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by codehappykid
6-05-03
He thinks I can't fly, but I know better! I'll show him!
Attaboy, Greg! Go make your old man proud!
I will! I'll jump off Desert Mountain and fly to Tahiti!
You're a brave man! Get out there and show gravity who's boss!
We're slowly winning the war.

 

by codehappykid
6-05-03
There it is! I see it in the distance!
I'm here! Now I just have to climb to the top!
Then again, if I can fly, why did I climb up here?

 

by codehappykid
6-05-03
GERONIMO!
I wonder if Dad will come and get me?

 

by codehappykid
6-12-03
Dr. Plastered, can you really make women like me?
But why, Johnny? There already are!
NO! That's not what I meant.
Oh, I see...
Don't worry! I'm on that like Richard Simmons on crack!
Yes. Yes you are.

 

by codehappykid
6-18-03
Hey, Hans. My grandma died.
Zounds! I must fly to Switzerland and inform my friends!
That's really not...
AWAY!
...I have e-mail.

 

by codehappykid
6-18-03
Dear Everyone, My grandmother is dead at 100 years young. She died as she lived, arguing with imaginary Democrats.
Just letting you know. P.S., Hans will be arriving shortly. Lock your doors.
Oops, I think I mistyped that address. I wonder if I still can...
Sent.

 

by codehappykid
6-18-03
Hey, I just got a weird e-mail from a lady in Michigan.
Really? Dude, what about?
Her grandma's dead and she invited the entire extended Swiss Armyknives family to the funeral. I'm somehow on the list.
Dude, that is weird. BTW, you won the last comic competition.
That gives me an idea...nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Please put down your cat.

 

by codehappykid
6-18-03
I shall begin this service with a supplication to Almighty Brad so that next time I may conduct a funeral during the daytime.
That said, I shall spend the next hour speaking many latin words and looking solemn.
What's a red-haired guy with a cat doing with a bunch of Swiss Armyknives?

 

by codehappykid
6-22-03
Dude, it's my 21st!
Aaaaaay, you gotta get wasted with us!
Um...but I'm a lifeform from the sugar bowl. I can't get any liquid on me.
But you're gonna get wasted with us, right?
MY FRIENDS SUCK!

 

by codehappykid
6-28-03
user name: codehappykid password: ********
OK, connecting to Stripcreator!
I thought I left the munchkins back in Oz?
I think I'll check out the latest CC...huh?
The forums are now donor and invite only.

 

by codehappykid
6-29-03
...and that is why I must take vengeance upon Buffy!
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the network already did.
...
Now, let's wander off and find our Prophetess.
I want to die.
I shed an invisible tear. The desert is ahead.

 

by codehappykid
6-29-03
She must be around somewhere...huh?
Oh no. A talking bird. My wife will kill me.
Why would your wife kill you on account of me?
I was called to replace the previous prophet. If I am delusional, she will make me sleep on the prayer rug.
I wish I could say you were. I don't want to be here.
Allah save me. I am tempted to drink.

 

by codehappykid
6-29-03
I suppose that fool woman got taken in by Satan.
I know nothing. I do not wish to be a Prophet.
Hey, I hate to say this, but I have to introduce you to someone who's been following me.
I've never seen anyone like you before.
I should say not. What is this 'Buffy'. My wife will sleep elsewhere for a year.

 

by codehappykid
6-30-03
Hello Stripcreator! This is codehappykid speaking. I've finally selected my representative character.
Please give me something else. Please give me something else. Please...

 

by codehappykid
6-30-03
Hey Kajun! I'm codehappykid!
I don't know you.
Oh. Well, I've been here for a year or so. Anyway, I'm just letting you know what's going on.
I don't know you.
Maybe we can have a soda or something?
You don't seem to understand what I'm trying to say.

 

by codehappykid
6-30-03
Hi Drexle! It's codehappykid.
You're a duck?
Well, not in real life, of course.
I've got an idea. Why don't you go to China?
Hey, I've always wanted to travel! Maybe I should.
Effing dolt.

 

by codehappykid
6-30-03
Hi Brad.
Hey, how many forumusers are you going to mock?
All of them. Why leave any out?
Aren't you worried you might piss someone off?
Piss THEM off? I'm an effing duck.
You brought that on yourself, man.

