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by darksoulexile
12-22-04
So you're the chick who replaced me? Meh.. I thought MISC could do better. You don't look like a warrior to me.
Why does everyone keep saying something about me being a warrior...
Listen here.. You better give your resignation to MISC when he gets back... you have no right to be my damn replacement!
It's my after school job! I need the money! Im trying to pay for my wedding to my favorite singer! One day me and him... blah blah blah blah blah...
Later...
Heh...That little scare put her in her place... no one replaces me dammit!
No one gets between me and my other side's love and hopes to live to see the next day!

 

by darksoulexile
12-28-04
Hm... My resolution is to take over a new country by the end of this year AND to stop demoting darksoulexile maybe.....
To kick twice as much ass in 2005 as i did in 2004... and be twice as cute doing it! Yay! Hee hee! Im pretty!
Um... I don't know... to be nicer to everyone? Yeah right...who's buying that bullshit...
To be nicer to MISC... wait... never mind... I like kicking his ass... I know... To kick MISC's ass more often!
To find a better afterschool job... one that doesn't involve so much killing.
I don't have one! Happy new year you bastards!

 

by darksoulexile
12-28-04
You see... Aurashadow never confessed her true love for darksoulexile and was forever cursed to roam the lands as a ghost...
MISC and DaughterofHell... took over the undersea kingdom and died three days later from bonfire in their castle that MISC started.
Darksoulexile was killed by another assassin and was sent to another dimension..
Liz and her alter ego were soon accepted in the illuminati and forced to work for the rest of their lives.... THE END!
In a seedy motel that charges by the hour.....
I told you a story and held you in my arms... that's 200 bucks... anything else you want in gonna cost extra.
Umm... I know... I want you to spank me and tell me that I've been a naughty boy. Oooh C'mon... do it! Do it!

 

by darksoulexile
12-28-04
IN THE FUTURE....
And so... the hooker and the creepy guy had sex and S&M pleasures for hours after telling the long story of the syndicate...and then...
Then what? C'mon... tell me!
The both caught a STD and died... The End.
What? That story sucked!
Fine then... They fell in love with each other and lived happily ever after.
Yay!

 

by darksoulexile
1-02-05
In the real world at Lin's school
What the hell? That's the last comic? He even forgot to put my ending in! Im the backbone of the whole series! Without me... there is no syndicate!
In the real world at Lin's school
I dont even curse like that! What the fuck is he thinking!
In the real world at Lin's school
Lin... please watch your language..
Shut the hell up!

 

by darksoulexile
1-02-05
in the forest...
Im back!
Heh... you traveled with MISC and survived... good for you!
Yeah... I was pretty close to dying... but... Im a girl.. so i have natural instincts to survive...
Hey... wait... where's MISC?
in the ocean...
I want to put a hit out on the one they call Spongebob...

 

by darksoulexile
1-12-05
MISC returns..
They kicked me out of the ocean....
Why?
They said I wasn't cool enough...
HAHA.... LOSER..
Aw.... you're making it worse.
HAHA! YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM NOW!

 

by darksoulexile
1-12-05
Soo.... um... what now?
Hell... I don't know... I guess we wander around for eternity...
Then... in a silly twist of fate!
Eh? What the heck?
Yay! I brought you back to life!
Aaah!
Heh heh... just like the good ol' days.

 

by darksoulexile
1-12-05
A karaoke bar
They don't play vocals in karaoke... so you can't lip sync an Ashlee Simpson song...
Ohh....

 

by darksoulexile
1-12-05
Ohh...baby! I love you! I want you with meee!
Why won't you love meeeee like I love youuuuuuuu! BAAAAAYBAAAAY!
I thought she was singing "Faint" by Linkin Park? The music is the same... what gives?
I don't know... but she's looking at you dude.

 

by darksoulexile
1-12-05
Girl I can't understand it why you want to hurt me. After all the things I've done for you. Still you hang out all night. what am I to do?
My girl wants to party all the time... party all the time... PARTY ALL THE TIME!
He's been singing for an hour....
Hey... you have to admit... this song is catchy!

 

by darksoulexile
1-13-05
Talk to me, tell me your name... You blow me off like it's all the same... You lit a fuse, and now I'm ticking away..Like a bomb... yeah baby
She bangs, she bangs! Oh baby when she moves, she moves... I go crazy 'cause she Looks like a flower.. But she stings like a bee Like every girl in history
I don't wanna look.
Oh.. no... now she's doing the William Hung dance.

