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by crabby
9-19-01
Alright Jesus it's time me and you had a little chat about these newbies.
Can it wait my child? We are currently stuck underwater.
Damn Jesus can't you think of anyone but your self for a second.
I was crucified for your sins.
Screw it I don't got time for this kind of crap.
What a Fucktasticially ignorant person. VOTE FOR CRABBY!

 

by crabby
9-19-01
RAAAAR!!!!!!!! TOBOR NEEDS REENFORCEMENTS FOR HIS CORNHOLING WAR!!!!!!!
I'm prepared to be part of your army. Smell my finger!
Dang TOBOR! You just need to chill out man and the cosmos will take care of the cornholing for you bro.
I'VE PERFECTED MY BODILESS CORNHOLING TECHNIQUE AND I'M PREPARED TO FIGHT THE CORNHOLING WAR!!!!
I'm with you TOBOR.
RAAAAR!!!! I HAVE THE POWER OF THE PUSSY!!!!!

 

by crabby
9-19-01
I can't believe I have such a crappy title. I mean come on Strip Creator Regular how lame is that?
You suck crabby. I AM TOBOR.
What the hell does that mean anyway.
Come here and I'll show you.
LATER......
That was uncalled for!
I AM TOBOR!

 

by crabby
9-24-01
It's time to inject you with this here Polio vaccine mate.
I don't want it! It's like playing God.
If you got a problem with this your gonna have to take it up with my supervisor.
What kind of company goes around injecting Donkeys with Polio Vaccine! I wanna speak with your supervisor now!
My Kangaroo says you don't want no vaccine injected in you. Perhaps you'd rather have my love sausage injected into you instead?
What are you talking about love sausage? You got no body!

 

by crabby
9-24-01
I need a meeting with the president immediately. I have an amazing story about making love to a shark underwater.
***KNOCK KNOCK***
Mr. President it's me Captain UTERUS! I've figuered out a way to stop the evil Dr. Kaufman and I think I might be..........in LOVE!
OH MY GOD! What are you doing here?

 

by crabby
9-24-01
If you live a life of good and follow the ten commandments you can join me in the kingdom of heaven.
Fuck-shits that sounds great.
Look we both know your coming here anyway. Your bodies been here for awhile for it's crimes against donkeys.
AWWWW FUCK-SHITS!! I knew that donkey stuff was gonna catch up with me in the end.
Since those donkeys screwed me I'm moving on with my life. Now Bessie this might hurt a little at first but I'm gonna cram my head up your asshole.
MOO!

 

by crabby
9-27-01
Christmas Day 6-04-87Jesus and the Devil were on a plane to go to granny gooses carnival of Thanksgiving fun when someone falls asleep at the whell and then eats a bagel so then jesus gets hungry
I'm hungry Satan but i dont know what to eat i miss my homeland so much and i dont know what to do i need a relaese from pain and hunger but i dont want to offend MENBAHS father all!
Satan feels your pain jesus buts important to remember what remains important to you all you nedd is love peace and nappiness so go eat some hagis and then call donna summers and tell her all about it
Half way there jesus begins to weep because he realizes that he is just a mice among men and hell never be with his true love shalla ball ever again because there world was devoured by a frost giant
MENBAH im not even sure who i am anymore your the devil and im jesus but who am i really MENBAH tell me who to look for i need to find my spirit guide because im lonely and afraid my eat hole hurts
MENBAH i eat with my gills by absorbing food from others faces but thats not important the important thing is that you go to the moon to meet with your birth mnother and eat meals with your real self
Jesus and Satan discuss bad event from child hood and jesus gets offered a job to work at attitudechickas law fi
after the fall out between my aunt and uncle over his alcoholism i never thought id go to womans felt planet agian but i did and i made a scarf and i wore it in winter and all your base belongs to us
MENBAH knows more than MENBAH really knows and once i ate goat in cleveland and i didnt know the goat practiced bitch craft so i didnt know what i was in for these damn pink donkey wranglers eat ka

 

by crabby
9-28-01
one day at the grassy in in north philly this girl met this guy and they said hi to each other.com
HI!!!!!!!! I OWN THE NETHER REALM AND SO I OWN YOU DOGGG EAT KETTLE
You dont understand my father owns a store where they exchange money for goods or services MENBAH so shut your eat hole promptly!!!!!!!
it was love at first sight until the girl threatened to blow up the guy using mental powers of some sort
I WILL NOW DESTROY YOU WITH SOME SORT OF MENTAL POWERS YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME BECAUSE I AM WOMAN AND I AM STRONG!!!!!!!
MENBAH your story put me to sleep you have no excuse to be a troll eating wench so take it back my dad knows attitude chicka so watch out
then the girl blows up the guy using some sort of brain trick or maybe a laser but she did it and now he is that pillar of flames
I HAVE DESTROYED YOU WITH SOME SORT OF BRAIN POWER OR MAYBE IT WAS A LAZER BUT YOU ARE FINISHED FOREVER MORE EAT FACE NOW PERISH IN THE COLD FIRE THAT YOU LAY IN
MENBAH i am flames but i did nothing to deserve this MENBAH

 

by crabby
10-01-01

 

by crabby
10-01-01
New loud pubs!
Old Man pubs!
New loud pubs!
Old Man pubs!
DOES ANYONE GIVE A SHIT!

 

by crabby
10-01-01
SERPENT SOCIETY
SERPENT SOCIETY
SERPENT SOCIETY

 

by crabby
10-01-01

 

by crabby
10-01-01
I'm so drunk!
Hey this girl looks pretty good!
WoW you must be really drunk BITCH!

 

by crabby
10-01-01
I'm sooo hot!
I also have kangaroo bodyguards!

