All comics by danish12345

 

by danish12345
10-22-13
you should not tell you password to a stranger.
ok boss.
tell me your password.
i will never tell you my password.
you did very good not to tell your password to a stanger.
thank you.

 

by danish12345
10-22-13
you should not share your password with any one
Okay thank you I will never for get this
And you shold not make freinds with strangers
can you tell me more
do not exept unknown messages
these things are helping me very much by

 

by danish12345
10-22-13
anna why you tell the password to your friend?
because she also tell me
hey have you told my password to any body?
no amir i have not told
hey anna have you tell my password to any body?
yes i have told to my teacher because my teacher was asking

 

by danish12345
10-22-13
you should not share your password with any one
Okay thank you I will never for get this
And you shold not make freinds with strangers
can you tell me more
do not exept unknown messages
these things are helping me very much bye

 

by danish12345
10-22-13
PLEASE DO NOT USE COMPUTER WITHOUT MY PERMISSION
WHY PAPA?I AM BIG ENOUGH TO USE COMPUTER
COME MY SISTER WE BOTH ARE OPENING A WEBSITE FOR SCHOOL WORK
NO WE CANT BECAUSE PAPA HAS NOT ALLOWED ME TO USE COMPUTER
WHY DO YOU USE COMPUTER WITHOUT MY PERMISSION iT CAN BE DANGEROUS FOR YOU SOME ONE CAN HACK YOUR ID OR PASSWORDWHILE SITTING ON FACEBOOK
SORRY PAPA NEXT TIME I WILL OBEY E-SAFETY RULES

 

by danish12345
10-24-13
Hey, are you actually here? Didn't Tina the Elephant crunch and squish you last week? WTF? Son of a *****, am I having another flash back?
No, calm down! That was my cousin, Murray. Oy, what a shmendrik. I'm Abraham. So, anyway, why are you hanging out in the bathroom? Are you hiding from your boss
(Uh...hmmm...) No! No, I'm waiting for Tina to bring in our really big pot. This is the only room with a spigot high enough to fill it with water for our monthly shrimp and crab boil.
Elvis the Balancing Dog prefers solitude when taking care of business and will do what he needs to get it.
"monthly shrimp and crab boil" (snork, snork) ... Hee hee hee, now I can ... Oh, holy hell! Shoo, shoo, get away!Teeeeeeennnaaa! FLASH BAAAACK!

 

by danish12345
10-24-13
Hello my name is lulululike
Hello my name is wacthamakaletandaojamamaflip
iam the bigest idiot of the universe
so i will nick name you as a idiot
thankyou no body has given me name only you have given me a name!!!!!!!
you idiot you idiot !!!!!!!!!!

 

by danish12345
10-24-13
abay salay ma house par tera wait kar rahi hain
opopopo gangnum style hahahahahahah
yeh kya tha !!!!!!
jub life ho out of control honton ko kar kay goal honton ko kar kay goal sitie buja kay bol all is well!!!!!!!!
yar mazak na kar
iam just joking!!!!!!!!!

 

by danish12345
10-24-13
CANT YOU SEE YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
NO I CANT IAM BLIND
NO IAM NOT LALALALALALALALALALAALA
BOSS YOU ARE DEAD HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA
NAHI CHAI TERI BAKWASS OFFER
I HAVE ONE OFFER YOU CAN WORK ON

 

by danish12345
10-24-13
CANT YOU SEE YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
NO I CANT IAM BLIND
NO IAM NOT LALALALALALALALALALAALA
BOSS YOU ARE DEAD HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA
NAHI CHAI TERI BAKWASS OFFER
I HAVE ONE OFFER YOU CAN WORK ON

 

by danish12345
10-24-13
CANT YOU SEE YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
NO I CANT IAM BLIND
NO IAM NOT LALALALALALALALALALAALA
BOSS YOU ARE DEAD HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA
NAHI CHAI TERI BAKWASS OFFER
I HAVE ONE OFFER YOU CAN WORK ON

 

by danish12345
10-24-13
CANT YOU SEE YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
NO I CANT IAM BLIND
NO IAM NOT LALALALALALALALALALAALA
BOSS YOU ARE DEAD HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA
NAHI CHAI TERI BAKWASS OFFER
I HAVE ONE OFFER YOU CAN WORK ON

 

by danish12345
10-25-13
abay bachay where are you going
ap say kisi nay baat ki
hahahahahah hain ki
abay itna ghusa dila diya hai kay agg bun joun ga
iam just joking
tumarah kuch nahi ho sucta hai

 

by danish12345
10-25-13
aray can you see you are in the middle of the road
smoking karnay ka maza hi kuch or hai
no iam not lalalalalalalala
boss you are on fir hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahhaha
i have one offer you can work in ary bubulay
nahi chai teri bakwas offer

 

by danish12345
10-25-13
aray can you see you are in the middle of the road
smoking karnay ka maza hi kuch or hai
no iam not lalalalalalalala
boss you are on fir hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahhaha
i have one offer you can work in ary bubulay
nahi chai teri bakwas offer

 

by danish12345
11-05-13

 

by danish12345
11-05-13
Arey dada gi app ka haath kha lia ab kaam kaise kreain ge sain app ki to kissmat hi kharab hai
yarr tu ne aik cheesh notice nahi ki mera doosra haath hai rakh ke lagoun ga doosra hath nikal aye ga
arey bhai aj kl tum sharmate koun ho
bus ak larki daikh li hai is liye
arey kala baba tu aj kal bohat ziada kala hogaye hai
are nahi main to kala nahi hoo kisi pagal ne mugh par kali mty laga di hai

 

by danish12345
11-13-13
boss kia kr raha hai
tameez se bol gadhe warna tere moun per mooka mar dooun ga
arey ga ga tere moun kiun lagun tu to houd apne ghar se paise choora kar khagata hai
tumhe nokri se nikal dounga
kia tu nokri krey ga bathroom saaf krna hai
tu kar ye nokeri asey lagta hai jessey tu pehley bathroom saaf krta ho aur aese lagta hai tu ney tu ney kia kamboat main moun dalatha is liye kala ho gaya hai

 

by danish12345
11-13-13

 

by danish12345
11-18-13
The dragon asking from a chiken.
Hey who are you.
I am a very fat chiken.
The dragon asking from a joker.
Hey who are you.
I am a very fat joker.
The dragon asking from a jesus.
Hey who are you.
I am a thin jesus.

 

by danish12345
11-18-13
Quiet
Quiet
Quiet

 

by danish12345
1-19-14
One day as Jake entered the house after school.......................................................................His big brother came.
OK so I am going to give my I -D and password to my friend so that he also can enjoy the movies!
No you must not give your I-D and password to some one you don't know
his big brother explained him....................... before Jake was about to give his friend his i-d and password
but my friend and me can talk about the movies we saw
but you know it can be really dangerous
seconds later....................................................................Jake understood his big brother
ok i have got it and now i won't give him my i-d and password
its good you listened to me or you would have been in real trouble

 

by danish12345
2-11-14
hello kia baat hai
jaldi bata mera ghora khaun hai mera dimaag kharab na kar wana maroun ga
kia hou kiuon aye yahan
tere kaber per janaza par ne kam le kar aya houn aur kia
kia hoa atni maar khaun se khai
tere beeveeko chair ne gia tha

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