 

by darksoulexile
1-13-05
Like a virgin! Hey! Like a vir err gin! ahh... *ah-choo*
Hit me baby one more time! So I have a reason to kill you!
I don't get it...
Yeah... when did Scott Peterson write a song?

 

by darksoulexile
1-13-05
Whatcha’ doin’ tonight... I wish I could be a fly on your wall... Are you really alone... Why can't I bring you into my life
If I was invisible... Then I could just watch you in your room... If I was invincible... I'd make you mine tonight... eh?
Hey! Wait! Why are you guys leaving? Don't flip me off Aurashadow! Get back here and let me finish... bastards.

 

by darksoulexile
1-19-05
Hmm...
......
Hey Lin... What's this word?
That's an "I".....

 

by darksoulexile
1-19-05
Whoa?! What the heck is with the ambulances?
I knew you had something to do with this! Shame on you.... he was disabled.... and he was blind!
What! I didn't do anything!
Oh... god... he had kids! Shame on you Darksoulexile.... shame on you....

 

by darksoulexile
1-19-05
There is nothing redeeming about this crappy TV show. When I take over the world... I am killing the entire cast and crew..
Degrassi.... it goes there.... Not really.
What kind of moron gets ideas from this show... wait... what's this?
Here.... have some "E"
Later...
Dude! Do you know where I could score some "E"! I saw something cool on TV!

 

by darksoulexile
1-24-05
Syndicate membership is down.... dues haven't been paid.... Aurashadow is a fucktard... What does it all mean?
Heh... What do you think it means?
I just asked you that! Do you have any ideas or what?
Well... maybe one.
Later
Well... you read the pamphlet... do you want to join or not?
So... If I join now I get college credit? ROCK ON!

 

by darksoulexile
1-26-05
Hi, My name is MISC... I am the leader of the syndicate.
Look in the mirror... see that desperate loser no one will love?
Thats's you. Nobody wants you... if you managed to get a date one day.... it's because the other person felt sorry for you.
You will amount to nothing... just go ahead and kill yourself now...
Now that we've eliminated the weaker half... Let me tell you about the benefits of the syndicate.
You see... um...we have...um... benefits so secret you have to join the syndicate to get em.... JOIN NOW!

 

by darksoulexile
1-27-05
Hey kids... you see this guy here? He's trying to sell you a drug called "E"
Hey kid.... want some E?
No drugs for me! Im drug free!
If you dont take the fucking "E", I'll kill you!
Ok... ok... I'll take it..
Hehehe... I got a new customer..
Whoa... I can taste purple now.... it tastes exactly like green...

 

by darksoulexile
2-03-05
Oh... Aurashadow... *kiss*
Oh.. I love you so much Dark... hehehe
Hehe... That's so nice Aurashadow... *smooch*
Oooh... Darksoulexile! You're so manly.... *kiss* *kiss*
Click!
What the hell are you doing in my room?!
Um... I can explain...

 

by darksoulexile
2-03-05
Hey Fuzzy!
My name is not Fuzzy! It's Aurashadow!
Don't be like that fuzzy! It's a cute name! It suits you!
Dammit! That's it.. Im pissed.
Later...
Im am never calling her fuzzy again... it leads to pain...
You should see what she keyed into your car... I didn't even know there were words like that... it's scary..

 

by darksoulexile
2-03-05
Where did you go?
Oh... I went to jail... did some time... stuff like that..
Well Im glad to see that you're okay...
Yeah... I don't even get the urge to kill now...
TO BE CONTINUED....
Why did you call me out here to the middle of nowhere?
Oh... I just wanted to show you something... I hope you remembered not to tell anyone you came out here...

 

by darksoulexile
2-07-05
Um.. what are you doing with that?
Oh... you know exactly what Im going to do?
That?... Why here?
Oh... you've had it coming for a long time...
Later...
You built me my own barn! How did you know! I love barns!
I just know...since no one else know about it... we can hang out here all the everyday! TIME FOR A SLEEPOVER!

