All comics by boinky33

 

by boinky33
8-30-02
This one time I took two fish, cut them in half and glued them together!
I do not believe you!
.......................

 

by boinky33
8-30-02
Did you take out the garbage yet?......
Shut up, dad!

 

by boinky33
8-30-02
Why the hell did you rip the top off the airplane?!?
Hogarth wanted to fly in convertible!

 

by boinky33
8-30-02
My daddy is a fire fighter!
My daddy is a lawyer!
My daddy is a police officer!
My daddy is a teacher!
My daddy is a judge!
My daddy maturbates in front of a camera and then posts it on the internet for money!

 

by boinky33
8-30-02
HI! I'm Timmy! What's your name?
UG!
That's just gross!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
8-30-02
I would think having the "Play Boy Channel" would more fun!
hmmmmm..........
NO MORE JERKING OFF TO "HBO"!

 

by boinky33
8-30-02
You hear about this thing called the......Computer? It is a little grey box that you stare blankly into!
We already have the TV!......This "computer" will never make it!
HA! HA! HA! HA!
© 1983

 

by boinky33
8-30-02
Would you like some pie?
I would rather eat rancid tuna out of a baboob's ass with a straw!
JEEZ! I'll take that as a no!
I didn't say "no". Just ask me again!
Okay. Would you like some......
NO, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
8-30-02
Hey, Ice Pick! That little burger punk forgot my fries!
What do ya want me to do with him, boss?
You know what to do............
I read ya loud and clear, boss!......

 

by boinky33
8-30-02
Do you accept major credit cards or possibly I.O.U.s?

 

by boinky33
8-30-02
FART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who farted?

 

by boinky33
8-30-02

 

by boinky33
8-30-02
Hey, kids! Wanna hold hands and sing about rainbows?
No. Not really.
oh, okay.
Wanna snort coke off a credit card?

 

by boinky33
8-31-02
I got some bad news.
Jesus doesn't love you!
But he likes you as a friend.

 

by boinky33
8-31-02
Okay, dad, I broke Mr.Johnson's legs! Who else owes you money?

 

by boinky33
9-01-02
I see dead people!
Then stop digging up their graves and having sex with them!
No.

 

by boinky33
9-01-02
Excuse me, sir. Your fly is undone.
OH, HOW FUCKING CONVENIENT! WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER HERE AND JERK ME OFF FOR A WHILE THEN!

 

by boinky33
9-01-02
A Dolphin
A Tapeworm
Abe Vigoda

 

by boinky33
9-01-02
Oh, boy! I can't wait!
YAY!
Welcome to hell, sinner!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! You look nothing like Elizabeth Hurley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
9-01-02
La vulva.

 

by boinky33
9-01-02
Well..............My dick isn't sucking itself!

 

by boinky33
9-01-02
Can you read my mind?
No.

 

by boinky33
9-03-02
Hey, daddy! Can you tell me about mommy? You've hit me on the head so many times that I've lost most of my memory.
well, your mother was a 58 year old swedish crack whore who I fucked in 1986. Nine months later she gave birth to you behind a 7-11 and hacked off your imbilical cord with a rusty fork.
I WANT MY MOMMY! WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want some vodka.

 

by boinky33
9-03-02
FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!
OH, YEAH! FUCK MY ASS! FUCK MY ASS!
FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!
HARDER! HARDER!
FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!
OHHHH! I'M CUMMING!!!!!

 

by boinky33
9-03-02
FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!
OH, YES! FUCK MY ASS! FUCK MY ASS!
FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!
HARDER!!!!!!!!
FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!
OH, YEAH!
I'm a robot.

 

by boinky33
9-04-02
Oh, Garcon! There's a fly in my soup!
Oh, that's just my son taking a bath. And he's doing it all by himself.
Sniff. When they turn 3 days old they think they can do everything alone.

 

by boinky33
9-04-02

 

by boinky33
9-05-02
So then I'm like "Whatever!" and she's like "You wish!" then I go "Yeah, right!"
Pee on me.

