All comics by cockring9462

 

by cockring9462
6-03-06
Happy
100th
Retarded
Unfunny
Comic
Show

 

by cockring9462
6-03-06
Damn I'd love to smash some squashes with my axe
Oh shit, a pumpkin is sort of like a squash.
No, a pumpkin won't do.
yay!

 

by cockring9462
6-04-06
This is my house. You're on my turf
Sorry there, guy. You got any drugs?
*bark* *bark* *bark*
such a cute doggie
k I'm gonna lie down and huff gasoline

 

by cockring9462
6-04-06
aw jeez, how will I inform the Internet that my penis is awesome?!
go away
Wait, why do I tell the Internet about my cock?
we hate y00
oh, horrible, horrible attention
loves the cock

 

by cockring9462
6-04-06
Universe A
Whoa, my pet bird vanished
Universe B
Bird has been stolen from Universe B
Cool. Turn planet into cheese
Planet has been turned into cheese, Sir

 

by cockring9462
6-05-06
Ok, grandson, we're going shopping
And no matter what, I won't turn this comic into pedophelia/insest joke
Deception
I'm wearing grannies' stockings
I have a raging boner!

 

by cockring9462
6-05-06
Shark Jokes aren't very funny
Why'd the shark cross the road? To kill everyone!
A guy walks into a bar, and gets killed by a shark
A shark goes to a talent agency, and kills everyone

 

by cockring9462
6-06-06
I've never spoken to a supernatural horror before
Your insolence enrages me!
Pray tell, Supernatural Horror, what lies beyond--
SILENCE!
This comic isn't going anywhere, is it?
No

 

by cockring9462
6-10-06
How goes the haunting?
It's always the same, they feel a drop in temprature and hear some sounds, and that's it
Sounds like you're not trying, You have to do shit like possess blenders and launch them!
I don't have it in me
You're true neutral, remember? You have do do as much bad as good. On weekends I help at the soup kitchen to balance out my karma
Haunting food to make it taste good is not me

 

by cockring9462
6-10-06
Conflict Starts
In our records we see you haven't completed the census
Climax of Narrative
I Emmm Nott Froomzz Zthiz Country
Ok, that settles that.
Conflict Resolved
We're done?
Yes, all done. Have a nice day

 

by cockring9462
6-10-06
I remember when MySpace was about the music, it was for real musicians, it was for the art...
Lawyer edits dialoge
Then what happened?
We were invaded by stupid, young beautiful teenage (YET LEGAL) girls, I can't stay mad at them...
?
They ruined myspace, but, oh, the groupies!

 

by cockring9462
6-10-06
Emily Bronte, was she the one who went insane on the moors?
The Moors?
The moors! Rocky, mossy, flat land, gentle sloops of more moors everywoor! Moors make you maaad!
Looks like a field to me
MOORS! VIVA LA MOORS!
...

 

by cockring9462
6-10-06
We've posted in the forums
We chose the name cockring for maxium attention.
I posted 5 and then derailed two more threads
Most cartoons are more retarded than those
And no one replied
You hate me already

 

by cockring9462
6-10-06
Why the hell would you choose the name "cockring"
ACKAAAHACKHATTENTION!!!!!!
Look at him stretch, breaking the background
Are you a cockfag?
No, we just know where the low-brow humor is. A cockring is the single most disgusting object I can think of.
If you take my comics and look for hidden meaning: that's cruel and unusal mental self-mutliation
Get lost, weirdos
BAHH! apppreciate my greatness, douchefarts

 

by cockring9462
6-10-06
I present the jury some issues with for your examination: Giant Spiders.
Giant Spiders are 4 times the strength of an average man, and are posionus. Lethal poison.
Why do D&D players kill giant spiders like it's such a normal thing? I think LoTR helped dispell this misunderstanding about Giant Spiders

 

by cockring9462
6-10-06
You're going to die in an hour, so I'll walk with you until then
Sure thing
One hour passes
...
...
Nah, just kidding, you have years to live!
!

