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by Tom_D666
10-04-03
Welcome to the 10 o clock news, our top story tonight, a "Channel 3 News" board is killing newscasters everywhere! We'll tell you why.. right aft--
DIE!
The newscaster is stabbed and hacked!
AAAAAGHHHHH.
MUWAHAHA!
I feel strangely empty.

 

by Tom_D666
10-05-03
I am Sailor Moon! In the name of justice, I will destroy you! Because, uh, you do bad things, and stuff.
KZZT! HATOOEY, BLUBBLUB
Japanese Aniime ACTION! ACTION! ACTION!
Kamikyamyamyamyiamyiamyiamia!!!!
EEEE!
Kids, if a fly is in your room, always attack it with punches and kicks, not a newspaper. REMEMBER - KNOWING, IS HALF THE BATTLE!
EEEE!

 

by Tom_D666
10-08-03
Oh no! Luxembourg has teamed up with France to destroy The Rest Of The World!!
Everyone dies! No! It cannot be! We're doomed, you know, doomed to die! Like Dr. Doom, he was cool... But wait, some people are left on earth!
Anime fanboys and fangirls. Oh dear. No hope for mankind now!
I KAHEMEMAMEMAMEAMEHAA YOU! YOU ARE FINISHED FOR I AM AN SSJ4 GUNDAM PILOT
konicihiwa! ur kawaii! ^-^

 

by Tom_D666
10-09-03
Hey, wanna hear a joke I heard?
Alright
Why did the dwarf cross the road?
Hmmn...
It was comedic genius!
Because he wanted to get to the 2nd hand shop! You see, dwarfs are poor, and have only one hand! It works on both levels!
How insulting.

 

by Tom_D666
10-11-03
A stray cat! I will pet it.
One pat later..
Ah! I am in fact a fairy. And since you have rubbed me, I shall give you one wish!
I wish for a blowjob.
Except THAT wish.

 

by Tom_D666
10-11-03
Arnold "Terminator" Schwarzenegger, has won! He will now become Governer or something of California! Now, we're live where BRAD DUMBFACE is interviewing him.
Arnold, how do you plan to improve and help California?
I theenk that beeing governatarr is so guud dat i weel improve californeea! To eemprove Californeea, I am banneng all ALKYHOL!
10 seconds later.

 

by Tom_D666
10-11-03
In this comic, Saddam is replaced with the psycho bunny.
I've finally caught you! Now tell me why you declared war on America! And why you almost choked on a pretzel!
That was you.
... Oh... Oh yeah.
This is just as embarrassing as the CIA source leak.
Who would've thought Dr. Pedantic was the mastermind behind it?

 

by Tom_D666
10-15-03
Yeah, go and decrease the kiwi quota, go and screw up the populations of Kiwi's! IDIOT! You weren't meant to kill them!
Ninja's always kill. Ninja kill you!
"Geek" is turned into a cripple!
AAAHH!
VOID.. OF.. DOOM!
Don't worry, we'll just give you an x-ray, zoom in on the bones... And you'll be fine in about.. 10 billion years. Oh, and you'll be talking like an AOLer
hey asl wana cybr? lets meet

 

by Tom_D666
11-24-03
Tom apologizes for not updating in, like, ages. Now he promises to have alot more witty, intelligent humour.
FART
SEX

 

by Tom_D666
11-24-03
Hey! It's SLIPKNOT!
FUCKFU CKFUK CUF UFCKFCUKFCUFCU FUFUFU UUUU UCK
SHIT SHIT SHITSHITSHITHITHTI HT ISITH TS IHITS IH
I HATE THE WORLD IT IS SHIT AND IS FULL OF LOSERS
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WORLD IS SHIT NOW I SLIT MY WRIST
LET'S EAT SOME GOATS

 

by Tom_D666
11-24-03
One is from our dimension, one is from the planet of the apes, observe.
I sure do hope to have a lengthy meaningful relationship with a beautiful girl.
I hope I am able to have buttsechs with every monkey on this planet
We use something called a toilet that we can excrete and urine in.
I shit everywhere.
My mother is a slut.
My mother is a slut.

