A CAT AND HIS, UHM, OWNER

Author: Tom_D666

Date: November 24, 2003

by Tom_D666
11-24-03
Garfield, where is my [insert object of no value here] ?
Oh, I [insert past tense negative action here] under your/the [household item]
That wasn't a nice thing to do.
Who gives a shit.
Hey, what the fuck, this never happened in Garfield.
Who said it was Garfield? And why the fuck are you talking to a GODDAMN CAT anyway? Go to hell.