 

by codehappykid
6-30-03
I'm codehappykid. You're boorite, right?
Neither of us should be in this background.
I want $1,000,000.
Call the police.

 

by codehappykid
6-30-03
Hi. I'm introducing my rep-char to all the forum users.
Why the hell would you bother?
I think it's funny. Maybe someone else will, too.
Yeah, like TheBearButt.
If you mention that name again, you will be featured in a 70-part Zero Wing takeoff.
Get your text off my robot.

 

by codehappykid
6-30-03
Hi Lara! I'm codehappykid.
You have no idea who I am. How are you going to do this?
EXTRAPOLATE!
Oh, I see.
No, it was a question. Do you have any extra polate?
Do I want to know what that is?

 

by codehappykid
6-30-03
I'll just be moseyin' on along naw...
HA! I'm over here now.
But you's the primary speaker! You's is viorlatin' fundamental laws o' comics by standin' on the right!
Yes, but even fundamental laws are subject to the power of the observer!
This joke's been done!
Yes, but not with a duck involved!

 

by codehappykid
6-30-03
Hello fuzzyman! I'm codehappykid. Now that I have chosen a duck to rep me, I...
Hold up. Why are we in prison?
All right, fuzzyman. You've discovered my evil plot.
I have?
Yes, you have.
You mind EXTRAPOLATING?

 

by codehappykid
6-30-03
I can't do this anymore.
And so it ends as it begun...stupidly.

 

by codehappykid
7-03-03
Archmage-Cory is in game 'Archmage' I-WIL-KIL-U has joined this game
Nightmare at last! I guess I'll go to the Church and get some books.
I NED GODLY PLAT OF WALE!
Who are you?
GIV 2 MEE GODLY PLAT OF WALE!!
God damn it, get out of my game.
U HAV GODLY PLAT OF WALE!?

 

by codehappykid
7-03-03
ROAR!
Level 9 Firebolt!
FOOM!
xXClan-Leader(DUMB)Xx has joined this game.
Oh, golem poop.

 

by codehappykid
7-03-03
I don't like clans.
Y
They're unoriginal and there are too many of them. It's like McDonald's.
I WORK at McDonald's!
I have book-finding to do.
You can't go into the dungeon. If you do, I'll use Level 15 Fireball on you. Hahaha!

 

by codehappykid
7-03-03
Look, I'm not in the mood to be PK'ed right now.
Tough beans! Why don't you become a DUMB member, and maybe I won't kill you?
-fredy_kreger(JERK)- has joined this game.
Can't we come to some sort of agreement?
What? It's a member of JERK! I gotta go kill him!
I don't understand clans.
Hey, JERK! Get over 'ere!

 

by codehappykid
7-04-03
Meanwhile...
TOBOR CORNHOLE!
OH YES! TOBOR!
RAAAAAAAAAR!
YES! YES! TOBOR! YES!
DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!?
I'LL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

 

by codehappykid
7-08-03
The post-modern liberalist philosophy, when considered alongside the classical Dadaist movement, leads to a greater understanding of the human condition, as it were...
...yet, the shift from a pantheistic world view to a belief in a single Creator indicates the human desire to control his environment, as well as our quest to simplify the Universe...
...take, for example, my choice not to wear trousers. One might say that it was merely an act precipitated by my physical surroundings...
...however, the surreal nature of our very situation speaks volumes for the philosophy of ascetism and material rejection...
...so that before long, it becomes possible to see through to the heart of our fellow men...
...which would never have happened if you had packed enough food for the return voyage, you nitwit...

 

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7-08-03

 

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by codehappykid
7-16-03
Dude, I'm your new roommate! Let's chill and have a brewsky later!
WT RU TLKNG ABT
Whoa, hey, I don't speak your language man! Well, I'm off to score some chicks!
MRN! MRN! MRN!
KILL

 

by codehappykid
7-16-03
Now, I will make a robot to be the son I never had! ...along with that one kid and his sister.
I am Professor Pill! Your brain must be removed and put in MY robot! Also, I'll keep your body for certain purposes.
Meatso, I won't go to bed until you tell me a story that patronizingly reveals the entire plot in the first episode!
After this, I will spend an hour pining for my estranged father and watching Seinfeld reruns.