 

by darksoulexile
2-09-05
Sometimes... when i'm alone... I think someone is watching me.... y'know... like a stalker...
Dooby... dooby doo! Sha! Dooby! Dooby do!
*crack*
It's was fun at first... now it's just scary...
Who's there?
*rustle rustle*
Sometimes... when i'm alone... I think someone is watching me.... y'know... like a stalker...
Dammit! Aurashadow... STOP FOLLOWING ME!
Wha? How did you know?

 

by darksoulexile
2-09-05
Hey Darksoulexile!
Yeah MISC?
Have you ever wondered what we are like in an alternate reality?
Ummm...
Well?
No... now get away from me... Aurashadow might have followed you!

 

by darksoulexile
2-09-05
Last year at MISC's house..
(MISC) Hmmm... why is it so dark in here... on my birthday...
(Lin)*psst*.. Dark.. get ready... 1...2...
(MISC) Oh no! The Commies are trying to kill me on my birthday! Im not letting you take me alive! Activate the last resort!
(Dark) MISC... NO!
Best... Birthday... Ever...

 

by darksoulexile
2-09-05
We have conquered America! We have total control over the world now!
Yeah! All because of your superior tactics!
Now we march into space!
Wait we can't... We need her permission...
Later...
All hail the great Lin! Leader of the Syndicate... The sexiest girl in the whole world!
And don't you forget it... Now go take over outer space in the name of your beautiful leader!

 

by darksoulexile
2-09-05
Hahaha... you are such a loser!
Don't say that!
Aww what you gonna do to me you jerk!
I warned you! Shalashaska!
Aaaaaaah! It burns!
I warned you... Fuzzy...

 

by darksoulexile
2-09-05
So... Why do you want to join the syndicate?
Well... I need a afterschool job and stuff... besides.. I know how to... ah.. Ahh. ACHOO!
Eh?
Liz! You're hired!

 

by darksoulexile
2-09-05
Sometimes... when i'm alone... I think someone is watching me.... y'know... like a stalker...
Dooby... dooby doo! Sha! Dooby! Dooby do!
*crack*
It's was fun at first... now it's just scary..
Who's there?
*rustle rustle*
Sometimes... when i'm alone... I think someone is watching me.... y'know... like a stalker...
Dammit! Lin ... STOP FOLLOWING ME!
Wha? How did you know?

 

by darksoulexile
2-09-05
Now.. if we kill darksoulexile we can finally take over the world.. What do you think Lin?
Im not Lin.. Im Aurashadow... who are you?
Im daughterofhell... wait.. if you're Aurashadow then... who was I talking to earlier?
Huh? I dunno...
Later
Im Darksoulexile... I just said I was Aurashadow so you could tell me her secrets...and because i'm desperate.
Wait! If you're Darksoulexile... then who did I give my money to? Grrr... MISC!!

 

by darksoulexile
2-10-05
Aaaaah!
Aaaaaah!
Oh! Why aren't you calling me fuzzy now!

 

by darksoulexile
2-12-05
Hey Mom... Me and MISC both tried out for the cheerleading squad but... I made it in and he didn't
Oh, no... MISC will be heart broken... You need to tell him... but don't rub it in... Also tell him to come down for dinner...
Later...
Hey MISC.. I...um... made the Cheerleading squad.. but you didn't... um... I'll see at dinner... Mom's making tacos!
What? No, I knew I was too fat... Im never going to be as skinny and as pretty as you...
Later... (again)
*cough* There goes another meal...

 

by darksoulexile
2-12-05
Grr... Daughterofhellome! I don't want to fight... I wanna be whiny and stay here!
MISCyasha! Shame on you! We have to stop Darksoulmaru!
Nuh uh! You have to fight... I just watch you..
MISCyasha! SIT!
Damn woman... telling me what to do like she owns me... *mumble mumble*
Don't make me do it again MISCyasha!

 

by darksoulexile
2-12-05
YAAAA! WE SHALL FIGHT TO THE DEATH UNTIL ONE OF US DIES!
YAAAA! WHAT IF WE BOTH DIE!
Wait... I didn't really think of that...
I know.... I mean... it is possible
That sucks... I mean.. I need time to reschedule... I need to think this out...
Ok... but don't start your car... I kinda had it as a revenge tactic just in case I lost...

 

by darksoulexile
2-12-05
Another day in the life the wild cowboy MISC...
Moo! Im Darksheepexile! Moo! Give me bamboo!
Hmm... Something has always been wrong with that sheep...
Bark! Bark! I need Tacos!
I need to shoot it...
Moo! Bark! Im a pony!