 

by boinky33
9-05-02
You've got a friend in me! You've got a friend in me!
Shut up.

 

by boinky33
9-06-02
Did you know that you stop having wet dreams when you start having sex?
zzzzzzzzzzzz
*EJACULATE!*
zzzzzzzzzzzz
Yeah, I can't get laid either.
zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

by boinky33
9-06-02
I can touch my forehead with my toung.
What a load of bunk!
Bunk?

 

by boinky33
9-06-02
......And then I caught her in bed sucking off my dog!......Now, I would usually be calm and collective, but this time she went too far! So then I took a knife and......
Sir! Please!......
..........Do you know where the bus stop is or not?

 

by boinky33
9-06-02
I wish something would happen!
Oh, hello.
Smell my finger!

 

by boinky33
9-06-02
Mouse.
Mice.
Goose.
Geese.
Moose.
Moose.

 

by boinky33
9-07-02
Do you love me?
Is the pope catholic?
So boinky goes off to ask his priest.
Is the pope catholic?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Excuse me....

 

by boinky33
9-07-02
Yo, mac! Wanna fuck one of my ladies? Only 200 bucks!
WHAT!?! That's sick! Not to mention ILLEGAL! You sicken me, sir!
Got any weed?

 

by boinky33
9-07-02
One day at the ranch
So I says "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Oh, now I get it!

 

by boinky33
9-07-02
Red rum! Red rum!
RAR!!!!!!
When I'm done with you, it would be more like: RED BUM! RED BUM!

 

by boinky33
9-07-02
Right before the dinosaurs became exstinct
You know, you're going to die from smoking those cigarettes!
Oh, yeah? I bet you five bucks that I won't!
Then came the big bang
You owe me five bucks!

 

by boinky33
9-07-02
Oh, hello, Mr. Johnson. Did my son behave at Timmy's sleep over?
That's what I wanted to talk to you about. Your son used some foul language at my house last night.
What? My Jeffrey? He never swore before in his life.
Hmmmm? Rather strange.
Would you like to come in for tea and talk about it some more?
No! I better fuck off to my shit-hole of a home! My bitch keeps nagging me to wash the fucking car!

 

by boinky33
9-07-02
I cannot believe it! I have actually made contact with a real alien! I wonder if he speaks english!
Is he nice or evil? Are his plans world domination or just observing?
I got a purple ray gun, do you?

 

by boinky33
9-07-02
What's that show with the family who got lost in a land full of dinosaurs?
RAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!!!!
No, that's not it.
Land Of The Lost?

 

by boinky33
9-07-02
You got a buttfor in your hair.
What's a buttfor?
Oh, about 4 or 5 pounds.
Say what?

 

by boinky33
9-07-02
If you're such a good magician, pull a rabbit out of your hat!
HA! Child's play! I can do better than that!
Just give me a second.......
Okay! I got it!
That must of hurt!
Damn! That takes alot out of me!

 

by boinky33
9-07-02
Oh, my god! Somebody decapitated the butler!
That's not how you get aHEAD in this buisness!......
What? Too soon?

 

by boinky33
9-07-02
You are a discrace to this family! You will never be a man!
I'm a man!......
I go pee-pee standing up and everything!

 

by boinky33
9-07-02
Honey, We have to break up.
What? Why?
Well......I'm a lesbian!
That's okay. I don't mind. Let's fuck.

 

by boinky33
9-07-02
I'm touching an invisible chick's boobs!

 

by boinky33
9-07-02
I'm going to wrangle you!
Why?
Because I'm a pink donkey wrangler! It said so in the fourms!
I thought you were a member of Tobor's fan club.
I can be both!
Whatever. Just don't cop a feel while you're wrangling me!

 

by boinky33
9-10-02
Oh, god yes!!!!!!!
SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!
Okay, I did your side of the bargain. Now where's my cigarettes you promised?
I don't smoke. It stunts your growth.

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