CC 141: boinky33's childhood

Author: boinky33

Date: September 3, 2002

by boinky33
9-03-02
Hey, daddy! Can you tell me about mommy? You've hit me on the head so many times that I've lost most of my memory.
well, your mother was a 58 year old swedish crack whore who I fucked in 1986. Nine months later she gave birth to you behind a 7-11 and hacked off your imbilical cord with a rusty fork.
I WANT MY MOMMY! WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want some vodka.