 

by darksoulexile
2-12-05
Oh my god... Im in a comic strip.. I can see myself in the next panel... Whoa... I have a nice butt...
Unngh... I have to get out of here! I feel like someone is watching me...
Oh no!
You know too much! Time to die!

 

by darksoulexile
2-14-05
What's wrong darksoulexile? Aren't we having fun?
Uh... yeah... Fun...Whee...
I can read your mind. You aren't having fun.... You know what happens next. I send you away and you never come back...
Aww... C'mon... you dont wanna do that...
Later...
Back again?
Yeah.... eventually he'll get lonely again and i'll be right back...

 

by darksoulexile
2-14-05
Syndicate.com
You must be 18 or Older to Enter!
If you click me... My pants come off...
Webcam Area...
Hey there! Thanks for visiting my webcam! I've been waiting for you! So take off your-
THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN BLOCKED BY INTARWEB COP!
Ruining your fun.... For a profit!

 

by darksoulexile
2-14-05
HAEV U SEN AURASHADOW??!!?! OMGWTFBBQ!
IEV BEN LOKNG FOR H3R 2.!11!1!!!111111!1!1!1 OMG WTF
I WOND3R WHERE SHE CUD B?????!! OMG LOL
II SUPOS3 WE CUD ASK MISC 2 FIND H3R
L8R
H3LO CUTEI HAEV U SEN AURASHADOW?!?!!???? OMG LOL ME AND DAUGHTEROFH3L R LOKNG FOR HER
Aaaah! She's speaking German! She's gonna eat me!!

 

by darksoulexile
2-14-05
Deep in Daughterofhell's secret lair behind the observatory... which is across the street from Mel's Bakery on 8th Street... Danger looms...
Oh no! Bad stuff is happening... Time to Transform!
Bad Stuff Is Happening... Someone Needs To Transform!
Little Does Anyone Know That.... Daughterofhell is...
MISCman!
Later...
You'll never stop me MISCman! I am immortal!
I don't want to stop you.. I just came here to shoplift amidst all the confusion...

 

by darksoulexile
2-14-05
Don't you hate the way the Syndicate is being led Lin?
Yeah Aurashadow... Thing have been taking a turn for the worse lately...
It doesn't even seem like MISC and Darksoulexile are even concerned about taking over the world..
I hate those two... What is their problem?
Somewhere else...
MISC! Can I touch your boobies!
Sure Dark... as long as I get to touch yours!

 

by darksoulexile
2-14-05
*comic saved*
Whew... That's another alternate reality comic...
I need to stop... Im pooping these things out like I have creative diarrhea...hmm... what now...
Later...
Welcome To sexyhentaigirls.com!
hehehe....

 

by darksoulexile
2-15-05
No new comics?! Ever!! NO! I need my fix!
No new comics...
Im glad about that... I hated his comics anyway.. They always picked on me... Now I have more time to cyber!
No new comics...
Blasphemy! Ich habe seinen Kopf!
Still no new comics...

 

by darksoulexile
2-22-05
Im tired of all this B.S...
What is now?
Yes... I am... We are going to do what I created the syndicate for a long time ago. We are going to rule the world with an iron fist!
Alright! Let's get started!
Not now... JAG is on...
I should've known better.

 

by darksoulexile
2-22-05
Hey! Lin... we're finally gonna start being all hardcore and uber cool now!
Why!
Because... We need to get out there and do something! We're the goddamn syndicate... Dammit! We need to be feared!
Well... what do you want me to do?
Get a shotgun and go hunt down everyone on our blacklist.... especially..."that girl"
YES SIR!

 

by darksoulexile
2-23-05
My twin sister is dead... I want you to investigate it.
Later... in hell
Whoo! I am her twin sister... whooo! Fear me! Whooo! I commited suicide... whooo!
To be continued...
It's true? Oh no!
....

 

by darksoulexile
2-23-05
Soon Afterwards...
You won't defeat me little man! I'll kill you and you'll go to hell!
...
Then...
Aaaaah!
...
Whoa...

 

by darksoulexile
2-23-05
The syndicate is starting to rise against the world! We must strike now!
Their leader MISC... must be stopped!
They are planning to str- yeah... what do you want?
Dude! Shut up with all that shouting... JAG is on!

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