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by dannydarko
2-12-07
no mail today, maybe tommorow
*whispers* everyone dies alone, and i am about to die
are you afraid of dying alone?
no, but i'd like some company on my last breath
so my place or yours sexy grandma?

 

by dannydarko
2-12-07
Suicidal Poet has been transferd to the matrix, how will he take this?
so i am in a computer programme in a world that was not really real, and i have now been set free?
welcome, to the matrix, i am 'monitor' and i am here to show you the truth about the world
this world is a dying planet with no real civilisations? run by machines who grow us like plants, and has some squid machines in it that try to kill us?
its a difficult life to lead poet, but we know the truth and thats all that matters, come we must prepare to send you back into the matrix
so i come to this real world to escape the matrix world, just to be sent back there? I dont think I like the sound of this life any better than i did my last life, i may as well just kill myself
well....this has never happend before, i mean, we get to fight agents and...and get cool powers of strength, speed and slow motion! come on, join us!

 

by dannydarko
2-16-07
He read the letter of great misfortune, a letter concerning his wifes abortion
why oh why, must my wife have a life
His world crashed down, when the destructive robot came to town
oh robot of doom, why must you destroy room?
Now all that is left from dread, is a hammer and a nail in his head
this causes much pain, but death is my gain

 

by dannydarko
3-21-07
It brings me great pleasure to say my next job is you
Don't you know that, Killing is my business
And business is good, You'd better believe it
you got that right pal! you know where I can get any coffee around here?

 

by dannydarko
3-21-07
LET ME HELP YOU OUTTA YOUR CHAIR GRANDMAAA!
no its alright dear, i can do it
GRANDMAAAA WHAT WAS IT LIIIIIIKE
TOO BEEE AT THE HOLIDAY SIIIITE
oh, it was very nice, i had a lovely time

 

SMOOOOOKE ON THE WAAAA-TEERRRRR
this song is all about me!
by dannydarko, 3-21-07

 

by dannydarko
3-21-07
Today class, we have a guest speaker
he's here to tell you all about his exciting life as a proffesional musician
please welcome, Mr Rocker
IM A ROCK AND ROLL REBEL, I'LL DO AS I PLEEASE, YES IM A ROCK AND ROLL REBEL, AND IM AS FREE AS A BREEZE, A ROCK AND ROLL REBEL, I'LL TELL YOU NO LIES, THEY SAY I WORSHIP THE DEVIL

 

by dannydarko
3-21-07
IM JUST A ROCK AND ROLL REBEL!
okay, thank you for that Mr Rocker, class over, enjoy your weekend students
SCOOOOOLS OUT FOR THE SUMMERRR
i need to find some better guest speakers
SCHOOOOOOLS OUT FOR EVVVEERR

 

by dannydarko
3-21-07
welcome to big brother! the serial killer edition
we've put 6 homicidal maniacs in one house together, with lots of weapons at there disposal
what will happen, who may be killed first? will they get along together, find out, and watch big brother: serial killer edition

 

by dannydarko
3-21-07
facinating, truley facinating this book is
hey man, do you want a drink? can i make you a coffee, everyone loves coffee man, ITS THE BEST FUCKIN' DRINK IN THE WORLD!!! so how about a nice cup?
and i cant resist wanting to kill you now if you dont shut up whining
and then she told me she didnt love me anymore! so i killed her, and after that i couldnt resist killing anyone who hurt my feelings
what does that total rip off of me and my dad hocky mask kid want? my mask is way cooler
so kid do you want to give me that ice cream, or shall i take it from you personally!

 

by dannydarko
3-21-07
im sorry, i dont drink coffee, how about a cup of tea?
tea....TEA!!! sooo, you dont drink coffee aye? well i can CERTANLY CHANGE THAT BY FORCE FEEDING IT!
if this robot whinges anymore, hes dead steele
and then my creator disowned me! said i was too violant, said i was an abomonation, so naturally i killed him, but i miss him so much
oh this guys asking for it! no one takes my ice cream
im getting impatient, and you wouldnt like me when im impatient

 

by dannydarko
3-21-07
3 remaining housemates
now dont you see how great and tasty coffee is? just wave your arm if you want anymore, oh i forgot- YOU CANT!!!
and its only the first day
who knew robots had blood, what kind of freaky scientist puts blood in a robot, maybe he drank the blood of his victims...
who will our homicidal winner be?
mmm that was some good ice cream, and now that hes locked in the freezer, he can make ice cream all the time

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