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by argh
4-01-04
tomorrow is friday.
it would be cool if i wasn't sad
I'm talking to no one
\m/(*.*)\m/ this one is a snowman
\m/(^_^)\m/ this one is just normal

 

by argh
4-01-04
Dude, you suck. You are such a loser.
I know I am, but I can't help it.
You know everyone thinks you're retarded or something?
Yeah I know.
You're such a fuckup sometimes
It's not my fault.

 

by argh
4-01-04
holy shit i'm tired
it's 11:46
i wanna sleep

 

by argh
4-01-04
My name is Little Love Bear.
I love rainbows and weefolk and bunnies and swirly lollipops and candy cane trees and hugs!
I love you.
I also love everyone. I think we should all hug the world by not polluting or doing drugs.
I have turrets. That was all a spasm. Sorry, but I don't mean anything I say during spasms.
You suck really a lot.

 

by argh
4-02-04
Boo ya!
I get to stay home today!
yay now I can sit around and make comics all day or something

 

by argh
4-02-04
I'm not wearing pantz
Awesome.
So... that's all I have to say, so what do you have to say?
I have to say that I'm in love with Aaron Carter.
Woah that's crazy cool
Aw shucks

 

by argh
4-02-04
Excuse me, do you know where the nearest place with a bathroom is? I have to pee really bad.
uhhh...
hoo da heall iz u?
It doesn't matter. I just need directions.
uhhh.... well... err... maybe you go left.. but no, you go straight and... uh... der i don't know
You're gonna burn in hell for this

 

by argh
4-02-04
Mom, I'm going to the moon. I won't be back for 2 years
Oh no!! My sweet baby boy is leavin me!!
Calm down mom, it's not like i'll never see you again.
But what if that evil space walrus eats you?
I'm leaving. I can't take your retardedness anymore.
No!!! My baby!!

 

by argh
4-02-04
Oh shit that bear is looking at me again.
Well go over and talk to him
uhh... hi.
HELLO. TEEHEE TEEHEE.
So what happened?
I think that bear has turrets. What are you trying to do? Set me up with a spaztastic bear? That's so fucking weird

 

by argh
4-02-04
I am a cucumber.
Oh really?
Yes.
Would you come here for a second?
AAHHHHHHHHHH!! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
What? Get over here!

 

by argh
4-02-04
Sink into the underground by Cky is an awesome song
listen to it, bitches!
hehe i'm done.

 

by argh
4-02-04
Hi. My name is Robert.
Hi Robert.
I'm an alcoholic.
... we don't really care. This isn't an alcoholics thing.
oh shit I'm embarrassed.
Ok get out bitch.

 

by argh
4-03-04
Step 1: tell them that you have a huge penis
My pee pee is bigger than yours
No way mine is 9 feet long
step 2: Say that you will prove it to them if they want. that's creepy
you don't have a penis. you're a girl.
So what? I'm telling you, i have a penis. If you want me to prove it to you, i will
step 3: tell them it's going to injure them
i'm outta here, you creepy psycho! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
yea get away before i have a boner. it might injure you

 

by argh
4-03-04
one time i got mud all over the carpet and my mom made me clean it up
ok. that was random.
no seriously, it happened
i'm sure it did, but that was random of you to say that
if you don't believe me, go ask my mom
I DIDN'T SAY IT WASN'T TRUE! SHUT THE HELL UP!!

 

by argh
4-03-04
beep beep pow!
What the hell?
pow pow beep!
What is it doing
BEEP BEEP POW POW!!
What the OW! MY LEG! IT JUST SHOT ME WITH A FUCKING LASER! THAT LITTLE BITCH!!

 

by argh
4-03-04
I cant' believe you did that. That was so outrageous
I didn't mean to
What an awful thing to do.
Jesus, it wasn't my fault. I'm gonna smack you with a kitchen utensil if you don't shutup.
You should go to jail for that or something. I mean, crap man, that was the worst thing to do at a time like this.
I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T MY FAULT!! GO THE FUCK AWAY!!

