CC 200: Elderly Nearsighted Woman Day

Author: codehappykid

Date: July 26, 2003

by codehappykid
7-26-03
Oh, why can't I have my own holiday?
Never fear! I will have created your holiday!
But...you're just a homosexual in long underwear!
Zounds! Mild-mannered Retroactive Man's secret will have been found out!
Will you be wanting coffee?
It will have made sense after six Retrobeers!