How to creep someone out!

Author: argh

Date: April 3, 2004

by argh
4-03-04
Step 1: tell them that you have a huge penis
My pee pee is bigger than yours
No way mine is 9 feet long
step 2: Say that you will prove it to them if they want. that's creepy
you don't have a penis. you're a girl.
So what? I'm telling you, i have a penis. If you want me to prove it to you, i will
step 3: tell them it's going to injure them
i'm outta here, you creepy psycho! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
yea get away before i have a boner. it might injure you