 

by cockring9462
6-10-06
Finally, the citizens of Alberta have created the first Libertarian state!
I'm now respondible for protecting my own airspace, so I have a SAM set up in the backyard
It's the shit.

 

by cockring9462
6-10-06
You've not melted
I'm made of ghost
What do you do when you see a giant spider?
I've never seen one.
You own Wal-Mart?
I am only a shareholder

 

by cockring9462
6-11-06
They didn't like my comics
They aren't funny
Let's kick it to 1000!

 

by cockring9462
6-12-06
The Internet is where sociopaths mingle
Sociopaths around the globe, finding new ways to have orgasms.
It's hard to get attention
My prostate now has AIDS!

 

by cockring9462
6-14-06
Being a Christmas Tree is hard the other 364 days of the year
The other trees look at you funny because you're covered in tinsel..
And you're a cut tree with no roots, so you dehydrate and die

 

by cockring9462
6-14-06
Everyone is judgmental because I wear a bunny outfit. So I'll talk at length about discrimnation. Why don't I get invited as guest DJ to major events?
Mastery of Quantum Mechanics, and a General Unified Theory are things that will hapen in our lifetime. The repercussions could lead to vastly powerful energy sources
Like my nutsack
Quit interupting
I have an anti-gravity helmet, but it's broken and you can't see it.

 

by cockring9462
6-14-06
You know that sheep eat 'shrooms. Magic mushrooms. They seek them out and eat the right ones and get high
I don't touch that whole fungus kingdom, not even cheese.
Hey don't discrimnate against fungi

 

by cockring9462
6-14-06
Now, Officer, there's no law against going to the bathroom
This is a crime scene, leave this bathroom
Please don't say something gross
Pardon me, I'm off to eat shit, while shitting, and my partner will put diarrhea up her vagina
I just shat myself
I'll eat that for you

 

by cockring9462
6-14-06
Goat Thing, do you ever feel alienated living in the big city?
Well, I'd rather live like those sheep who eat shrooms
Well now that's illegal for you or I
So sheep are drug addicts?
Oh, haha, sheep are perfectly normal, very fluffy mammalls.
I'm 1/4 sheep

 

by cockring9462
6-14-06
You know why us girls are all the same? I am We. We are I.
ohhkay
We're a hive mind, I am every woman
ohh wtf
You're now in on our little secret
great

 

by cockring9462
6-15-06
Hey those DJ blokes really put on a show
Oh fuck off with that brit talk.
We both burt down the White House in 1812, remember?
No. Fag.
Know your history, fucking talking dog
I'm gonna pee on the carpet

 

by cockring9462
6-16-06
Says here you lost the lottery
I blame you!
I'm just reading what it says here..
Your fault, your bad Karma made me lose the lottery
You're probably right
Cool

 

by cockring9462
6-16-06
Trendy Indie Music Band "A4" is playing in the local graveyard
Do they sound like Nintendo music?
..sometimes
But not all the time?
Correct
Not worth getting a haircut for, sorry.

 

by cockring9462
6-16-06
WE ARE
A4!
A background video of crazy, violent things plays in a loop. Industrial music plays for six minutes
*applause*
A4 4 EVER
A4 rules!

 

by cockring9462
6-16-06
Why isn't A4 coming back next tour?
Well, creative difference have split the band in two. "A" and "4" are touring seperately. They're rivals.
ohhh!
So, who's side are you on?
lets have a rap-off!

 

by cockring9462
6-17-06
Oh, no one is home.... People still use mail, huh. I just email
Junk mail, erotic smut bought at Amazon, and a creepy cardboard box that's ticking!
I'll wrap it in my blast-absorbing, indestructable leather coat

 

by cockring9462
6-17-06
Oh, why excuse me.. are you .. uh... Balrog?
Obviously I'm not, and the player is retarded
I can acount to 100
I'm sure you can
9 magic missles at once, so stfu
Hey, want a link to a pr0n site?