 

by argh
4-04-04
A giraffe and an ostrich walk into a bar
and the bartender says, "what the hell are zoo animals doing in here?"
so he called animal control and they took the giraffe and the ostrich back to the zoo.

 

by argh
4-10-04
woh who da hell iz u?
i'm yo mamma
no u ain't
yes i iz!
ok fine you are my mamma.
NO I'M NOT!!

 

by argh
4-10-04
omg i'm amber
omg
omg you're amber
omg yes
you didn't see me
i am amber and i know that you are buddha

 

by argh
4-12-04
Ok man, I can't take this anymore. Stop staring at me.
I'm sorry, but you look so fine
I know but stop staring at me. It's creepy
Ok. I'll leave you alone.
Can I have your autograph first?
Sweet jesus! will you just leave me alone?!

 

by argh
4-12-04
Hey
Hey
...
help me.
please
no. go away.

 

by argh
4-12-04
that's the thing on cars where it tells you if the car door is open
door ajar
haha the car door is open
door open
it's still open
that's the coolest part of the movie
I SAID CLOSE THE DOOR, SHITHEAD!!
HAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!! *dies*

 

by argh
4-18-04
tu es estupido abuelo!
Nanananananan! you can't catch me!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!! I'M SO FUCKING BORED!!
adios, perdedor
OPRAH WINFREY IS SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT TWITCHING TWITCHING HER HEAD!!!
HINDU HINDU THAT'S WHAT I AM!!
hahsediridnmcveieru
BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKING MORON!
CHEESBURGERS AND MY EYELIDS ARE SWEATING!!1

 

by argh
4-22-04
I broke up with the snowman
it's ova.
cool. i hate you anyway.

 

by argh
4-22-04
Sweet jesus it's a snowman!!!
oh geez. not again...
Oh can I have your autograph? Please?
Well... I'm kinda busy...
OH PLEASE OH PLEASE I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!! IT WILL ONLY TAKE 2 SECONDS!!!
WHAT IF I DON'T HAVE 2 SECONDS TO WASTE WITH A STUPID LITTLE FUCKFACE LIKE YOU??!! YOU ARE NOT MY BIGGEST FAN JUST BECAUSE YOU ANSWERED SOME DUMB TRIVIA QUESTIONS ABOUT ME ON MTV!!!!GET THE FUCK AWAY

 

by argh
4-22-04
Wow there is some new thing that takes out the caca words in your comics.
so if i say fuck, it will say ****
so all you little kids out there, fuckity fuck fuck shit shit shit!
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING BECAUSE IT'S GOT LITTLE STARS!!!
ass bitch shit fuck cunt motherfucker cock go to hell
i like to make comics and then see which naughty words get little stars...

 

by argh
4-22-04
marijuana?
burn in hell?
ok, i see how it is...

 

by argh
4-22-04
woa i saw the little button to turn the little stars off...
man am i stupid...

 

by argh
4-22-04
I'm stupid
You're stupid
Any questions?
no. this is where I live.

 

by argh
4-22-04
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
CUZ I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!

 

by argh
4-24-04
blah blah ding ding ding ding!! pow pow!!
Shut the hell up, Amber
Ahhhhhh!!! I have to pee!!!
But you just went a few minutes ago.
Oh my god that kid is sexy!!!
eww no he's not he's dead.

 

by argh
4-24-04
Hey geuss what
what
uhhhh
WHAT YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
i have an ass
Wow you are a total and complete fucktard

 

by argh
4-24-04
hey guess what
what
i have a .........
a what
AMBER TELLS THE TRUTH
a penis
NO YOU DONT DONT EVER SAY THAT YOU DONT HAVE A FUCKIN PENIS YOUR A GIRL NOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT UP YOU DONT HAVE ONE YOU DONT YOU DONT I KNOW YOU DONT SO DONT SAY YOU DO!

 

by argh
4-24-04
HEY JESUS
HEY AMBER
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME*SCARED*
BECAUSE IM JESUS KING OF THE JEWS
SO YOUR FAMILIER WITH JESSE ESTNER
NO THAT GOD DAMN FUCKING JEW WAS ADOPTED!

