Toilet Habits - Yup

Author: danish12345

Date: October 24, 2013

by danish12345
10-24-13
Hey, are you actually here? Didn't Tina the Elephant crunch and squish you last week? WTF? Son of a *****, am I having another flash back?
No, calm down! That was my cousin, Murray. Oy, what a shmendrik. I'm Abraham. So, anyway, why are you hanging out in the bathroom? Are you hiding from your boss
(Uh...hmmm...) No! No, I'm waiting for Tina to bring in our really big pot. This is the only room with a spigot high enough to fill it with water for our monthly shrimp and crab boil.
Elvis the Balancing Dog prefers solitude when taking care of business and will do what he needs to get it.
"monthly shrimp and crab boil" (snork, snork) ... Hee hee hee, now I can ... Oh, holy hell! Shoo, shoo, get away!Teeeeeeennnaaa! FLASH BAAAACK!