 

by cockring9462
6-18-06
You think you're leaving this place? You're never leaving this place. EVER!
hey now
For a prison guard, you're a bit of a dick.
Daddy spanked me a lot
whatever!

 

by cockring9462
6-18-06
HU-NAMS posses strange rituals, like the HOTSWEATRAEV
It involves mashing 20 people into a loud dark room
And smoking outside wondering what the big deal is
It's so dope in here, I can smell the C02!!

 

by cockring9462
6-18-06
Goat Thing, we need your DNA
sure, why?
You're superior when compared to the average goat. And superior when compared to the average sheep.
How so?
YOU ARE A TALKING GOAT
Oh yeah

 

by cockring9462
6-18-06
We uh, had our scuffles on the Internet...
huh?
Well, yeah, I don't really remember either
huh?
We're all cool now. Peace, Brotha.
huh?

 

by cockring9462
6-18-06
Just ask my black friend, Jamal, about Whitie
Kill Whitie, kill kill kill
See!
You just asked me to say that
That I did!

 

by cockring9462
6-18-06
You gonna fuck him up, fuck him up good, Tom
He's gonna get soooo fucked up!
With your Axe of Wounding
He's gonna get so wounded!
Right on!
Right on!

 

by cockring9462
6-18-06
GHOST PIRATE!
woohoo!
I'll haunt your dreams and pillage them and take much gold
Oh you crazy fucker
Naw just kidding
You on chems?

 

by cockring9462
6-18-06
Bitch Nigga Muthafucker dosen't say a word to me, and Bitch Dyke Mothafucka dosen't even show up!
And you're pleased why?
It clearly shows my utter mastery of smoking pot in a basement.
Will you say bad things about them?
No time for the Romper Room, I'd rather talk about myself anyhow.

 

by cockring9462
6-18-06
Crustacean, you're a long-lived lifeform, but your days are numbered. You're gonna die
Awww fuck
And before you die you'll probably be in a lot of pain
Well fuck this shit
If it's of any help in your time of mortal grief, you're going to be delicious.
great

 

by cockring9462
6-18-06
I've made it, made it to the wild, off that horrible crustacean farm. Tell me Snail, tell me about freedom?
It's pretty ok
It's just "ok"? Surely you realize you're living on your own merits, tracking down your own food, all that cool stuff
Ok, sure, food is good
I'm ravaged with hunger, can I kill you?
Dude, I got a shell

 

by cockring9462
6-18-06
Yeah, anyhow, so what do I eat? I've lived off feed all my life
You eat slime, fungus, or insects if you're really lucky
Sounds great!
Yeah, the slime eating really fullfils me, as a crustacean
'effing right

 

by cockring9462
6-18-06
The crustacean story has been aburpty halted due to lack of conflict
No conflict, no story. No conflict, no interest. No interest, no drama. No drama, no story.
For example. I totally hate yooooouu!!
Well I hate yoooooou!
bang bang pow crash bang
crash bang pow pow crash bang

 

by cockring9462
6-20-06
Ok, the votes are in.
Giving me a final rating of 1 star out of 5
That's higher than zero!
I'm only popular in France!
Oui
Oui

 

by cockring9462
6-20-06
Phase 1
Fartpaste, LOL!
keep trying
Phase 2
I'm on so much meth
keep trying
Phase 3
I am the never-ending white light of truth
keep trying

 

by cockring9462
6-21-06
Good news, GT, you're going on tour!
What?
You're a million-dollar freak!
See my hooves, I can't sign shit
We plan to make a lot of money out of you!

 

by cockring9462
6-21-06
The Two-Headed Elephant Speaks
Behold
Behold
All cower in fear because of my vast memory
My only enemy is the clone army
Clone Army rules
Clone Army rules

 

by cockring9462
6-21-06
Wow, killer party, guys!
shut up
Wow, awesome party, guys!
shut up
Wow, wicked party, guys!

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