 

by argh
4-24-04
I'M A CHICKEN!!
OMG YES YOU ARE!!!
MY SHIRT IS RED!!!
NO IT'S NOT!!!
I'M SMART AND YOU ARE AN EGG!!!
NO YOU AREN'T!!!

 

by argh
4-24-04
HI
Hello
who the hell do you think you are jesus or something
i am...........im also the king of the jews
right .....and when im older im going to dress like a dick and be king of the speds
shut the fuck up amber you have a dick and you already are the king of speds notice that i siad KING

 

by argh
4-24-04
wee i'm living in the walls with roach!!
foo?
i love you! you are so sexy!
foo?
SHUT THE HELL UP AND RUN IN THE WALLS WITH ME!!!!!!
foo?

 

by argh
4-24-04
saved by the bell was by far the best televison show i've ever seen.
are you insane?
yes.

 

by argh
4-26-04
how are you?
that doesn't matter. what matters is you joining my cult.
bizzaro hamtaro tomorrow
come with me. you can be one of us. ONE OF US!!!
i'm leaving before anything else bizzare happens
isn't that new sandwich from mcdonalds bizzare? JESUS CHRIST IT'S NOT THAT BIZZARE!! IT'S NOT BIZZARE AT ALL!! IT'S JUST A SANDWICH!! I HATE THOSE COMMERCIALS!!

 

by argh
4-26-04
Alright. I've got my bags packed. Let's go.
Where are we going again?
We are going to Chicago, the city of angels.
Wait a minute, isn't Los Angeles the city of angels?
SHUTUP MAN I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE THIS SEEM IMPORTANT!!! KINDA LIKE A MOVIE WHEN THEY ALWAYS SAY WHERE THEY'RE GOING AND THEN THEY SAY THE MOTTO OF THAT PLACE OR WHATEVER!!! JESUS!!
is u alright?

 

by argh
4-26-04
you just kicked me in the balls!
what? no i didn't!
YOU KICKED ME IN THE BALLS!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK? NO I DIDN'T!!
YES YOU DID GOD DAMMIT!! I'M GONNA DIE!!
AHHHHHHHH NO I DIDN'T NO I DIDN'T!!!! YOU ARE CRAZY!!

 

by argh
4-26-04
YOU FUCKING KICKED ME IN THE BALLS!!
NO I DIDN'T!!
YES YOU DID!!
NO I DIDN'T!!
well... this is dumb...
YES YOU DID!!!
NO I DIDN'T!!!

 

by argh
4-26-04
when i grow up i want to be a firefighter
when i grow up i want to be a ballerina
that girl 20 years later
where da hell iz jethro?
that guy 20 years later
uhh... yea...

 

by argh
4-27-04
ring ring
hello?
...
HELLO??
I had to remake this damn thing 3 times, so you better be happy with it, or i'll eat your face off!!!
... cock!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!
darn you hooligans and your pranks!! i'll get you!!

 

by argh
4-27-04
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
shut up. that's not cool.
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I said shut up!!! You are an idiot!!
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
AHHHHH I SAID TO SHUT UP WHAT PART OF THAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!!! YOU ARE NOT COOL!!!

 

by argh
5-24-04
only you can prevent forest fries
what?
huh?
it's forest fires you idiot!
i ran out of ideas... so sue me. hahahahahahaahah NO.
no more forest fires!
just stop talking.

 

by argh
5-24-04
Hey satan
yes?
can I ask you something?
sure
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
fuck you.

 

by argh
5-24-04
you are short.
fuck off.

 

by argh
5-25-04
yeah...
what?
i'm bored out of my mind
i don't care.
mission accomplished
gimme a cigarette
no.

 

by argh
5-25-04
that little indian girl is mr kralik
kids, don't talk to andrea, she'll get upset with you
*sleeping*
i never talk in his class so he always randomly calls my name and i just sit there and stuff
say a really long word
mrkralikisreallyannoyingandi'mgoingtoriphisbrainsoutandfeedthemtomychildren. is that long enough?
school makes me really tired
ANDREA!!!
*sleeping again*

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