 

by Tom_D666
11-24-03
Hey, Mr. Pedophile! You may expect these to be asian 6-year olds who are totally innocent.. BUT..
BOTH AVAILABLE FOR LURVING
I have a penis, I've had sechs 40 times and have AIDS
I have herpes and a genetic mutation that makes it so that everytime I have sechs your brain explodes
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME ROFFELS
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

by Tom_D666
11-24-03
Please don't hurt me, I'm just a harmless worker droid.
YOU SUCK! I HAIT YUO GO TO HELL FAG
OMG BOOZAP
Totally fucking stupidity.
*RAPE*
HOLY SHIT YOU JUST CUT MY BODY INTO 2/3RDS!! RACIST OW STOP RAPING ME YOU RAPIST RACIST YOU SAID YOU WJEAJKEjkealselasjkesaesajelas

 

by Tom_D666
11-24-03
GAY
gAY
GAY
HAHAHHAHAHA LUUK AT MY AWESOM CUMIC
You make the worst comics ever.
IT'S ME, FEWL. THAT BLUU THING
Second to you.
Asshole.

 

by Tom_D666
11-24-03
Garfield, where is my [insert object of no value here] ?
Oh, I [insert past tense negative action here] under your/the [household item]
That wasn't a nice thing to do.
Who gives a shit.
Hey, what the fuck, this never happened in Garfield.
Who said it was Garfield? And why the fuck are you talking to a GODDAMN CAT anyway? Go to hell.

 

by Tom_D666
11-25-03
MATRIX IS ANIME
No, it was INSPIRED by japanese animation. It's not really an anime. And I still hate it.
TEHN IF YUO HAIT IT TEHN YUO HAIT STREET FIGHTER AND OTHER JAPANESE GAEMS!!!!!!!!!1111111111
No, I--
... Idiot.

 

by Tom_D666
11-26-03
Our top story tonight: A man has been sitting on a bench!
What is the political statement you are saying to the world?
Wait, what?
Thrilling.

 

by Tom_D666
12-01-03
*downloading Quake 2*
Excellent.
CRC ERROR ROFFELS NOW YOUR ZIP IS CORRUPT!!!!!!!1111111jflkgjf
WHAT
FUCUCFKFCUFUUFCUFUFC
FUCKFUCKFUUCFUKCF

 

by Tom_D666
12-01-03
OMG SHE LOOKED TEH ATHER WAY!!!11

 

by Tom_D666
12-01-03
Tobor is ROBOT backwards.
GODDAMMIT FUCKSHIT I'M SUCH A DUMBFUCK

 

by Tom_D666
12-01-03
Star Wars Episode 1 COULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD MOVIE.. They had ninjas (?), dwarves with lightsabers.. BUT.
THEY HAD JAR JAR BINKS
ME-SA JAR JAR BINKS, MY SOLE PURPOSE IN THIS MOVIE IS TO HAUNT YOUR DREAMS AND TORMENT YOU

 

by Tom_D666
12-01-03
Hey kids? Do you want Disney to ruin some classic old movies?
NO
NO
Too bad, you little shits! NOW, THE GRAND PERMIERE OF
PINOCCHIO 2: MONSTRO RETURNS
I AM THE SON OF PINOCCHIO, HE MOLESTED A WOODEN TOY
HAHAHAHA NOW I AM AN ALIENWATERMAN

 

by Tom_D666
12-04-03
And what do YOU want to be when you grow up, little gurl?
I wanna be...
ALMIGHTY RULER OF HELL

 

by Tom_D666
4-22-04
EXCITING EH!!!?!??!?!/1/11/1/
lolz

 

by Tom_D666
4-22-04
ROFLS I AM A GOTH DRESSED UP AS SATAN
YUO WILL LISTEN TO GATWH MUSIC LIKE EVANESENCE AND MARILYN MANSON WIHCH ISN'T REALLY GOTH MUSIC BUT SOME PEOPLE SAY IT IS SO I'M NOT SURE WHO TO BELIEVE I GET ATTENTION FROM DOING ALOT OF SUICIDE ATTA

 

by Tom_D666
5-10-04
I LIED
FOCK U NARRATOR

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