The secret of the Teleportato is about to be revealed.

Author: The_Real_Folk_Blues

Date: August 11, 2004

So, apparently I can now understand everything the Teleportato says.
So there is a way to unlock your greatest powers?
Spud.
They have to find someone.
We must locate someone in this jungle.
Spud.
Ok........ X|
The jungle pervert?
Spud.