 

by crabby
10-01-01
Hi there.
Howdy.
COWABUNGA?
Wuzzle-Wazzle!
Disco Stud!
LAME ASS!

 

by crabby
10-01-01
I am SO hot!
Would you like to pet my pussy?

 

by crabby
10-02-01

 

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10-02-01

 

by crabby
10-02-01
4 CORNHOLERS
I GOT NO BODY!
IN BRAD WE TRUST
RAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!
RAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!
CORNHOLERS 4
I GOT NO BODY!

 

by crabby
10-02-01
2 SMALL ASIAN GIRLS
EASY GAG
2 SMALL ASIAN GIRLS

 

by crabby
10-02-01
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by crabby
10-02-01
2 BROTHERS
RAAAAARRRRR!!!! I LOVE YOU BRO!!!!
RAAAAR!!!! TOBOR LOVE FISH BROTHER TO PIECES!!!!!
TOBOR HAS A FISH BROTHER
BROTHERS 2
RAAAAR!!!! TOBOR LOVE FISH BROTHER TO PIECES!!!!!
RAAAAARRRRR!!!! I LOVE YOU BRO!!!!

 

by crabby
10-02-01
2 COLOSSAL GEEKS
IN GEEKDOM WE TRUST
COLOSSAL GEEKS 2

 

by crabby
10-03-01
You wanna be my girlfriend?
Sure!
2 months later......
I think I love you, your the most important person in the world to me and I'd never do anything to hurt you.
Thats amazing I feel exactly the same way about you.
1 month after that......
Would you like to kiss me.
Sure why not.

 

by crabby
10-03-01

 

by crabby
10-04-01
SWEET
SWEET
SWEET

 

by crabby
10-04-01
SWEET
HOME
ALABAMA

 

by crabby
10-06-01
MISTER FANTASTIC & INVISIBLE WOMAN
THE THING & HUMAN TORCH

 

by crabby
10-06-01
IRON MAN & THE WASP
BLACK PANTHER & WONDER MAN
DRUNK IRON MAN & CAPTAIN AMERICA

 

by crabby
10-06-01
COLOSSUS & GAMBIT
BISHOP & WOLVERINE
JEAN GREY & CYCLOPS

 

by crabby
10-06-01
VALKEYRIE & DR. STRANGE
HELL CAT & NIGHT HAWK
SUB MARINER & THE HULK

 

by crabby
10-06-01
SUPER MAN & WONDER WOMAN
AQUA MAN & BATMAN
GREEN LANTERN & THE FLASH

 

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10-06-01

 

by crabby
10-06-01
I am Captain America! I was injected with the Super-Soldier serum during WW II. Then I was frozen and found by the Avengers and have been a Super Hero ever since.
I am the Red Skell. Professional NAZI and Captain Americas arch enemy.
I have to fight for freedom.
I have to destroy freedom.
Your in really good shape you know that?
Lets go back to my NAZI LOVE CHAMBER and eat some peaches.

 

by crabby
10-08-01
The snow is really coming down maybe we should get inside or something.
Dude don't even worry about that. Do you remember that rapper SNOW?
HELL YEAH! He's a SCATMAN!
Thats right dude he's awesome.
I can't feel my feet.
Wuss! It's not even snowing that hard.

 

by crabby
10-08-01
I feel evil!
Don't get any evil ideas MC PORN $ Captain Uterus always ruins your evil plots!
I'm just lonely captain.
Wanna come back to my Uterus cave!
I knew it Iknew it your GAY! HAHAHAHAHAHA I'm so EVIL!
DAMN!

 

by crabby
10-08-01
Hello children I'm Marshall Faulk of the St. Louis Rams.
WAAAAAA!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK!!!!
Hello children I'm Al Gore.
WAAAA!!!!!!! YOU SUCK ROBOT!!!!!
Hello children I am here to teach you to read.
WAAAA!!!!!!! YOU SUCK TUTOR!!!!!

 

by crabby
10-09-01
MORNING
Want some cereal.
Sure.
AFTERNOON
You want some lunch.
Sure.
EVENING
Lets go make love.
I call the strap on!

 

by crabby
10-09-01
MORNING
I woke up fell out of bed dragged a comb across my head.
AFTERNOON
I saw a film today oh boy The English Army had just won the war a crowd of people turned away but I just had to look having read the book.
EVENING
I read the news today oh boy four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire and though the holes were rather small they had to count them all now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hal

 

by crabby
10-09-01
8:15 AM
Hey there Joe looking good.
What's up Jessica you Stone Cold Fox.
3:15 PM
Will you teach me to make love Joe.
Sure right after I get finished watching the GodFather DVD Collection.
10:15 PM
God I'm bored I think I'll make a comic.

 

by crabby
10-10-01
I'm a SCATMAN!!!!!
Who do you think you are?
SNOW!!!! I'm a SCATMAN!!!!!
Funky?

 

by crabby
10-12-01
Hey there cutie pie!
My pants are tight.

 

by crabby
10-12-01

 

by crabby
10-12-01

 

by crabby
10-12-01
Televisions Mr.Belevedere is dead at the age of eighty today......
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!
What?

 

by crabby
10-12-01
TOBOR TAKE FORM OF FISH!!!!!!!
TOBOR CORNHOLE DROWNING MAN!!!!!!!!!

 

by crabby
10-12-01
Lades and gentlemen Billy Idol......
With a rebel yell she cried.......
MOH!
MOH!
MOH!
moh!

 

by crabby
10-12-01
Ladies and gentlemen Billy Idol........
With a rebel yell she cried........
MOH!
MOH!
MOH!
moh!

 

by crabby
10-12-01
-----------------------HI-FIVE---------------------

 

by crabby
10-12-01
---------------------HIGH FIVE-----------------------

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