*

 

...............huh.
Yesh.
That sucks.
This whole story is stoopid.
So what happened next?
This is what happened.

 

Beware Sprinkles, I, Julia, have become increasingly more powerful! And when we fight, you and your offensively happy evilness will disappear from existence, once and for ALL!
Yesh. You will be destroyed, in a manner most suitable for your evil ways, miserably! Once we fight again-
GRENADE!!!!!!!!

 

After getting blasted, Julia finds herself on an island.
........... Who are you?
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.
o_O
Ok.............
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.
Sigh.
How do I get off this island?
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.

 

Ooh, a cave. I guess I'll go in, I have nothing else to do.
An inscription. I wonder if I can read it.
"Deep in this cave lies the mighty and feared........"
Teleportato!!!!
Spud.

 

The Teleportato uses its power to get them off the island.
Ooh cool.
Spud.
We are free! And now I can use the mystic and magical Teleportato to conquer my foes!
Spud.
You're not much of a talker, are you?
Spud.

 

Just where are we? I wonder if we should go back for that pathetic guy.
Spud.
Julia has a flashback.
Ok.............
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.
Never mind. Let's get the hell out of here.
Spud.

 

What? Really? Oh gosh! And the mystic item of legends as well?
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.
Oh dear, that makes me soooooo sad! And she knows how to use it?! Now I'm really sad. I need to go lie down with my snuggle bunny.
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.
Hello! I need some wuvins!
Please God kill me.

 

So you guys are the only ones who will help me fight?
I hope you have a plan.
Sprinkles' henchmen are moving.
I KILLED DOZENS, AND THEY KEEP COMING! MORE KILL FOR MUFFIN!
Got anymore cookie dough?
I'll check.

 

I have a new secret weapon to use against Sprinkles and his forces!
Oh! The legendary Teleportato! I didn't think an item of such greatness truly existed!
Spud.
Yes! Our secret weapon!
He doesn't talk much.
I see.

 

Why don't you talk much?
Weel tah bay ahneest ah dun't thenk ah sey eet rught.
................
Go back to "Spud."
*nods* Spud.

 

So, apparently I can now understand everything the Teleportato says.
So there is a way to unlock your greatest powers?
Spud.
They have to find someone.
We must locate someone in this jungle.
Spud.
Ok........ X|
The jungle pervert?
Spud.

 

I am the jungle pervert. I see you wish for me to unlock the Teleportato's greatest power.
Ok..................
You like that don't you baby?
?
Spuuuuuuuuuud.
O_o

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