 

by codehappykid
7-18-03
So I says, "Well, you could use them gravitons, if'n you wanted to cause a nukuler explosion!"
HOT GIRLS!
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck are YOU talking about?

 

by codehappykid
7-20-03
The plane will soon crash. My life has been a sham. At least I have porn.
No hope of rescue. When I get into heaven, I hope there is porn.
God does not exist. Please retype the URL and try, try again.
File not found error. Redirect soon to goatse.cx. By that, I mean Hell.

 

by codehappykid
7-25-03
Jesus is coming!
The rapture is at hand!
The believers will be taken into Heaven for eternity!
Come, Lord, deliver us now!
What in Hell do they all want? I'm going back to bed.

 

by codehappykid
7-26-03
Oh, why can't I have my own holiday?
Never fear! I will have created your holiday!
But...you're just a homosexual in long underwear!
Zounds! Mild-mannered Retroactive Man's secret will have been found out!
Will you be wanting coffee?
It will have made sense after six Retrobeers!

 

by codehappykid
7-30-03
No, I'm telling you, it's the most beautiful mathematical construct in the Universe!
Was that before or after we zoomed all the way in?

 

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7-31-03

 

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by codehappykid
8-01-03
We should go to another planet and learn all that we can about other species.
Yes, let us go to a different planet from the one we are now on.
Greetings Earthly Citizen. What knowledge would you share with us, who are from Alpha Centauri 1?
If'n ya suck too hard on the cow's udder, you can catch pneumonia.
We should go to another planet and learn all that we can about other species.
Yes, let us go to a different planet from the one we are now on.

 

by codehappykid
8-13-03
HOLY HOT-PANTS!
Ha! You cannot defeat me, Frozen Brad! I'm fully automated to play BOTH sides!
Alas, no! For unless I defeat the Chessboard of Death, I will never reach the next level!
Pawn to e4! Bishop to c5! King to e2!
What? Only an idiot would move the king on the second move!!
Exactly. That's why you did it.

 

by codehappykid
8-13-03
Oh, Athlon! You can stick your power cord in me anytime!
Ohhhh yeeeeaaaah. Up the legs, baby.
You spin me right round, baby!!
Who's your daddy, beotch?
Are you suspicious of your office furniture? Call the law offices of Siberian Neanderthal today and let us fondle, I mean handle, your chairs and desks.

 

by codehappykid
9-29-03
Welcome to my damn restaurant. What can I get you?
Hmm...how about a...wait, are you Boorite? THE Boorite?
Yeah...I hit on some hard times, man. What have you been doing?
I'm the President. Where are your pants?
Now you die, you smarmy bastard!
On the wall my guts are plastered!

 

by codehappykid
9-30-03
My minions had arisen with some negative mutations...
Absinth produced a series of unlikely explanations
I'm the President! I'm the President!
The moon was nice, but it didn't contain potassium.
I present to you the princess Buttercup!
Ay, I'm-a Mario!

 

by codehappykid
9-30-03
¡Tenía ayer dificultad grave con un emparedado de la carne de vaca y del queso!
¡Pío!
¡Los minions de señor Sauron se han avistado en el área!
¡Ai Dios mio!
The Spaniards have a powerful and mighty heritage, and the author wishes to make it known that this comic in no way denigrates any human being by their nationality.
¡Lápices rotos estúpidos estúpidos!

 

by codehappykid
10-02-03
I have defeated a Balrog, overpowered my mentor, and survived open war with the Black Land.
WHY CAN'T ARWEN TAKE CARE OF HER OWN DAMN BRAT?

 

by codehappykid
10-03-03
Take me to your leader
No bitch.
It's just a flesh wound!

 

by codehappykid
10-05-03
Thank you for responding to my request for a mentor.
Sure, kid, anytime. What do you want to know? How to hide the bodies?
Actually, it's about this girl...her name is Suzy...and...
Oh, I get it. You wanna whack her. You want an axe?
No, I was thinking more like a good pick-up line.
Oh, I get it. Go up to her and say this: "Baby, do you like serial murder as much as I do?"

 

by codehappykid
10-05-03
*ahem* Suzy, you are more beautiful than pi calculated to the 8-millionth decimal place.
*ahem* When I think of you, I wet my pants.
*sigh* It's not going to work, Killersquirrel.
Hey, don't worry little buddy. Just let me know when you want her dead.

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