CAPTAIN UTERUS IN LOVE?

Author: crabby

Date: September 24, 2001

by crabby
9-24-01
I need a meeting with the president immediately. I have an amazing story about making love to a shark underwater.
***KNOCK KNOCK***
Mr. President it's me Captain UTERUS! I've figuered out a way to stop the evil Dr. Kaufman and I think I might be..........in LOVE!
OH MY GOD! What are you doing here?